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Contents 1 samantha 2 StICKAM naZI 2.1 Zenophile808 @ Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.2 more cowbell 2.3 BF Club 2.4 WTF? 2.5 1 + 1 = 4 2.6 Norbit 2.7 HAY U THAR GUY! 2.8 WTF 2.9 Protip 2.10 >>>>> 2.11 A Rapper Is U! 2.12 Nice! 2.13 JOOST JEWS AND JEWTUBE 2.14 BioStudentGirl 2.15 I Done Been Just Doin' It! 2.16 its all true 2.17 ya my nig 2.18 A Challenger Appears! 2.19 FOR REAL BITCH 2.20 e-pals 2.21 CONFIRM 2.22 "I am feeling gay" 2.23 i am never taking X again. its a dangerous, dangerous drug 2.24 jamie demeter sucks big donkey dick,again 2.25 BOBS4KIM RETURNS AS A FAT LESBIAN ?! 2.26 yo 2.27 fuckin habitaquo!!!!!!!!! 2.28 Fear Not! 2.29 Stickam 2.30 b 2.31 Hai2uZeno 2.32 Welcome Black ? 2.33 wiki code 2.34 approved. 2.35 thanks! 2.36 front page design 2.37 Right Back Atcha 2.38 I'm back baby 2.39 HALP PLZ 2.40 Pigslop msg 2.41 Youtube Ban 2.42 Free Zenophile808! 2.43 Where R U 2.44 oh nos 2.45 PANCAKES!!! 2.46 RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2.47 IRC 2.48 Welcome Back 2.49 YTV WAS AN INSIDE JOB 2.50 HUZZAH 2.51 Zzzzzz 2.52 just double checking but it was SURF SAFE i dunno 2.53 ZOMG WUT WTF 2.54 OH NOS 2.55 MySpace Wat? 2.56 Re Vanessa Hudgens 2.57 /R/ANDOM 2.58 http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/171 2.59 WOW! 2.60 parker drop ? 2.61 zeno bot 2.62 plz 2 meet 2.63 the password is ... 2.64 Oh yes 2.65 Lisa Ventura 2.66 Dramatic Developments

samantha

StICKAM naZI

Zenophile808 @ Encyclopedia Dramatica

Zenophile808

more cowbell

more Fell Endgame!

BF Club

BF Club poster is lol

Tercen 21:45, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

cheers didn't knwo if ED crashes were fukking up or it was getting deleted - thought it maybe made them look too Kewl LOL Zenophile808

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Miaarose

Temporary revert of Miaarose article to avoid conflicts with new update.

Details available on JewTube PM. Tercen 19:46, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

WTF?

I finally get mysteryguitarman suspended and you remove his article? --ManofWhite 18:58, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I did nothing but I'm sure my article helped. --ManofWhite 21:16, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

...Helped Give MGM a presence on ED - yes you did help ....mmm interesting Zenophile808

1 + 1 = 4

really no comment Weatherman

Norbit

when you're not busy could you check into William Sledds' articles did they ever exist? if so why were they deleted ?

also see if you can find out whatever fuckin happened to LostPedia articles thanks Weatherman

HAY U THAR GUY!

Hey, I am looking at the recent changes and see a lolcow in this PLP chap. I am currently writting my first draft of his article, and will finish it after work. Is there anyway you can give me everything you have on him, and put it on my talk page? That would be super helpful in my domination of PENCILLEADPRICK. Plz halp? _A RAPE SPIDER _APPROACHES! 21:47, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

WTF

SCARY...but true...

Protip

Um...AIM me or OldDirtyBtard@gmail.com re. recent 'issue'. No biggy...just need a word in yer shell-like.

BTW...WTF!!!

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 06:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

>>>>>

Weatherman

A Rapper Is U!

Lollers. A+++ bizzaro steez. Ima hit you up tomorrow on AIM. I'm done with ED for tonight (long day...ED>me).

--Rt. Hon. Judge Pele Q. Mudkips Esq. 03:31, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Nice!

lol...that Blunty articles pretty good...specialy since i saw him bitchin about YouTube being "all in it for the money"...lol...i don't know what he was expecting...i guess that they were doing this for charity --subseven 02:56, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

JOOST JEWS AND JEWTUBE

TREVOR HAS GOT THE BANHAMMER

AGAIN

MARCH 7 2007 814 US CENTRAL Weatherman

BioStudentGirl

Someone allegedly posted something on BioStudentGirl's page that may not have been 100% factually accurate so, (as far as I know since I was surfing for porn at the time), it was agreed in Arbchat that the page should be deleted and BioStudentGirl would make a video explaining why she was so Azn.

I Done Been Just Doin' It!

Remind me to show you the pix of when I used that gun to shoot a hole thru my pinky; just to watch it die. Lollers.

I should be around on IRC and AIM this w/end. See ya thar. --Abu Hurairah al Mudkips 19:38, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

its all true

Warning!		This contributor is a chronic masturbator. You can help by contradicting everything. Please remove this notice after revisions.

Weatherman

ya my nig

give me money now bitch Weatherman

A Challenger Appears!

i dunno...it might be Jamie...we do know he recently bought a black ski mask for his TMA impression...maybe he bought a grey one at the same time??? --subseven 06:17, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

FOR REAL BITCH

Weatherman yes my niggar

e-pals

yo niggar where u at you watchin da lostWeatherman

CONFIRM

i'm just setting up a spare...not sure what it's function will be as of yet...i wished for a spare, looked in the box, and all i got was this lousy sock --subseven 00:54, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

"I am feeling gay"

Sorry, but it's not me that's spamming your account - it's a clone account. Also, lurk moar. ~ CATS 07:40, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

i am never taking X again. its a dangerous, dangerous drug

sorry to hear about LOSTwiki fallout. what happened. btw jamie just updated, i want to file with DMCA over this gay super friends, feel free to do the sameWeatherman

jamie demeter sucks big donkey dick,again

found in jamies' comment. most likely a trap or joke Weatherman

you should call up and tell them Zenophile808 22:55, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

BOBS4KIM RETURNS AS A FAT LESBIAN ?!

jamie was right about someone getting "hurt" lol Weatherman

yes - not her most attractive angle Zenophile808 23:11, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

yo

get on aim for a sec yo yoWeatherman

fuckin habitaquo!!!!!!!!!

can i get my prodigy disks back ? fucking a. not much happening. bed here soon. don't do drugs. at least not the brown acid Weatherman

Fear Not!

he will be back...YouTube is like Hotel California...no one ever REALLY leaves --subseven 04:05, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Stickam

We're in Mike's room, all will be explained. ~ CATS 22:43, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

b

Never link to b! Anonymous posts and Moot taketh away! What was it anyway?

Fish & Mudkips 04:38, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Hai2uZeno

A wizard has turned ED back on. This is awesome Y/N? Hells Y

--Fish & Mudkips 20:14, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

Welcome Black ?

Hey-O!	[[Image:{{{3}}}|150px]]	This user is {{{1}}}! You can help by {{{2}}}.

Weatherman

wiki code

it's very technical...similar to YouTube's system of highly trained monkeys, except with longcats instead

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!...BACK FROM THE DEAD NIGGAZ!!!!!!!

edit: dammit...so excited i forgot my tildes! subseven 17:22, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

approved.

HEY THERE! Hey, Zenophile808/Archive 2! I saw what you did with the promised land and friends I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Weatherman

thanks!

Zeke still doesn't know wtf the method actor was thinking :) --subseven 17:22, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

front page design

re: video, the problem with YouTube of the Now is that it is too BIG a design element. Can we reduce it? To say 150 px or so? I'm so confused! KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 11:49, 13 June 2007 (CDT)

Right Back Atcha

--Fish & Mudkips 01:46, 20 June 2007 (CDT)

I'm back baby

I'm taking a step back from the YouTube thing at the moment. However I've got a few new ideas up my sleave that might interest you. ~ CATS 07:58, 29 June 2007 (CDT)

HALP PLZ

I think Unrealistic Expectations has a section or two you are particularly knowledgeable about. Plz assist. <3 KEKEKE_{Talk to me} ^{Listen to me.} 19:24, 27 June 2007 (CDT)

Pigslop msg

I have sort of a lulzy message (but I'm not sure how lulzy) that Pigslop sent me during the whole thing. Do you want it? --Philaster 15:32, 29 June 2007 (CDT)

Youtube Ban

Sorry to hear about your ban.--Philaster 03:50, 5 July 2007 (CDT)

Free Zenophile808!

i'm going to give Renetto a fistful of Quaaludes and write that on his forehead with a magic marker at 7-7-07 --subseven 00:21, 6 July 2007 (CDT)

Where R U

Zeno zeno zeno .. looking 4 u.. we couldn't do the show with you....

--Mikeskehan 14:53, 15 July 2007 (CDT)

oh nos

forecast calls for floods ? Weatherman 13:06, 23 July 2007 (CDT)

PANCAKES!!!

i will find you Sockchan 10:56, 10 August 2007 (CDT)

RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW IS THE TIME. RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE Weatherman 20:02, 16 August 2007 (CDT)

ZENO-TIME

ZENO-TIME

ZENO-TIME

ZENO-TIME

ZENO-TIME

ZENO-TIME

ZENO-TIME

IRC

Hi Zeno....i herd u liek rising from the grave
you are cordially invited to a most festive occassion remarking the reestablish
ment of chaos and absurdity. you must bring a helmet and fruit garment depicting
the corrosion of society as a whole, and the triumph of swine. you must request
forgiveness at one of our easy to locate confession boxes and recite joyfully a
bursting paragraph from a humble literary product of lol internets.

Get on irc fgt

--subseven 14:16, 17 August 2007 (CDT)

Welcome Back

Long Time no see!!! Glad to see that you're still alive. Missed you around here. BTW Hope misses you! Jebbi3 05:45, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

YTV WAS AN INSIDE JOB

..... hello friend. hit me up when you are around for instant message chat Weatherman 12:05, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

HUZZAH

Welcome back...and welcome aboard --subseven 22:02, 19 August 2007 (CDT)

Zzzzzz

hi friend Weatherman 21:37, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

just double checking but it was SURF SAFE i dunno

yo dawg i fixed the link so it wouldnt get back to you hint hint Weatherman 22:30, 31 August 2007 (CDT)

ZOMG WUT WTF

OH NOS

LOL OMG WUT HAVE I DONE Sockchan 17:07, 1 September 2007 (CDT)

MySpace Wat?

Ahoy hoy. So when is the long awaited return or is that information above my station? :) Hurry up I'm getting bored of fucking hamsters.

Re Vanessa Hudgens

Nah... I'd favor somebody getting hold of a cell phone they shouldn't have, but I don't care too much about any of this, I just enjoy digging. --Aghar     00:35, 7 September 2007 (CDT)

The Patriot DamesWeatherman 16:44, 7 September 2007 (CDT)

/R/ANDOM

red skull article was baleeted by blue aardvak, but was restored ?! i dunno. but check out new red skull on live video - the guy is completely going nuts.

WONDER WHY ?

WONDER WHY ?

WONDER WHY ?

WONDER WHY ?

WONDER WHY ?

WONDER WHY ?

WONDER WHY ?

Weatherman 17:55, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/171

http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/171 Weatherman 22:12, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

WOW!

do you have the video in it's entirety?

--subseven 00:37, 10 September 2007 (CDT)

Moar weird shit

Okay....i'm starting to think you cats are on to something....look at this:

this fucking still is totally shooped....notice the different light sources on the hands, the same highlights and shadows should show up on the face, but it's different....that voice was the exact same fucking voice from the snapvine

--subseven 00:29, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

• i'm definitely becoming a believer

--subseven 03:45, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

• excellent plan...i need a good vid for my new channel's debut, and that will do nicely...i'll start assembling the elements for the new video this evening

thanks!...glad you like the DynaCat article....my next one's going to be Barmer479...i'll probably start on that once the Logan stuff has finished percolating

--subseven 10:29, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

• initial vid is up...he must be watching our talk pages....he just pulled all his vids down....i ripped the cooking ones though...i left out the insinuation that it's Irish, because i'm not 100% on that yet...i am 100% that this is definitely not the person he's pretending to be:

--subseven 11:48, 12 September 2007 (CDT)

THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO

• Yeah, i think the pulling of the videos is an obvious sign of these pages being watched....i've got something very special planned for the very near future....i'll get a hold of you when the time gets closer

--subseven 04:26, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

• LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!...he put them BACK UP!!!...they were gone before...yeah, he's watching our talk pages for sure....hahaha....hi Logan!

--subseven 06:41, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

parker drop ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg1t9CB-OMc ? Weatherman 13:34, 11 September 2007 (CDT)

go to 2:50 - is that parker's addy

zeno bot

[1] Weatherman 09:48, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

plz 2 meet

I appeciate it, thx.

Yeh unfortunately Jamie and his paranoia are largely responsible for perpetuating the bullshit, despite me telling him many times that he was wrong. I'm not sure if Jamie will ever stop being a goof although I actually do hope that some day he realizes what he's done to himself over the last year. He's a circus. I think Tom is also a little responsible for it as well, and I've lost any respect I had for him at one time learning he was behind a lot of the dox dropping going on. Plz2b comin back soon. Yours was always innovative, original, and invariably well edited. I'm not sure if i'll even have time myself for anymore in the next while since semester just started and all that but oh well.

Hope you had a good summer, and i'll talk to ya.

late

--DCY 22:27, 13 September 2007 (CDT)

the password is ...

needs moar zenophile stat ItalianGuyFromNY http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Sockchan/ItalianGuyFromNY Sockchan 23:44, 15 September 2007 (CDT)

Oh yes

"I want to have little zeno babies" - Hope

"I want to have little zeno babies" - Hope

"I want to have little zeno babies" - Hope

"I want to have little zeno babies" - Hope

"I want to have little zeno babies" - Hope

"I want to have little zeno babies" - Hope

"I want to have little zeno babies" - Hope

Imagrantarmy 03:38, 20 September 2007 (CDT)

Lisa Ventura

HEY THERE! Hey, Zenophile808/Archive 2! I saw what you did with Lisa Ventura I just wanted to say keep up the good work

OMGZ...EPIC LULZ. Also...man oh man, did she get a beating with the ugly stick. (/me shudders).

--OldDirtyMudkips 17:02, 22 September 2007 (CDT)

• What he said. Plus, of course, Fact Cat approves because of his learnings. --Aghar     15:18, 25 September 2007 (CDT)

Dramatic Developments

Hai thar!...plz to be checking teh LoganSperman2 article for teh answers to the interwebs mystery: "Who the fuck is Logan Sperman rly?"

--subseven 00:58, 24 September 2007 (CDT)

• • nooooooo...you're thinking of zangerproductions....Charles and Irish have always been extremely close(yuck)...strangely, Charles had very carefully kept videos directly showing his hands off of videos on his YouTube account....but he has fucking accounts all over the place...one of those accounts had a video that showed his hands very clearly....the rest was just standard datamining

--subseven 19:41, 24 September 2007 (CDT)