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Contents 1 The Article on Fat 2 AIM 3 Zeno 4 Mr Pregnant 5 Like Clive Owen Said: "I'll sleep when I'm dead." 6 Why repeated? 7 Hai Zenophile 808 8 Magazine Generator 9 Sorry. 10 14/12/07 AoTN 11 Template:4cham 12 Rawwwr 13 Um, hi 14 kthx 15 ...lol 16 GJ preserving the lulz 17 Manbearpig 18 rawr 19 thnx 20 Zeno 21 KThnkx 22 What should I do 23 Being active 24 Ready 25 Stop Hammer Time 26 Faggots vandalizing 27 Video 28 Stuff 29 brb ytu forums 30 Let me put it this way

[edit] The Article on Fat

I know that this is the most terrible irony on the planet, but I wasn't sure if this needed to be reported or not. The article on Fat appears to be a warzone. I put the warzone template on it, but I didn't know if it had been preserved in that state on purpose. If it has, just say so and I'll go remove it myself.

I forgot to sign this. I feel bad for neglecting one of my recent best friends. --ImFatIRL 03:28, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] AIM

I'm on aim right now! Did you get a new sn? CrownAffair talk 14:08, 11 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Zeno

I could make you ice cream. =) CrownAffair talk 13:12, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Mr Pregnant

could you plz check my article now and see if it can be moved back? A team rerun

[edit] Like Clive Owen Said: "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Well...I suppose ED and /b/ are like therapy for me. I don't eat, bathe, brush my teeth or much of anything else but at least I feel good about it. I actually don't feel like a worthless cunt when I write. Moar later...must finish Magazine Generator. I got on IRC today for the first time since BFK died cos ZedCat is back. We were BFF's from the start.

Moar l80r...<3 --OldDirtyBtard 01:41, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Why repeated?

They sell every month (from 2008 on every year) a new edition compared to wine and champagne. Quality varies from time to time. —The preceding comment was added by Naturalbornpolytox, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] Hai Zenophile 808

One of teh utub jenkem links (teh celeb.) doesn't work. url is worng, but i could no find the rite 1 since i bin' 2 much jenkeming. Agent of teh Cabal 06:19, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Magazine Generator

FIXED!--OldDirtyBtard 13:55, 13 December 2007 (CST)

• Someone already did (see gallery). Maybe they flagged the file name. Just use the ammo on the talk page.--OldDirtyBtard 14:06, 13 December 2007 (CST)

lolo...i was just about to add a section about the MagMyPic gallery and trolling it so I reworded and added your bit to the article instead of the talk page.

--OldDirtyBtard 15:13, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Sorry.

I rewrote the text. Hopefully it's more up to your linking. Four tildes? Sorry no time for that. I snorted four lines of Crystal Meth, the one and only real drug. It makes you forget four tildes. Auto-sign would be a feature!! Naturalbornpolytox 15:33, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] 14/12/07 AoTN

i just noticed your analeaze summary for tomorrow. Mind if we change it to Smugfag since all hell is breaking loose?

--OldDirtyBtard 21:34, 13 December 2007 (CST)

== RE: Rebirth I'm using gchat more than IRC lately. :) RE: Mikeskehan: I'll respond on that talk page. <3 --zED cat 05:42, 14 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Template:4cham

It gets embedded at the top of 4chan's article so the introduction talks about 4chan gold being the successor of 4chan. The 4chan article includes it, but in a sneaky way that is inteded to make n00bs think they shouldn't touch it. --Aghar     08:54, 14 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Rawwwr

hai bebe. soup? besides the current haxors of 4chan. <3DoctorKills 07:08, 15 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Um, hi

The dox on Xyrix aren't necessary here. They're on every /b/ and /i/ imageboard now-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 06:39, 16 December 2007 (CST)

• Replied on my talk-Ket^{the KangaJew}_{Sodomy plz} 07:19, 16 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] kthx

Thanks for the hot cyber sex last night. CrownAffair talk 02:47, 17 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] ...lol

I missed the end actually, my comp started to get a little weird, assumed i didn't miss much...have to see which way it goes with these guys i guess.
Hope you are well Z :) > < y ^▪talk▪ 15:50, 17 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] GJ preserving the lulz

Thanks for protecting the VC article and my userpage from unfunny faggotry you marvelous faggot.The Mak 01:33, 19 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Manbearpig

[1] --MULLETFACE 18:45, 20 December 2007 (CST)

the picture of manbearpig? from this one guy's myspace. Go look at the article about the amazing atheist and click the link to his new myspace profile. --MMFAU 18:47, 20 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] rawr

ilyDoctorKills 10:02, 21 December 2007 (CST)

*can it be werking link tiem nao?DoctorKills 10:17, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] thnx

loldongs --Drunkenlazybastard 17:58, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Zeno

Merry Christmas <3 CrownAffair talk 18:37, 21 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] KThnkx

Thanks, no, Im still working on it, Ill let you know when Im finished.~~Teddy

• Actually,[2][3] Can you do something about them? Craptastic and saturday NightFever have been pointlessly vandalising my page for quite a while because their butthurt from my article.

[edit] What should I do

By accident whilst looking through the pictures on Camwhore I have appeared to have found someone I appear to know in real life, please see Image:EmoChan.jpg. Vincenoir9 12:28, 24 December 2007 (CST)

Haha, well I certainly did not know she was some emo camwhore. Vincenoir9 14:33, 24 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Being active

You have been, you are vigilant! Lolicyst 00:50, 25 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Ready

Im ready to have my article KyraShangea moved, unless you see a prob with it. ~~Teddy

[edit] Stop Hammer Time

Stop brb'ing. I got some stuff I wanna talk to you about and plus I just miss talking to you. Hope you had a great Christmas and Pls to be safe during new years.<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 CrownAffair talk 08:27, 29 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Faggots vandalizing

tytyr and abcd123 are vandalizing

[edit] Video

Hey, did you get it fixed? I looked at the page and it looked OK to me, or is that the default YouTube video you're talking about? Let me know and I can take another look. White•Mystery

• I believe the problem is something I ran into when I was creating the collapsing galleries thing. For some reason, wiki markup inside template calls that leads to dynamically generated content seems to fail or revert to some default before it gets rendered. Your second template argument needs to be encased in <youtube></youtube> tags. It's less than ideal, but it's how YoTN works as well. Hopefully it's still useable in this manner, despite being less convenient. White•Mystery
• Also, I'll just let you deal with the guy since you have a history, albeit one I don't understand. I saw his message when I was leaving my response and figured I'd try to help the guy out if he was willing to be civil. White•Mystery

• no problem. civility can be difficult with him (only sometimes tho). i dont know where that powerword redirect came from. he has in the passed admitted his failing are in being not a good liar compared with others. sadly no consistancy. and the evil baddie - doing evil and talking about aliens def existing and demanding humans behave is difficult - tho amusing.

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 18:29, 4 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Stuff

Is crap like this really necessary? http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Jamie_Demeter&redirect=no Just another example of you fucktards taking things into real life. I guess I should expect that, cant debate, outsmart or anything, but what you guys can do is threatened and harass others, like seriously, what other point could that be but besides to entice someone to track me down or to know my name? Seriously? You people would not like it if it was done to you, so you should not do it to someone else just because you can.

—The preceding comment was added by TheRedSkull, who is too much of a faggot to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[edit] brb ytu forums

Sockchan 20:29, 4 January 2008 (CST)

[edit] Let me put it this way

You were the people who thought I was theonetheycallgod. You people were the ones who brought Digger (an absolute fucking psychopath) on my ass, which is the reason Im not on youtube anymore. I am absolutley sure if that guy had the ability to he would easily try and harm me in real life. You people or I should say Weatherman never explained why you guys thought I was going after Digger, and me, trying to tell Digger a hundred times I never went after him does he believe me? No, of course not!

As for dropping someones docs, I removed that video quickly and apologized. Will you see Digger apologize for how many threats he has made about me and the numerous fake accounts about me? Nope! You? Nope! Weatherman? Nope! Anyone with E.D. or TMA?! Nope! I rest my case! You people have wasted your entire time trying to "expose" me when you could have been going after say, a real threat on youtube, trust me they are there.

Talk to GPW_Batman about the posts, its pretty fucking obvious it wasn't me who said that! After all I should not be surprised you believe that crap. You were one of the people who believed I actually called Digger. That fucking liar says he traced a call to Canada. If that was true and he could do that he would of had the exact location, not a country. He needed something bad to say about me and it just wasn't there so he had to make shit up! He is a known liar and you people should have exposed him, afterall he is the one with the criminal record, not me. He is the one who cried in a video when he got banned, not me! But that terrible excuse of a human being has no one to blame but himself!

I am not wrong in defending myself and there is nothing wrong in doing that! WTF was with weatherman and that full disclosure threat? Yes lets all find that one funny. Lets face it and try and be honest for once, you, yes...YOU people are in the wrong, not me! You bastards get me banned from youtube, destroy one of my hard drives, post my information EVERYWHERE and are surprised I get angry? Anyone would get angry! And if you cant tell if this is an act or not, let me put it this way, its not! Any time I spoke about E.D. Rkane, TMA or Digger it wasnt an act, I was being who I really am.

TheRedSkull