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but that requires me to do very little, if not nothing at all. Plz Be Speaking to Me Here
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SaturnineFilms

That's odd... maybe I linked to the wrong video. The doc dropping one is still up though, it's here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1WOmgYTr3c. I've put it into the article.

--lurkaglow 19:21, 30 April 2008 (GMT)

just wanted to say that video is fucking hilarious, +5 butthurt --Erudified 03:20, 2 May 2008 (CDT)

Xenuphile808

I herd that sumfin seekrit was goin down soon bu details r skechy. I Will kept u informationed. --Entropy 22:03, 16 February 2008 (CST)
OK, I've been researchin 4 hours an I fink i foun sumfink in my investigates. I'm not sur whut this meens but ppl ar sereus I fink. IT'S WEERD!

--Entropy 23:18, 16 February 2008 (CST)

I need to talk to you, this is very serious, police are going to be involved with this, so its in your best interest to talk to me asap.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98d_1203244883

OH SHI- you mite b on too sumfin! I hop he can find a nice bone! or he'l be reel hungree!

--Entropy 23:26, 16 February 2008 (CST)

MSN

Could I talk with you on msn? I dont have a youtube account. Its very complicated. I need to ask you some questions. —The preceding comment was added by TheRedSkull, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

good day!

Hi! I made a scientology template that can be complementary to the chanology template -- so that it can have all the many SciFag-related things like Tom Cruise

, Teh Regime, Psychiatrists, You Found the Card, etc. etc., in addition to the main points of Project Chanology.

Ciao! Keep up the relentlessness! --| »⇔«¿ 12:15, 18 February 2008 (CST)

It's FRIDAY!!!

I thought you'd might like to start the weekend off with a song:

~ CATS 10:02, 22 February 2008 (CST)

You know

I have been trying to get ahold of you pieces of garbage for awhile. I will be live on stickam tonight, pacific time 9:00 to talk with you. I think it would benefit you, weatherman and all the pieces of shit around you. Hope to see you there.

move pls

Could you please move Tarisai Vuche to Tarisai Vushe pls. I spelled the name wrong apparently. Blissyu2

Ides of March Front Page Coverage

Hey Zeno, here's the AOTN placeholders for the Ides of March coverage:

Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/March 15, 2008 Encyclopedia Dramatica:Today's featured article/March 16, 2008

I've been talking with ODB to get them ready and he's going to write out a blurb for them later today, but I figured you should know since I didn't know if you were doing up to date coverage like for the first protests. White•Mystery

Haha you guys are the ones doing the work - whether it's all caps or not is 100% up to you. And the bot is being a fgt right now, I'm trying to teach him how to fix double redirects but he doesn't want to listen. White•Mystery

Macfaggotry

I'm not going the refurb route evar again. I'm on one now and as soon as I get a new compy ima refurb it into holes using a .45 loaded with hollow tips. Refurbs always start out great, but -like dating a stripper- when they start fucking up, it goes all kinds of crazy at the same time and the decline is faster than a Marcab racer.

As for Applecare, I nevar get it since I've nevar had a Mac that didn't become obsolete before it malfunctioned. Hell, my 1994 Powerbook 500C still works great...for a dial-up with a floppy drive that uses Eudora, Telnet and Fetch. --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 12:02, 3 March 2008 (CST)

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You got rid of Horse News :( White•Mystery

Haha I'm just fucking with you. I put it up there as a placeholder because that extra day in February fucked up the AOTN rotation :) White•Mystery

I Love You

...so, so much. <3 <3 White•Mystery

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Recent Changes

Who were you taking about on the admin list? --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 04:32, 15 March 2008 (CDT)

year of the dragon

Raidfag
Weatherman 14:17, 16 March 2008 (CDT)

Arbchat Request

I want to talk to you and Weatherman sometime on IRC.

Redskull

Hey

You've done a lot of work on ED:101, would you be interested in a larger project to revise the ED: policy pages? - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 16:36, 23 March 2008 (CDT)

Chanology

Do you want me to add content and collapse the template, or just make the existing template better? To be honest with you, I like the general look of the current template so any specific feedback would help me out. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 19:47, 23 March 2008 (CDT)

	Zenophile808/Archive 8 is part of a series on Chanology
	Visit the Chanology Portal for complete coverage.

What do you think? - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 20:59, 24 March 2008 (CDT)

Changed it. I can still modify it if you wish. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 16:53, 25 March 2008 (CDT)

Dox < will do. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 22:49, 5 April 2008 (CDT)

I have not forgotten you. I will be editing the Scientology templates on Thursday. - Jasper _Jasper @ _MeowMail.com 19:53, 8 April 2008 (CDT)

Arbchat

What time is the arbchat today? Weedbag 20:56, 6 April 2008 (CDT)

noob?

I know I'm relatively new to ED, and I know I am a retard but can you stop making me look like an idiot. If you don't I will most certainly see you in court with the rest of them, to claim damages for the considerable rectal damage I am suffering, not from you - but most of the people on the enturbulation forums. Understand that it's very clear to me that without my contributions the project would fall apart--Hunter S. Thompsanon 04:05, 8 April 2008 (CDT)

New Chanology Pages

Hey Zeno, these three pages popped up in the logs today. I wasn't sure if they were legitimate or what you might want to do with them, so I categorized them but otherwise left them alone:

OPERATION: FAIR GAME PROJECT CHANOLOGY/BATTLETOAD EARTH PROJECT CHANOLOGY/IRL PROTEST PAGE/BATTLETOAD EARTH

If you're just stopping in and you want something done with them, let me know.

White•Mystery

Thanks dude! I figured if anyone would know what to do with the pages, you would! I'll try to go by the guidelines on that post as far as keeping content in check, but I may send you more links if they're questionable if you don't mind. White•Mystery

lol

i think it's the look in his eyes that makes it work...that blank deer-in-the-headlights look...lol --sub seven 01:51, 1 May 2008 (CDT)

i have a couple more lulzy stills too....just need to upload

--sub seven 03:07, 2 May 2008 (CDT)

Hey

What would you like to do with the following pages? I can't tell if they're dupes of existing content with the capitalization changed, or if there is new information worth keeping.

White•Mystery

When's all this business supposed to happen? Do you want front page space set aside? I can move a few AOTNs back for you if so. White•Mystery

Are you putting it up or do you want me to put it up? No real preference, was just wondering. White ♥ Mistress 17:49, 9 May 2008 (CDT)

Thanks <3 I figured it would be a combo with the giant glowing penis on my talk page. I will not be around for most of the morning, but if you see me around and there's anything I can do to help you organize stuff, just let me know. White ♥ Mistress 18:13, 9 May 2008 (CDT)

Pix

Is that really dr3k? And if so, where did you get it from? --OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 17:02, 8 May 2008 (CDT)

hahaha...yeah, that's the mental image I have. Retardation aside tho, he did a bang-up job on Tommy Davis.

--OldDirtyBtard • WUT? 18:08, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

Jesus in India

Actually I kinda added a wiki link in the talk page about that, as far as I know, a religious group known as the Sabians believe that but many atheists, especially hardcore ones deny Jesus existed. btw I saw a bullshit documentary on youtube called Zeitgeist or something, which was menna be some conspiracy crap, where it makes up load of shit like Krishna getting crucified to prove Jesus wasn't real so the freemasons could control the world. That kinda crap should be in the article I think anyway... T he current atheist article sounds like it was written by some butthurt guy, I mean like I could expect Jesusfreak777 to come up with this crap, it just reeks of baaaaw in my opinion. (Solarius 17:28, 8 May 2008 (CDT))

Yeh omg, I don't even think there are links to it on the 9/11 article! I'll help out editing it if you get the stub underway...

Ricki Raven

BTW I found this pervert/troll but my article got deleted last time, what do you think of this as a basis for an article, his name is Ricki Raven. (Solarius 17:45, 8 May 2008 (CDT))

Hey what do you think of the article so far? (Solarius 19:27, 9 May 2008 (CDT))

I posted new article Ricki Raven, I thought it contained enough, let me know if it needs anything else, video does exist but is proving VERY difficult to find. (Solarius 00:26, 12 May 2008 (CDT))

Some new users are trying to vandalize the article, they're clearly Ricki, could you ban User:Jenny1985? (Solarius 07:33, 3 June 2008 (CDT))

Impact-ing-full

Hey man, saw what you did with this page. Great work. Personally, I think placing the original indoctrine in image format (complete with copyright, so you know it must be true, amirite?) is a lot more impact-ing-full than just text. It has less chance to be cock-blocked by patrolling Scilons if they still use word-filter-based blocking programs, and if they try to censor it (whether it be here or telling a very lenient media figure about lies we're spreading), it's gonna be a bit more work than just hitting backspace a few times.

I think we should do this with more Scilon dox, bonus points if it's in L. Ron's handwriting. Perhaps it'll make for good protest/signage/handout fodder. --1upclock 21:52, 9 May 2008 (CDT)

Tommy's Tattoo

Thanks ^_^ I can't take all the credit, someone pointed it out on the Packer thread on Enturb. --A.nonhubbard 23:27, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Chanology Portal

I'm not sure how many pages are in the PROJECT CHANOLOGY subset of pages, but I've noticed that updates to the template are starting to have the same issues as the other big series templates. Do you think that this would benefit from a portal approach? I think it's going to work well for DA and YT, and it might give you a central location to post all of the updates and news and have a dedicated area for coverage of upcoming protests. Let me know your thoughts. If you want to go for it, I've already got ideas for the series template redesign and portal layout and we could go over some possibilities via e-mail. White ♥ Mistress 00:18, 12 May 2008 (CDT)

Hi

hey i watching this crazy video on youtube. it's about LOST!

mesa like Weatherman 08:27, 13 May 2008 (CDT)

== Rickroll ==

Hi there, WhiteMystery told me you were the guy to ask about downloading youtube vids (like rickroll) and posting them back up with a different title (like rickroll). So I'm wondering, where can I go to do such a fiendish act? Gracias - Crazyconan 17:05, 13 May 2008 (CDT)

COS mans harpoons against ED

I'm a newfag to ED (but not to wikis) and I can't figure out where the fuck to put this so I'll put it here and maybe you can figure out where it goes ...

http://anonymoushategroup.blogspot.com/2008/05/wwwencyclopediadramaticacom-using.html <=== apparently ED is a hate site now too!

Virtualholocaust article

Somewhat surprising that you havent made one of these yet. is there an unfinished one hanging around somewhere, or do i have to make it myself? Theyid 12:35, 24 May 2008 (CDT)

Captain_Bill_Robertson

See what you think of this, needs moar grammar and punctuation I think Dr3k 16:17, 25 May 2008 (CDT)

Keeping Sci-Fags out of ED

As an ex-scifag I have a GREAT way to keep out sci-fags from ED. Not sure how to implement it though or who to ask - but basically it would entail placing the text "The upper-bridge is all about the auditing of Body Thetans; also Xenu" that statement, if near the top/bottom of every COS article would LITERALLY fucking keep them all out of it except the OT-VIIIs also it would be funny. —The preceding comment was added by Dr3k, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

I like the way you think. --1upclock 00:54, 31 May 2008 (CDT)

What's this???

ATTENTION POTENTIAL SCIENTOLOGISTS

This article is part of a series of articles on Scientology and as such, may expose you to confidential materials on subjects such as R-6, Incident 1, Xenu and Body Thetans. If you do not feel like losing your position on the bridge to total freedom, we advise you turn back now. Additionally did you know that all Scientology courses are freely available on the internet WITHOUT being regged??

That should make things easier. --1upclock 01:35, 31 May 2008 (CDT)

Can I make changes to this template? It's a bit abrasive at the moment and I just thought it'd be simpler to be like "LOL RTC sucks and is a waste of money" Dr3k 18:51, 5 June 2008 (CDT)

hola

check your mails Weatherman 08:14, 31 May 2008 (CDT)

Hai zenophile

Hai, cd u pls unlock muh upage, wuz gonna ask ket 4 teh symmetry months ago but forgot and he don't seem 2 b around lately. Plzkthz Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 05:05, 2 June 2008 (CDT)

Thxz. BTW, have u read this excellent tome? Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 05:10, 2 June 2008 (CDT)

Not partickly, but will B lookin'. Lawls plz give us back our Maddie 05:22, 2 June 2008 (CDT)

Enturbaaaawlation

You told me to drop you a line on Enturbaaaawlation but never gave me your forum name. Also, you can grab me on the PV (irc.partyvan.org) my nick is always dr3k maybe we can collaborate on that idea about mini-raids there rather than virtual text messaging each other like this (which is a waste of my life) —The preceding comment was added by dr3k, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

Carmichael Wikipedo Article

OK, his article is up and running over at John Carmichael - Wikipedo Article and the image now is now using the proper image template for the license. I also added DOX I found online for John Carmichael to his article John Carmichael let me know if you think that's a "bit much" and I'll remove it (or you can be non-lazy and do it yourself). Also, virtual text-messaging is still a waste of my life. Dr3k 09:32, 6 June 2008 (CDT) (signed this time too bitches)

come on man

Title your pics so they're searchable on Google images, kthx!

SHAME SHAME SHAME!

--Drunkenlazybastard 19:19, 6 June 2008 (CDT)

Stripping supply teacher banned

OH LAWLS!!! [1] ~ Shalashaska 09:43, 12 June 2008 (CDT)

Regarding Fakesagan

First of all, whoever wrote that article is using it as a pulpit to attack atheism. not that i find anything wrong with that, but it simply does not belong in fakesagan's article. And the attacks were around the stupidest i've heard to date. And i don't believe i have edited anything fakesagan related, if you're referring to my comment in the talk, i wrote that because i was told that you wrote the article, including the half arsed attacks on atheism.

As far as fakesagan himself goes, i sort of like him. He doesnt fit into the usual rrs/capnoawesome evangelical category (which i absolutley despise), in fact he doesnt give a shit about atheism anymore, by his own admission. I think the last atheist related videos he posted was over 5 months ago. He is basically a very good troll. And i don't troll ED. Everything i write, i mean.
Theyid 06:32, 15 June 2008 (CDT)

Edit War Nameless

Can you please discipline this stupid camwhore for fucking up the article multiple times and blanking/vandalizing the page? I've been banned from ED for far less than what this crazy bitch is doing, I think it's only right... dr3k 07:25, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

nameless now has a sock puppet account reverting changes to the article now (or one of the two people who are her friends) in the form of Annny dr3k 09:35, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

Wow this feels odd asking you something, but could you add this to her article, she took it off for some reason:

Image:selleckdoesntcare.PNG|She picks the wrong person to challenge. Image:Selleckdoesntcare2.PNG|[[420chan|FUCK DA POLICE

Thanks for helping out on the article and keeping it lulzy Weedbag 11:41, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

OSA

would appreciate some moar lulz in OSA when you get a chance. I started it off, it looks good so far IMOdr3k 09:21, 16 June 2008 (CDT)

NYN

Hey, I'll admit I know very little about scripting on ED. I mostly copy and paste coding from other pages and by following their example-add in the needed bits of Data. I've noticed that some cities reports are weak at best, and when nothing was put up on the Eastern Report page-at all since it was created. I knew I had to at least try.

Bla

Do the voice again. faggot

samtwist 14:21, 17 June 2008 (GMT)

Hey dude, is Anonymous Code something important or worth keeping? White ♥ Mistress 18:56, 19 June 2008 (CDT)

DCY

Cheers

Thanks dude! Chunkymunky deserves a shitload of cred for that article as well and wouldn't be what it is without him. - raspberry_rush 09:11, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

LOLWUT?!

* [23:29] <dojo> btw dojo = h0nz / zenophile

[20:33] <@dojo> dr3k /r/ ysername change on ED to terryeo
[20:34] <@dojo> becuase he is paranoid about using dr3k
[19:13] <@dojo> dr3k is beig somewhat pleasnt to me with a few jibes hear and there i have been tliing him a few things he should do and he did them within 24 hrs

I'm not mad LOL -- I'm more or less pointing out the horrendously illiterate spelling in the chat logs (assuming they're even accurate and not fake). Also, cocks dr3k 20:08, 25 June 2008 (CDT)

Edit Warring

You and I know that ED is not a fucking blog or a way to advertise/promote your slut ass girlfriend but a certain person around here doesn't know that and his girlfriend keeps making him make idiotic/fanboy edits to an ED article about her and I'm not going to revert them every ten seconds b/c he's pussy whipped. Think you can do something about this to kick him in the jew/nagger ass?

IRC Logs

<dr3k> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/New_York_Nurse
<dr3k> moar better nao
<AnonNation> the last two sentences are great; not too fond of the rest though
<AnonNation> add a link to the john carmichael page, and i'd say it's set
<AnonNation> oh, wait, you did do that
<dr3k> yeah i dont think sister is caught up on the nature of anon yet
<dr3k> ..lol you reverted the edits again?
<AnonNation> LS wanted it this way
<dr3k> sigh
<dr3k> do I really need to ask someone to lock the article?
<AnonNation> whatever
Session Time: Thu Jun 26 00:00:00 2008

Katie Holmes Video

Ironically I was the one who wrote that script on the PV wiki and everyone hated it lol. dr3k 01:52, 27 June 2008 (CDT)

If I used commas you'd have nothing to bitch about :)

operation spy vs sci branding

i don´t think is good what some VIP anons are doing with chanology, today operation , tomorow oh sorry operation was not meant for another so to late for operation now because of fro´s mandatory..blablabla bullshit... its like creating conflicts because of ex-scilons, who wanna make party while the cult´s still open. i don´t like that fucking nonsense chaos. 4110IV june,29,localtime.

user:coldandblind003

This butt-munch thought it would be funny to fag up ALL the ED articles on music by adding made up random Gnarls Barkley quotes, apparently he's created something completely new and original that's obviously beyond us lot. (Solarius 10:19, 15 July 2008 (CDT))

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^▪^TALK^▪ 19:05, 24 July 2008 (CDT)

Deleted Article

Hey... long time... remember my Keanu Reeves article? It... I don't know... doesn't exist anymore. Any ideas? --User:Orphan Mia

Hawthorne Heights

Could you redirect this to fat larrys band as some emofag created an article to counter the faggotry he did at the mcr article. Solarius 08:44, 14 August 2008 (CDT)

CWC Pre-pre-emptive action

Any chance you could delete the last view entries on the Chris-Chan talk history page (the ones that mention the heading 'oh, good')? They run the risk of exposing private information to him. Blusko 16:30, 8 September 2008 (CDT)

Vandalism

My "vandalism" that you marked me for was to scare off redditors who were infesting ED with shitty spur-of-the-moment reddit jokes that don't belong on ED, and, overall, had a lulz value of something like -1. Seriously, "Z0OMG SOMEBODY FOUDN TEH ??? NOW WE CAN HAEV PROFIST!!1" is about the least funny shit ever and not in the spirit of ED. It's simply cancer and my goatse edits were going to be intended to discourage them, as I'm sure most would be immediately turned away and not able to handle a simple goatse post.

harm

yeah my vandalism. also hit me up asap or in general contact Weatherman 10:06, 31 January 2009 (CST)

I herd you died for the lulz. oh well Weatherman (talkpage) 03:46, 11 March 2009 (UTC) guess you'll never know the meaning of LOST

Are You Dead Yet?

If not then work on it. Weedbag 20:42, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

yes

Weatherman (talkpage) 16:39, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I love you, you died for the lulz

Weatherman (talkpage) 16:42, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Weatherman (talkpage) 15:52, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

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