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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

HOLY SHIT ZIONISTACAT?!?!!?

--Sheneequa • Talk 06:04, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

• LOL hai! --LOL JEWS 06:06, 12 August 2007 (CDT)
  • HOLY SHIT WE MUST HAVE URGENT IRC CONFERENCE TOMORROW SEE YOU THEN CHECK YES CHECK NO

1. [ ]Yes
2. [ ]No

--Sheneequa • Talk 06:07, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

1. [X]Yes
2. [ ]No

What time? --LOL JEWS 06:08, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

I do not know. I am going to bed now so now is bad then I am going out for awhile. You are still in Sweden yes? WHAT HOURS WILL YOU BE ACTIVE IN PST (GMT-8).

ALSO NIGHTY NIGHT.

--Sheneequa • Talk 06:10, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

P.S. tfo was recently outed as gay. I know, I was as surprised as you are.

• That is 9 hours behind me, so it will be morning/early afternoon PST that I will be active.

--LOL JEWS 06:32, 12 August 2007 (CDT)

P.S. ORLY? tfo is gay???

Contents 1 Scissors-chan: CP Producer 2 LOL Wikipedians 3 Hai Stranger! 4 Less than 3 5 Rebirth 6 The Holders/I fucking told you so 7 skehan 8 Jews Did Collapsing Objects 9 =[

[edit] Scissors-chan: CP Producer

Scissors-chan No, it's not

Scissors-chan Well nigger, here's how it goes. The vagina pics are not mine, they are my stepsisters. She's sixteen. I'm prettier than her so the face picture is mine. I'm seventeen. Taking credit for the pictures has led to my information being spread all over the fucking internet. And HAY LOL OMG GUESS WHAT you can be fined a bitchload of money for putting personal information up of a minor. Lulz if you have the pictures that means you are in possession of CP. Some fanboys made the ED and I'm petitioning to take it down. Also, if I keep getting harassed Sara isn't going to take anymore pictures so EVERYBODY LOSES. lulz.

• Putting up personal information of a minor is not illegal. however, if you can prove that said pictures are CP they will be taken down as it is against ED policy to have such things. --Drunkenlazybastard 16:14, 13 August 2007 (CDT)
• Dear Scissors-chan,

I think you should be aware that even though you are a minor, that is no protection against exploiting other minors and producing and distributing child pornography. We at Encyclopedia Dramatica take the abuse and exploitation of minors very seriously, and stuffing scissors into your 16 year old stepsister's vagina in order to upload the pictures and gain popularity in a community of known internet perverts is certainly that. We at ED are very disturbed by this and are currently discussing what further steps we should take. In the meantime, I urge you to seek psychiatric help. There are now programs that tailor themselves specifically to those that abuse children. Please, seek help before you destroy the lives of more innocent children. --zED cat 02:34, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] LOL Wikipedians

Why did you protect Wikipedia Review? Someone put my real name in there, amidst things that were false, and they also said very falsely (and I can find a link to prove it if you like) that Grace Note was ever, even briefly, a moderator of Wikipedia Review. Please can you fix those two falsehoods. Blissyu2 02:14, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

• It unprotects in a couple days. (If the edit war resumes, so does the page protection.) --zED cat 02:34, 14 August 2007 (CDT)
  • User:Wert == Grace Note, the liar. It wasn't an edit war so much as someone insisting on introducing false material. Blissyu2 04:40, 14 August 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Hai Stranger!

How's the Land of the Rising Meatball treating you? --OldDirtyMudkips 23:17, 1 November 2007 (CDT)

[edit] Less than 3

<3

Are you IRCing these days?

--OldDirtyBtard 20:56, 11 December 2007 (CST)

• I can be after I have some sleeps. I miss u guyz. --zED cat 20:59, 11 December 2007 (CST)
  • Ur spozed to answer on mah paeg. But any way...I've not been either. I was planning on returning soon and would love to c u tahr. Ket's back so we can have our sekrit #kitty room.

--OldDirtyBtard 01:07, 12 December 2007 (CST)

• • • i likes your new sig ◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 21:06, 11 December 2007 (CST)

• • • • Lemme finish up what ima doin and it's on like Donkey Kong.

--OldDirtyBtard 15:13, 12 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Rebirth

Hi !!!

thanks for the invite onto Google Chat. Noone seems to use it that i know, so dont be surprised if i start acting retarded and confused on it kthx <3

also could you take a look at this thanks

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 05:04, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] The Holders/I fucking told you so

I'm not altogether convinced that that is the right way to approach it. If it were up to me I'd use one of those newfangled collapsey things on the page. --Billy 17:53, 13 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] skehan

i agree with what you said ... ... i will certainly add to it.... as will weatherman. i dont actually have an email ad for him ... i will ask. I dont doubt if you asked he would give you some if you wanted to upload an archive (according to mike youtube actually store the ip address in the account upon creation which was how they connected the sock account he gave away to him (unless he was lying in that video [LOL])- so i dont think mike could archive them himself)

certainly ED needs his Pigslop videos (4 of them i think) for the pigslop article (which i have been meaning to write up more about ... seeing as has been blogging about his butthurt on myspace for months ... and i have some additional pm screencapped lulz to add - and generally write about how the intraacies of the drama worked out) .... see you on g-chat sometime !!!

◄ € Zenophile ﮚ ► æ ◄ Ǽ Talk ► 07:13, 14 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] Jews Did Collapsing Objects

Is this what jew talkin bout Wills?

--OldDirtyBtard 04:50, 15 December 2007 (CST)

[edit] =[

Hi...I expect you to save Caturday. Just so you understand the responsibility I have given you...I know atm you have no power of 4chan...at all.. but I demand you gain access and save the day....fixxxx itttt. =[ ugh. The lack of /b/ has turned me into a talk page rapist of perfect strangers. =/ DoctorKills 05:44, 15 December 2007 (CST)

• • I have half a gb of cat pics.... but it's not the sameeee. However, your effort wil be rewarded with....um.... er... OH FUCK LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! [runs away]DoctorKills 06:06, 15 December 2007 (CST)
    • Glowcaturday?

--OldDirtyBtard 06:12, 15 December 2007 (CST)

• Old news is old. Comeon. You can do better than that. =PDoctorKills 06:14, 15 December 2007 (CST)