Vanessa Hudgens
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[edit] Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens is the half Filipina former loli whore girl-next-door star of an insanely popular Disney Channel movie, High School Musical. Following several weeks of magazine covers and stories around the movie's sequel and her real-life romance with co-star moptop Zac Efron, the buzz for this tween idol broke into the mainstream with the leak of a nude photo to the internets around September 6th, 2007.
If you talk to any kid in elementary school, odds are 5 to 1 that they can sing every song from HSM. The plot goes like so: A cute multi-racial girl moves to new school, gets ignored by the popular kids, sparks a flame while singing karaoke with the star jock who really just wants to sing. 12-year-old girls adore this movie, which consists of about 99% googly-eye scenes and 1% tween fluff. It's like Romeo and Juliet, but without the sex, death, drama, or any meaningful content.
Because she is a dumb slut, the squeaky-clean-and-perfect idol for teen girls of the current generation took nude pics of herself and sent them to her boyfriend - who promptly sent them to ebaumsworld. Vanessa Hudgens if a fucktard, a whore and a well-known prostitute, mainly hired by the faggot Zac Effron.
The National Enquirer was the first to report of the photo's existence. Disney Forums cried aloud "V would never do that!!!". Sadly (for her), she did.
Forums were shut down as Anonymous won. While the forums claimed that the pics were fake and that Anonymous were "Porn Obssed Mingers", the photos were confirmed by MSNBC within hours, and later by Fox News. Perez Hilton as usual had his doubts.
Could this mean that Drake Bell is a b/tard?
[edit] Internet Disease
The Original Poster later mysteriously returned and posted the full set - Thread archived on 4chanarchive!.
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[edit] Repercussions
| —Rosie Konkel, Idiot Los Angeles-area breeder with no control over her kids. |
The bitch's forum was raided and goatsed accordingly as Anonymous posted the nude pictures everywhere. The admin of the site, Auie, went emo and begged the raiders to stop, announcing that "V would never do that".
After a few hours, the post count of the forum was doubled. Despite the admin's threats, few raiders actually got banned. This is what happens if the entire moderation crew consists of 12 year old girls. The power of goatse had made it impossible for them to even look at the forum. Anon provided lulz and drama ensued. Bricks were shat, and on September 8th the forum was officially shut down as 12-year-old girls worldwide were reduced to tears. Some even became an heros.
Disney has signed Vanessa up for High School Musical III due for release in 2008.
Never mind, she's fired.
Or maybe she isn't fired?
Or maybe she is?
Ah no, she's not. Lucky slut.
[edit] THINK OF THE CHILDREN
The funniest thing about this whole faggery daggery doo is it is probably a publicity stunt. Look at Daniel Radcliff, he got moar attention by fucking a horse than from his latest movie, Harry Potter and the Hidden Sausage. Also, look at Paris Hilton, a cum-guzzling thunder cunt whom noone cared about before, but is now IRL famous for sucking some C-list director's knob.
It's viral marketing.
The pattern was as follows, generating the most epic of coverage.
- Pictures rumoured to exist.
- Denial by Fanbase that aforementioned pics could exist.
- Discussion in the Press of said photos possible existence.
- Pictures Mysteriously Surface a few days later.
- Acknowledgement of Authenticity from Agent - could they not have claimed they were a looky-likey?
- Moar Press Coverage.
- ????
- Profit!
Only problem is this is a kid's idol. People look up to her. And she has more or less said, "FUCK YOU ALL. I HATE YOU, PERSONALLY. BYE" to all of her fans. There are still many butthurt mothers out there posting on AOL news posts about the newds. Anonymous is responding to the mother's lament by saying Vanessa is too old, and that he would like their 8-year-old daughter instead. The media will probably try and crucify Vanessa for being a whore, but what's really wrong with showing off your tits? It is highly unlikely that she herself posted her newds on ebaums (Anon forbid). So why is she guilty? Because she allowed herself to be naked on the internets? Think of the children.
[edit] Possible Theories
- Vanessa is a /b/tard.
- Zac is a /b/tard.
- Zac saw the pics, got extremly turned off by them, the fact that he is gay lulz, and handed them to a NON GAY MAN, who was in fact a /b/tard.
- Vanessa's Agent is a /b/tard
- Zac showed the pics to a friend who stole them. Zac's friend is a /b/tard
- College Musical.
- Retirement Musical.
- Kate McCann stole the pics and posted them to try and distract the world from the fact that she killed her fucking daughter.
- Jews did it, LULZ.
- Jews did Zac Efron
- She didn't want people to find out about that god-awful movie based on the shitty 60s puppet show she had a supporting role in.
When questioned, the OP claimed that - he "had heard that there was nude pics of Vanessa, so looked around and 'found them'...lying around on the web.'"
- Doesn't sound very credible.
[edit] New Developments
- It was later suggested in a news report that Vanessa took the nude pictures of herself before she was famous for Nickelodeon star Drake Bell.
That means the now-18-year-old Vanessa was probably 15 or 16 when the photos were taken. In other words, you are all pedophiles.
- Drake stars in the Nickelodeon show "Drake and Josh."
[edit] Fan Response
| —13 year old girls the defense rests |
| —Vanessa-hudgens.com's response to the raiding |
[edit] Gallery
 In the Louvre |
 ZOMG, it's REEEAAAALLLLL!!111 |
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 Fans discuss some of her earlier work. |
 ...But she did! |
 I will check you for cancer V |
 handy instructions on leaving her a snapvine message |
 The bitch knows now |
 How this is motivational? I don't know. |
 The mysterious OP returns with Moar |
Suspicious? |
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 lol whut |
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 Her other Myspace to avoid the meanies. |
 Coming soon to a Dollar tree near you. |
 "FUCK YOU ALL. I HATE YOU, PERSONALLY. BYE" |
 Vanessa Hudgen's website geting comment raeped |
 If you think that's bad, remember this? |
[edit] Link
- Vanessa's Myspace - Be sure to PM her and compliment her on her hairy muff
- Her alternative, private account
used to avoid the mean comments,canceled from too much fail. - Vanessa´s forum.
It´s not possible to register, because the place is beeing raided and goatsed as we speak.Registration is back up.No, it's back down again.(but comments are back up on the main site) - JewTube's biggest HSM fanbitch - Raid for the LULZ!
[edit] See Also
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Vanessa Hudgens is part of a series on Whores. |
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