Vanillakitsune
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This article is full of elitism, self-importance, and anime faggotry. Please see ConceptArt for further demonstrations in this retarded and unfunny way to troll. |
On a map of DeviantART's popular section, roaming somewhere near the top ten percent there will be a large, unnaturally-colored kitsune/dog/cabbit hybrid with ear-fluff longer than its legs and an iPod blasting out Fall Out Boy. This is Vanillakitsune.
She's an immature bitch who draws exactly the kind of shit that will never get her or her art anywhere in life. Her style is apparently meant to resemble Disney, because she apparently has the talent to get a job there. All she drew before finding Kuitsuku was a bunch of carbon copies of ChikaPika's drawings with some gay animu thrown in. What's funny is that since Kuitsuku herself copies Disney and some anime known as Bleach, her current style is a double rip, creating a time paradox. And now her human style has turned into a pathetic rip of Jubilation's art. If you try to point this out to her, nicely-worded or otherwise, she will shrug you off as jealous, even if your art skill far surpasses hers.
THIS JUST IN: Anonymous has discovered her oekaki! [http://www.oekakiart.com/aikokitsune/ Plz to be spamming the everliving fuck out of it, if the godawful bubblegum-pink kitsooonay background doesn't burn your eyes out first.
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Art(?)
If you are fortunate or brave enough to look at her art, you'll notice that among other irregularities, around the necks and chests of all her animals is a distinctly lion-like mane. One would assume that these are 'referenced', but no, she believes that she made these up, and that they are the most original thing ever. She says they are chimera, and her fans believe anyone else who has a chimera character is copying her.
WHAT THE BOOK SAID: Don't rip off other artist's concepts, characters, etc, but practice drawing off of a well known artist (such as a famous painter, for example, like we all did in high school art class) in order to gain basic skill that you can then mold into your own style.
WHAT THIS ENTERED VANI'S BRAIN AS: OH MY GOD... IT SAYS... DON'T STEAL...BUT THEN STEAL!
This of course caused her to do a barrel roll and stop listening to anyone who tried to explain directly to her what this article just said behind her back.
If you get into an art college/school it is universally known you must be at least DECENT at anatomy. This is one of the many things Vani is not good at, and animal anatomy is quite harder than human. She covers all her mistakes in kawaii ribbons, bells, etc, thinking this will cover up for her total lack of knowledge for anatomy.
Vani thinks you're a jealous prick if you try to critique her work even in the nicest way. In any way at all really. All the internet fame has gone to her head so now she thinks she will "LIEK, TTLY GET A REEL JOB". But in reality, companies will hang her resume and art up by the water cooler so everyone else there can get a good laugh out of them.
OHMYGAWD YOU GUYS Vani is totally original...?
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Moar evidence of this can be viewed here, ...and moar, and moaaaaaar, ...and oh shit moarmoarmoarmoar!
 Even with this provided as evidence, she denied it. |
Even though she can't stand people picking off 'little things' from her reference sheets, she's been busted stealing more than once. From simple details like similar attitude and strange abilities from popular anime. She of course denies this, and if a picture of hers suddenly disappears from her devianTART gallery, it was undoubtedly because someone called her out on her theft and provided evidence that she couldn't accuse of being fake.
She also rips off her coloring styles from much more established artists. If you see a good artist put up a coloring tutorial you only have to wait until Vani's next picture where she will claim she's changing her coloring style 'to be original'. Instead she creates a sloppy substitute.
 The mother was a ferret. |
Recent Drama Bullshit
Even though she claimed that she 'hasn't even had drama with anyone in months', this recent (first week of April 2008) chat log posted to Vani's LiveJournal (and now, funnily enough baleeted) says otherwise. It also says that Vani's logic needs some serious fucking work. Vani started this argument after she was given a thorough and very helpful crit.
Roxeiyurame: Lol... the fact that you can't even draw a cartoon dog yet you still think you're the shit says a lot about what you consider to be "art". xD;
heartattack high: ..i think that says more about what you consider to be art.
heartattack high: since when does not adding unnatural colors, human hair, corset ribbons, bells, & other unappealing shit to dogs equal not being an artist..
Roxeiyurame: At least i'm not the one who got rejected from SROA. e_____e;;
heartattack high: ..sorry to say, vani, but SRoA is not the staple of the art world. get hired by a major company that has a lot of successful output into the professional art world (as opposed to an oekaki full of spam wars) then you can come back & I'll listen to your bullshit about what's art & what's not.
Roxeiyurame: Your habit of using and symbols instead of typing AND is really annoying. o_o; Can you seriously not type A N D?
heartattack high: oh hi, cheap shot. of course i can fucking type 'and', I'm a ninth grader, vani. i don't see any reason why using & is a symptom of retardation.. the symbol '&' actually represents 'and'. & if you're going to be like that.. it's called an ampersand, not an 'and symbol'.
Roxeiyurame: Way to get off the topic. 8D
heartattack high: ..what. i was talking to you about art, you brought up the topic of my typing habits, & i responded to that. playing the 'i'm going to drag you off into another discussion & then bitch you out for being offtopic' card doesn't work with me, vani. & just for the record.. read back through this conversation. everything i say, every point i make, etc, you reply to with something definitely not directly related. if you're so right & i'm so wrong, shouldn't it be easy to disprove my points instead of avoiding them? hm. this is where i block you, tbh.
Even though this conversation shows Vani getting pwned hard in the ass by a sooky fourteen-year-old emo kid, she still posted it to her LiveJournal... apparently under the delusion that she was so right and the girl she randomly sparked an argument with was nothing but a bitch. Wtf.
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Another crit was received on the image which, in Vani's defense, she didn't reply negatively to. This is probably due to the fact that this artist belongs to her oekaki and therefore wasn't much of a threat.
The conclusion? Vani hasn't changed a bit; her oekaki is full of bitches; she'll never really get anywhere in the art world; she ripped the hideously-done candy shading off a more talented artist named Kaydee; her humans suck ass; etc. Why somebody would want this in their college is anybody's guess.
Defense
If anyone at all states any of the content of this article to her she runs to her journal in a fraction of a second and makes a giant and poorly written rant on how she is super-original. She also expects her fans to burn their retinas out reading this on whatever obnoxious color scheme she's bestowed upon her journal. Whenever someone opposes these shitstorms, she will usually reply with a one sentence answer which is always the same, and tells the artist their work isn't worth stealing:
The main problem here is that Vani assumes that everyone (else) thinks she's the best artist ever and the first to use any cool idea. This kind of attitude has rendered her completely unable to take critiques. very time anyone is seen giving her a quality or even minor critique you can expect Vani to either ignore them, hide behind excuses, or try and puff up her huge mane of fur and state obnoxiously that she knows animal anatomy better than anyone else. When doing her tryouts for the Suta-Raito Advanced oekaki, she even wrote off every single critique into excuses, then got her friends to vote her in.
If more than one person exposes her for the fake she is, she will write another journal throwing another whine fest about how wrong they are and how they can never understand the strain her popularity puts on her.
She will delete these journals less than a week after making them, complaining about the problems it's been giving her. This is, of course, just in hopes that she'll get enough of an asspat from her fan base before Anonymous come in, screen cap it, post it up here and point out the stupid shit she said.
To further push her down the spiral of artistic failure, the only times she does acknowledge a critique and/or suggestion is when it comes from one of her SEXTASTIC idols (Huskie, Evana, etc.) She doesn’t actually act on these suggestions, just agrees with them.
In My ED?
On November 25, 2007 Vanilla Kitsune discovered ED and began to BAWWW all over her LiveJournal, devianTART, and... basically anywhere she'd get attention. Not smart enough to actually provide an alias she posted it under her weeaboo sockpuppet, Reversed Pocky. She first decided to write a TL;DR entry discussing copyright claims to her pathetic characters. Figuring (correctly) that nobody on ED would give a shit anyways, she then proceeded to delete fucking everything. This created about 2.72 seconds of e-drama until she learned the hard way that Vandalism is Pointless and she swiftly got B&.
Note the absurd amounts of fail. Not only did she misspell dangerous, but she also made the mistake of thinking that Encyclopedia Dramatica would care about people stealing her characters, which are basically stolen from other people anyway. Also note the change in tone from bitch to concerned SysOp to offended victim. And on top of it all, she also failed to create an alias, using the exact same username for her Deviantart account and Oekaki account.
She could be seen Dividing by zero until the active SysOp put her in her place.
| —DLB |
As requested make sure to tell her all of your complaints here, Reversed Pocky. One can only hope that afterwards she will soon become an hero.
Haterz from the DevianTART community.
On Christmas day, 2005 one of VK's biggest fans created a tribute for her [1] and proceeded to rip apart some of her deviations. Anatomy problems and duplicate poses between her pictures were pointed out to her. VK's best defense was "It's just a reference, it doesn't matter!" (yet whenever someone else 'references' her work it turns into a bitchfest in her journal... hmm... VK is a HYPOCRITE? No, she's God, how can this be...?) Thus, her Christmas was ruined further. First she got the wrong color iPod case, now this? Unfortunately for the rest of the world, VK did not emo cut herself. There was also a time when some people made accounts and had the name "haterz" in it. Their dA pages had a shitload of VK bashing. The haterz raided VK's pages and her "furends"' pages too. It went on for several hours.
LiveJournal.
Vani, under the username Vanikins, wrote a lengthy journal about this article on her LiveJournal. A bit of super sleuthing provided us with her LiveJournal link.
When checked a day later, she had made the entry 'Ass KissersFriends Only'. But she insists she doesn't really care. She did it for the lulz. Luckily for you, it has been screencapped.
General selfishness/fail
Since Vani is too lazy to get a job at her age (she's a senior in high school, we all had jobs as freshmen) and wants expensive things, she can be seen whoring out her overpriced commissions, and then refusing to draw anything that isn't a dog, selfishly demanding another character, even if the commissioner has paid her to draw a human. Not only that, but she'll even create character designs for you! Which you'll probably end up getting sued for since they're most likely stolen.
She can be seen whining in her journals on Christmas and stating that she didn't get the right color iPod cover or she got some cheaper item rather than the 'super awesome' expensive one she wanted so very much.
Her parents can be seen buying her expensive shit left and right (such as a brand new car as her first one long before she needed one, and fancy clothes). Vani has not had to pay a cent for anything in her life and is a spoiled brat. This complaining of course gets to the heart of her fans who will spend hundreds of dollars on her merchandise. They pay for postage as well. And yet not a single fan sees anything in return, not even so much as a thank you doodle. Vani is too 'busy' to thank all her fans. Busy doing what? God knows.
Even when she has tons of commissions to focus on waiting on her dA account (about 50 commissions at last tally because she had to pay for her sextastic trip to whereeversville) she has no problem spending that money, saying she's suddenly in an art slump and then running to her LiveJournal exchange community and drawing for them, for FREE. Not only this but instead of posting a simple character description she spams half the page with huge descriptions of her Mary Sue furries. She then requests you draw them with their internet fuck buddies, as demonstrated:
"She's a MOMMMYYYY...and a wife. Here's her super nerdy homophobic asshole of a husband. 8| So if you want to make this super awesome ( yes I love that phrase ) and draw them together then, lol here's his refs. Double DOES have an anthro form...there’s just no reference. and Trixy also has a pet Cabbit, named Star-Ohki. (8 "
"DESPITE HER LOVE FOR LYING TO GUYS TO GET WHAT...she wants. Yuna has a super awesome boyfriend, named JASU ...ok... Jason. She likes to call him Jasu because I don’t know, maybe it’s an Asian thing. So if you wanna draw her with him then that would be awesome."
"Hi. She's taken. If you wanna make this SUPERAWESOME you can draw her with her um... boyfriend Reed. Here's his quad and werewolf forms."
Speaking of commissions what is this bullshit we see here? 100 personal pieces of artwork and not a single commission in sight? I thought she was suffering from art block.
Fuuuuurrrends...
The most frightening of these friends is Trixity. Trixity’s fursona was completely made by Vani and her actual art usually contains eyes larger than the world. It’s quite the sight.
Vani is aware of how much these friends love her, so she makes her characters date her friends’ fursonas and make ass-babies with them. She assumes that everyone loves these couples as well and will make a reference to them anytime she can.
I RLY HAET THEM BUT I DONT.
VK takes pride in bitching about how much people love to steal her ideas/original style/etc. She was never original from the start. She loves complaining, making long journals and flaunting about how much she hates when people steal her things. Of course all of these rants just blow to the wind when she finds and artist whose artistic skill rivals/pwns her own.
A small example would be the 'artist' Kaziczek-Wolf. One quick glimpse through her gallery reveals that she is for once the epitome of what Vani bitches about: [2]. Vani lives for this.
Supposedly though, Vani is only 'watching' this artist to 'keep tabs' on her and make sure she doesn't steal any more, when in all seriousness we know that Vani does not hold the mental capacity to conduct anything this intricate. She's in it for the art and the butt-fuck. It should be noted that Kaziczek-Wolf evidently "DOES NOT CARE" about this part of the article. Thus proving that she is nothing more than a VK cock sucker. Normal common sense should usually tell a person that when their 'friend' is talking behind their back something is wrong, but we must all remember in the world of Disney-Animu nothing has to make sense. This includes anatomy as well as common sense for your own wellbeing.
Trends/Moar Rape:
Vani, who seems to have since forgotten Yu-Gi-Oh!, after being shown the abridged series by Littlekuriboh on Youtube.com, began to quote the series at every waking moment of her life, even in her tutorial on how to use oekaki. On a side note, this tutorial is a failure, just like everything else she does.
Vani has stated many times her goal in life: start an animation company with her friends. Before this, she wanted to work at Disney. With an artistic knowledge of oekaki and a shit education, I’m sure we can all look forward to her amazing motion pictures soon.
In order to look cool or be one of the cool kids, VK has begun naming the titles of her artistic creations after /b/'s memes such as "So i herd u liek mudkip". But since she rapes any trend, she instead mutilates the humor with phrases such as "so I herd u liek Yogurt".
Gallery
 Let's all rape burn, dodge, and grass tools. It doesn't even look like a Meowth. |
 Moar terrible raep of Disney characters. Fail. |
 This 'fanart' has the anatomy of a balloon animal. And she had the nerve to bitch when Kuitsuku didn't asspat her for it. |
 Moar Pokemon raep. |
 I really wish those ankles would crack under the dog's weight like it should be doing. |
 Check out that honor student spelling. |
 Another thing she doesn't realise is that human hair doesn't puff up like that when the person is standing completely still. Also, a blatant disregard of how irritating and painful hair that long would be. |
 Oh god, it's like a furry convention. Also note distinct lack of improvement in anatomy, and how the ones copied from other more talented artists look a hundred percent better and out of place than the ones she drew herself. |
 The fact that this is 25 pixels bigger than the official dA stamp template shows a scale model of her ego. |
 The only reason that nobody ever gives her constructive critique on her anatomy is that there's so many things wrong, it would be way TL;DR. |
 How her fans fap to this is beyond me. |
 What kind of person would try to pass these off as honor's grades? |
 VK wants you to give her your characters! |
External Links/Contact.
- VanillaKitsune on deviantART
- dA account number 2... oh wait, that's a secret!
- VanillaKitsune at LiveJournal.
- VanillaKitsune's Fanclub? What the fuck?
- VanillaKitsune's compelling shitty fanfiction.
- VanillaKitsune on WikiFur.
- VanillaKitsune's SOOPER SEKRIT Oekaki Account.
- VanillaKitsune's purportedly sekrit LiveJournal.
- VK's tegaki blog. Once again, jumping right onto any bandwagon that comes along. This is full of more hideous spam doodles, as well as incredibly long-haired things that could just as easily be a really ugly girl, or a gay make-up wearing boy.
- Vanillakitsune's NEW!new oekaki board. Go sign up and troll the shit out of it.
- Vanillakitsune on Furaffinity
- She now makes toys? patched together cries!
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