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Vanillakitsune
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On a map of devianTART's popular section, roaming somewhere near the top ten percent there will be a large, unnaturally-colored kitsune/dog/cabbit hybrid with ear-fluff longer than its legs and an iPod blasting out Fall Out Boy and Avenged Sevenfold. This is Vanillakitsune, also known as Vani (a misspelling of Vain that just stuck), VK, Ash, and any other pet names that her admirers can think of.
According to her fan-brats, she's a talented young lady with excellence in the fields of anatomy, coloring, character design, and other important aspects of art, and they will go to great lengths to push this opinion into everyone's brains. Sound familiar?
Unfortunately for her, this charade that she presents is not the case at all. She's an immature bitch who draws exactly the kind of shit that will never get her or her art anywhere in life. Her style is apparently meant to resemble Disney, because she apparently has the talent to get a job there. Again, unfortunately, her style looks more like a bad rip of Kuitsuku's these days. All she drew before finding Kuitsuku was a bunch of carbon copies of ChikaPika's drawings with some gay animu thrown in. What's funny is that since Kuitsuku herself copies Disney and some anime known as Bleach, her current style is a double rip, creating a time paradox. And now her human style has turned into a pathetic rip of Jubilation's art. If you try to point this out to her, nicely-worded or otherwise, she will shrug you off as jealous, even if your art skill far surpasses hers.
This just in: Anonymous has discovered her oekaki! Plz to be spamming the everliving fuck out of it, if the godawful bubblegum-pink kitsooonay background doesn't burn your eyes out first. Vani also seems to think that because accounts need to be approved before they have comment/draw access, she's totally immune to spam attacks. Really, all you need to do is look at the memberlist on this oekaki, find a popular kitsune 'artist' and sign up on Vani's board with the same username. And in true Vani style, it's a total rip off of Kuitsuku's oekaki board, Suta-Raito oekaki. She even holds similar events on the same day, like the eye-bleeding spam wars where everyone draws 10 seconds worth of crap and submits it. But instead of having sections for beginners to advanced, Vani has only the advanced-equivalent, forming an exclusive club where the only way to gain access is if your a POPULAR animu-disney-canine-big hair-yoai-rip off artist like Vani. If you're not one of these, you may have a chance by promising to suck-up. This is done by producing fan art by the billions for the pompous bitch, you will surely have the honour of drawing on this most esteemed of oekaki boards, just don't expect any art from her in return.
[edit] Art(?)
If you are fortunate or brave enough to look at her art, you'll notice that among other irregularities, around the necks and chests of all her animals is a distinctly lion-like mane. One would assume that these are 'referenced' from a much more talented artist named Evana, but no, she believes that she made these up, and that they're not lion manes, but chimera manes. Of course, anybody smarter than her fans will realize that since chimeras are part lion, and that the lion attributes of a chimera are the tail and the mane, she's still calling them lion manes. Not to mention, her fans even have the gall to attack people with 'chimera' characters for copying Vani, which just proves that they are of comparable intelligence.
Apart from this hueg fluffy hair stack that doesn't even sit like a lion's mane, her characters have an insane amount of fluff coming out of their ears. She believes that she is 'stylizing' animal anatomy by doing this, since, yes, real animals have a small amount of thin fur to protect their inner ears, but she's really only copying something else: not surprisingly, this idea is from the anime Techni Muyo.
But, apart from that, she knows all there is to know about art, right? Wrong. This isn't surprising either, considering she thinks that having a report card on which the best grade is 89 makes her an 'honors student' (just for the record, honors grades are 93 and above). She just hides all this smart behind 'n______n', 'zn_n-b', 'OMGLOLWRYYYY' and other various chatspeak/emoticon shouts. But, no, she must know what she's talking about, since she posted a dA journal dedicated to correcting a professional animation book. See right. In case there was any confusion, here's a little guide:
WHAT THE BOOK SAID: Don't rip off other artist's concepts, characters, etc, but practice drawing off of a well known artist (such as a famous painter, for example, like we all did in high school art class) in order to gain basic skill that you can then mold into your own style.
WHAT THIS ENTERED VANI'S BRAIN AS: OH MY GOD... IT SAYS... DON'T STEAL...BUT THEN STEAL!
This of course caused her to do a barrel roll and stop listening to anyone who tried to explain directly to her what this article just said behind her back.
Another thing that art teachers universally hate and that is blatantly present in Vani's drawings is bad anatomy hidden behind tails, ribbons, chimera manes, et cetera. It's obvious that she used reference pictures to draw kewl shit, but not to learn how to draw. This is known as derivative anatomy, and basically constitutes not knowing how a figure works, but being able to copy it from a reference picture, then sticking to that style while never improving. What she expects everybody to believe is that her anatomy is only bad because they're not normal animals, but a strange demon brand of animals that defy science. Unfortunately, this is a big fat cover-up. For one thing, artistic license only goes so far, and for another, she has plenty of requests, trades and commissions of other people's characters which are normal animals. Meaning, she either changes other peoples' characters into her brand of dogs to suit herself (selfish, and a shitty art practice) or, more likely, this is just nothing but a coverup for bad anatomy (shitty art practice). Both options are extremely plausible, since she has a habit of adding wings, scene hair, and eyebrows to characters that she's drawing for other people.Worse even than her art, the saddest thing about Vani is that whenever someone attempts to show her the light of her ways, she will immaturely throw it aside like you're some sort of jealous prick. She does this to everyone, regardless of art talent, how nicely they worded the critique, and whether or not she's friends with them. That's right, if a best friend gets between her and her precious art, she just picks the next fangirl out of the queue and befriends them instead.
She believes, and I quote, that "it's okay that they redlined my anthro drawings, those are no good anyway". If they are no good why doesn't she improve? Simple, her ass fuck internet popularity has gone to her head and she no longer listens to reason. And, of course, it's fine for her to say her own drawings suck, presumably for attention, but if anybody agrees with her, it's WHAAMBULANCE TIEM - this is a favorite tactic of drama whores. The day will come (hopefully soon, considering she's in or nearly in her senior year) when she will enter the real world of art and fall flat on her face when no college wants to accept an anime-drawing anatomy-failing Disney rip-off artist. And that will be the day when EDiots will sit back and enjoy the many lulz that will ensue.
To further drill this point in, during the TL;DR rant on her LiveJournal, she mentioned that the article 'called Darell a pile of melting chocolate ice cream' (what it actually said was, Her human anatomy is also similar to that of melting chocolate ice cream) and lol'd profusely at this, just proving that she's never going to take heed of anybody's attempts to make her art suck less.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, SHE GOT INTO RINGLING. The funny thing is, she never actually specified that she meant the art college Ringling, meaning for all we know she could have joined the Ringling circus. If you point this out to her, even in a friendly, joking way she will scream in your face for being a retard, as she has been seen doing on her devART journals and her oekaki.
She also bragged that she got into Ringling with 'only two of her stylized pieces', and 'the rest were just.... figure drawing... references....still lifes'. This just proves our point - if she'd applied with just her 'stylized' shit, there's no way they would have accepted her. A friend of hers who saw most of her portfolio stated on her old devART account that "yeah.. nice try. 9o% of those figure drawings were.. pretty much traced. she borrowed some books of mine.. and just.. copied them line for line.. then she traced what she couldn't copy. bah, my books are full of line marks now".
[edit] OHMYGAWD YOU GUYS Vani is totally original...?
Vani stated she was trying out a style of motion blurs she thought up by herself. Totally not taken from a method developed by Ann-Chovi years ago.
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- And for your viewing pleasure, here we have, a timeline of Vani's pathetic style.
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...so, she dropped that style and moved scarishly fast into a ripoff of Evana's style. (The speed at which she picked up Evana's style proves the 'derivative anatomy' theory, usually it takes months for artists get comfortable enough with a style to post anything publically)...:
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Moar evidence of this can be viewed here, ...and moar, and moaaaaaar, ...and oh shit moarmoarmoarmoar!
Just to put the icing on the cake, she posted a 'little doodle' that she apparently scribbled up in a few minutes with no reference picture, because she's just that skilled at animation. Have a look for yourself:
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Even though she can't stand people picking off 'little things' from her reference sheets, she's been busted stealing more than once. From simple details like similar attitude and strange 'eye' power to Kakashi from Naruto for her character Genocide, and several distinguishable markings from Valixy, Evana, Frisket and the like; right up to completely ripping off Anuvia's design for her 'dragonsona'.
She of course denies this, and if a picture of hers suddenly disappears from her devianTART gallery, it was undoubtedly because someone called her out on her theft and provided evidence that she couldn't accuse of being fake.
She also rips off her coloring styles from much more established artists. If you see a good artist put up a coloring tutorial you only have to wait until Vani's next picture where she will claim she's changing her coloring style 'to be original'. Instead of being original she creates a sloppy substitute to another artist's otherwise awesome coloring style and claims full bragging and copyrights to it, which includes flaming anyone else who follows this tutorial better than her of 'badly ripping off her style'. One of her current dumped styles included putting 'shine' dots (white or electric blue specks) everywhere on a character's fur. While this was okay on some aspect it was amazingly not okay when sprayed all over and managing to make her dogs look like they had a terrible case of dandruff.
But wait! VK doesn't limit herself to just ripping of internet artists!
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[edit] Recent Drama Bullshit
Even though she claimed that she 'hasn't even had drama with anyone in months', this recent (first week of April 2008) chat log posted to Vani's LiveJournal (and now, funnily enough baleeted) says otherwise. It also says that Vani's logic needs some serious fucking work. Vani started this argument after 'heartattack high' gave her a thorough and very helpful crit on an Oekaki. 'Roxeiyurame' is Vani, and 'heartattack high' is some emo bitch whose MySpace is last on the list of people to troll on the ED article about Emosexual. They should both be trolled.
Roxeiyurame: Lol... the fact that you can't even draw a cartoon dog yet you still think you're the shit says a lot about what you consider to be "art". xD;
heartattack high: ..i think that says more about what you consider to be art.
heartattack high: since when does not adding unnatural colors, human hair, corset ribbons, bells, & other unappealing shit to dogs equal not being an artist..
Roxeiyurame: At least i'm not the one who got rejected from SROA. e_____e;;
heartattack high: ..sorry to say, vani, but SRoA is not the staple of the art world. get hired by a major company that has a lot of successful output into the professional art world (as opposed to an oekaki full of spam wars) then you can come back & I'll listen to your bullshit about what's art & what's not.
Roxeiyurame: Your habit of using and symbols instead of typing AND is really annoying. o_o; Can you seriously not type A N D?
heartattack high: oh hi, cheap shot. of course i can fucking type 'and', I'm a ninth grader, vani. i don't see any reason why using & is a symptom of retardation.. the symbol '&' actually represents 'and'. & if you're going to be like that.. it's called an ampersand, not an 'and symbol'.
Roxeiyurame: Way to get off the topic. 8D
heartattack high: ..what. i was talking to you about art, you brought up the topic of my typing habits, & i responded to that. playing the 'i'm going to drag you off into another discussion & then bitch you out for being offtopic' card doesn't work with me, vani. & just for the record.. read back through this conversation. everything i say, every point i make, etc, you reply to with something definitely not directly related. if you're so right & i'm so wrong, shouldn't it be easy to disprove my points instead of avoiding them? hm. this is where i block you, tbh.
Even though this conversation shows Vani getting pwned hard in the ass by a sooky fourteen-year-old emo kid, she still posted it to her LiveJournal... apparently under the delusion that she was so right and the girl she randomly sparked an argument with was nothing but a bitch. Wtf.
And then, there's this...
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Lol Vani, lol. This only makes it moar obvious that Vani is a liar of epic proportions... she stated that this article only talks about how she used to be, baww. Let's see: this article describes her as a lying bitch who is unable to take any form of critique, doesn't realize that to get anywhere in the art world she has to take harsh critique instead of being a spoilt asspatted bitch, and would rather get her friends to bitch out the critique-giver than actually take heed of any crits. And there's a difference these days, how? Just for the record, this Vani Asspatting Session™ was announced shortly after this harsh but perfectly justified crit by Taser-Rander:
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Another crit was received on the image which, in Vani's defense, she didn't reply negatively to. This is probably due to the fact that this artist belongs to her oekaki and therefore wasn't much of a threat: Vani holds the power to throw A-C out of her oekaki and wound her forever, but Taser-Rander would most likely not give half a shit. There is also very slim chance that she'll actually take this well thought out advice either, as opposed to continuing to fail her way around anatomy at a whole. Speaking of kind advice: take kind advice and pick up a damn book!
The conclusion? Vani hasn't changed a bit; her oekaki is full of bitches; she'll never really get anywhere in the art world; she ripped the hideously-done candy shading off a more talented artist named Kaydee; her humans suck ass; etc. Why somebody would want this in their college is anybody's guess.
[edit] Defense
If anyone at all states any of the content of this article to her she runs to her journal in a fraction of a second and makes a giant and poorly written rant on how she is super-original. She also expects her fans to burn their retinas out reading this on whatever obnoxious color scheme she's bestowed upon her journal. Whenever someone opposes these bitchfests, she will usually reply with a one sentence answer which is always the same, and snarkily tells the artist their work isn't worth stealing, whether it is or not:
- TL;DR: I'm popular, you're not... so I don't have to listen to you. I’m always right.
The main problem here is that Vani assumes that everyone (else) thinks she's the best artist ever and the first to use any cool idea. This kind of attitude has rendered her completely unable to take critiques. very time anyone is seen giving her a quality or even minor critique you can expect Vani to either ignore them, hide behind excuses, or try and puff up her huge mane of fur and state obnoxiously that she knows animal anatomy better than anyone else. When doing her tryouts for the Suta-Raito Advanced oekaki, she even wrote off every single critique into excuses, then got her friends to vote her in.
If more than one person exposes her for the fake she is, she will write another journal throwing another whine fest about how wrong they are and how they can never understand the strain her popularity puts on her.
She will delete these journals less than a week after making them, complaining about the problems it's been giving her. This is, of course, just in hopes that she'll get enough of an asspat from her fan base before Anonymous come in, screen cap it, post it up here and point out the stupid shit she said.
To further push her down the spiral of artistic failure, the only times she does acknowledge a critique and/or suggestion is when it comes from one of her SEXTASTIC idols (Huskie666, Evana, etc.) She doesn’t actually act on these suggestions, just agrees with them.
[edit] Kitsunes.
Now, let's look at Vani's creations: The Yohkoan Kitsune, an obvious combination of the terms yokai (Japanese for demon), the term yohko (obviously something stolen from Yu Yu Hakusho) and Kitsune (a Japanese fox spirit), these creatures are Vani’s pride and joy. She says she can copyright them since they have only up to four tails (kitsunes have eight) in fox form, eight tails in dragon form, stripes on their tail, and have her whatever-the-fuck chimera manes. It’s so hard to take seriously that she believes she made up tail rings/stripes, you can't help but laugh. As quoted from a bitchy angry rant in her journal (even though every journal is more or less a bitchy angry rant):
"When I was on DA NO one else has stripes on their tails, I was the ONLY one, I have witnesses!"
Ergo move over raccoon, here comes VanillaKitsune. She defies science. As stated, Vani was also the first person ever to emerge onto the soils of dA, which is odd since she's only been a member for three years. She seemingly forgot about Dagger, whose character White Demon was both a fox-like animal with a striped tail and horns (which she also claims) and whose artistic talent far surpassed Vani's even before she knew what a tail was. She also claims that her "kitsoonays" consists of parts from a lot of animals, if that was true, they should at least look like it. But they look 100% dog, which is hilarious considering her actual dogs look more like horses ninety percent of the time. She says they have extremely long tails with 10 tons of fluff on it because under all that fur, is a reptile-like tail with a stinger on the end. Obviously that is just an excuse she uses for drawing impossibly long tails with 10 tons of fluff on it, which she can use to curl around a character's entire body to hide the fact that her anatomy is shit.
"KITSUNE'S AREN'T MARY-SUES", of course. In fact they aren't even kitsunes according to this description found in an art community on LiveJournal (which Vani frequents in order to get people to give her moar free art):
"Trixy's a type of Kitsune demon who's ancestors trace back to the beginning of the Roman Ages, some the prehistoric era. They were created to guard Olympus’s gates, aid in holy wars and regulate the cycle of life, end and begin seasons, end the night and begin the day, regulate the solar system and SUCH things like that. The dark yohkos regulated things like purgatory and hell's gates and... just anything dark in general."
This is hilarious, considering the fact that the word kitsune is a Japanese word, and that the species is from Japanese folklore. But, no, Vani is smart enough to figure out that the Japanese picked out little things off Roman mythology's reference sheets. She also appears to be suggesting that her creations control the solar system, the night and day, and other related shit. Which is basically saying that her creatures are God.
[edit] In My ED?
On November 25, 2007 Vanilla Kitsune discovered ED and began to BAWWW all over her LiveJournal, devianTART, and... basically anywhere she'd get attention. Not smart enough to actually provide an alias she posted it under her weeaboo sockpuppet, Reversed Pocky. She first decided to write a TL;DR entry discussing copyright claims to her pathetic characters. Figuring (correctly) that nobody on ED would give a shit anyways, she then proceeded to delete fucking everything. This created about 2.72 seconds of e-drama until she learned the hard way that Vandalism is Pointless and she swiftly got B&.
Note the absurd amounts of fail. Not only did she misspell dangerous, but she also made the mistake of thinking that EncyclopediaDramatica would care about people stealing her characters, which are basically stolen from other people anyway. The only people who are likely to read ED and steal Vani's characters from it are furry kids like Reversed Pocky who only come here to post vandalism like this, anyway. Also note the change in tone from bitch to concerned SysOp to offended victim. And on top of it all, she also failed to create an alias, using the exact same username for her Deviantart account and Oekaki account.
She could be seen Dividing by zero until the active SysOp put her in her place.
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Butthurt, She crawled back to her hugbox to drown her sorrows in porn...no wait, It's NOT PORN, it's ART!!!!11one1!!
As requested make sure to tell her all of your complaints here, Reversed Pocky. One can only hope that afterwards she will soon become an hero.
[edit] Haterz from the DevianTART community.
On Christmas day, 2005 one of VK's biggest fans created a tribute for her [1] and proceeded to rip apart some of her deviations. Anatomy problems and duplicate poses between her pictures were pointed out to her. VK's best defense was "It's just a reference, it doesn't matter!" (yet whenever someone else 'references' her work it turns into a bitchfest in her journal... hmm... VK is a HYPOCRITE? No, she's God, how can this be. ) Thus, her Christmas was ruined further. First she got the wrong color iPod case, now this? Unfortunately for the rest of the world, VK did not emo cut herself. There was also a time when some people made accounts and had the name "haterz" in it. Their dA pages had a shitload of VK bashing. The haterz raided VK's pages and her "furends"' pages too. It went on for several hours.
[edit] LiveJournal.
Vani, under the username Vanikins, wrote a lengthy journal about this article on her LiveJournal. A bit of super sleuthing provided us with her LiveJournal link.
When checked a day later, she had made the entry 'Ass KissersFriends Only'. But she insists she doesn't really care. She did it for the lulz. Luckily for you, it has been screencapped.
She also recently began whining about getting called out for adopting people's characters, linking her buttkissers to the person who called her out's deviantART so that they could proceed to flame her ass. More proof that Vani is a whiny bitch who can't handle things herself.
[edit] General selfishness/fail
Since Vani is too lazy to get a job at her age (she's a senior in high school, we all had jobs as freshmen) and wants expensive things, she can be seen whoring out her overly priced commissions, and then refusing to draw anything that isn't a dog, selfishly demanding another character, even if the commissioner has paid her to draw a human. Not only that, but she'll even create character designs for you! Which you'll probably end up getting sued for since they're most likely stolen.
She can be seen whining in her journals on Christmas and stating that she didn't get the right color iPod cover or she got some cheaper item rather than the 'super awesome' expensive one she wanted so very much. An example of this was a hair straightener - she got a cheaper ceramic one with no faults whatsoever, but bitched and whined on an Oekaki that she wanted a titanium one. Even though the plates of a titanium hair straightener can conduct electricity and electrocute you. If she doesn't get what she wants for Christmas, she immediately posts a journal about how her family sucks and her parents 'beat' her. By beat her she means them waking her up at a normal time to go to Church, which she doesn't want to go to because she is a fake atheist and church doesn't respect her. Hello, whine-one-one? I need a WAAAAMBULANCE! Oh, and slapping her in the face with a paper plate during one of her selfish-useless-bitch tirades. Considering that some kids get beaten up with belts, fists, etc on a daily basis, the conclusion can be reached that Vani complains about her family constantly even when they are no problems at home, and thus deserves a few slaps across the face.
Her parents can be seen buying her expensive shit left and right (such as a brand new car as her first one long before she needed one, and fancy clothes). Vani has not had to pay a cent for anything in her life and is a spoiled brat. This complaining of course gets to the heart of her fans who will spend hundreds of dollars on her merchandise. They pay for postage as well. And yet not a single fan sees anything in return, not even so much as a thank you doodle. Vani is too 'busy' to thank all her fans. Busy doing what? God knows.
Even when she has tons of commissions to focus on waiting on her dA account (about 50 commissions at last tally because she had to pay for her sextastic trip to whereeversville) she has no problem spending that money, saying she's suddenly in an art slump and then running to her LiveJournal exchange community and drawing for them, for FREE. Not only this but instead of posting a simple character description she spams half the page with huge descriptions of her Mary Sue furries. She then requests you draw them with their internet fuck buddies, as demonstrated:
"She's a MOMMMYYYY...and a wife. Here's her super nerdy homophobic asshole of a husband. 8| So if you want to make this super awesome ( yes I love that phrase ) and draw them together then, lol here's his refs. Double DOES have an anthro form...there’s just no reference. and Trixy also has a pet Cabbit, named Star-Ohki. (8 "
"DESPITE HER LOVE FOR LYING TO GUYS TO GET WHAT...she wants. Yuna has a super awesome boyfriend, named JASU ...ok... Jason. She likes to call him Jasu because I don’t know, maybe it’s an Asian thing. So if you wanna draw her with him then that would be awesome."
"Hi. She's taken. If you wanna make this SUPERAWESOME you can draw her with her um... boyfriend Reed. Here's his quad and werewolf forms."
Keep in mind this is a sketch community, not a 'give Vani free complete art pieces' community, even though one of those probably exists. She wants/expects people to bend their asses to draw her art, but is obviously not willing to do so in exchange. Since she is UBER POPULAR on the internets, people obviously love her and will draw her meaningless characters with their parents, boyfriends, pets and pets' pets.
Speaking of commissions what is this bullshit we see here? 100 personal pieces of artwork and not a single commission in sight? I thought she was suffering from art block. I'm sure none of the people who's commissions she hasn't even started yet will ever see their art in the near future. This just proves that Vani should not take commissions and should just buckle down and apply for a real job, possibly at Burger King to pay for her trips. Commissions take priority over your silly artwork for yourself and your friends vani, every freelance artist knows this but you apparently.
[edit] Fuuuuurrrends...
Everyone has friends, right? WRONG. Though she claims to have best friends, all of her friends are actually the best of the clit suckers. The most frightening of these friends is Trixity. Trixity’s fursona was completely made by Vani and her actual art usually contains eyes larger than the world. It’s quite the sight. She will defend Vani to the last breath just to make sure she gets fan art from her noble defenses. There's also the fact that Vani has said more than once "my username doesn't mean anything to me, i just based it on Rixi's obsession with vanilla things', another notch on the unoriginality scale. There is also BK, or Bee Kay [2] who is usually racing to be first to Vani's defense against folks who point out her weaknesses. BK is much less talented than VK and is only along for the ride to get her own terrible, anatomy-deprived artwork noticed. It's a wonder that Vani hasn't bitched her out, because 'BK' is obviously a copy of 'VK'.
Vani is aware of how much these friends love her, so she makes her characters date her friends’ fursonas and make ass-babies with them. She assumes that everyone loves these couples as well and will make a reference to them anytime she can. If you so wish to show your appreciation for her couples (and lick her butthole more), and own a sad excuse of a DA account she now even has a stamp that's obnoxiously large and shows both her and her friend's dog characters mouth fucking. Also, note the Disney text. But, you know, everyone knows that fantasy dog characters made up by some 16 year old slut are the greatest things ever. Even better than actual relationships with things that are your own species. She also always gets her friends to do all the talking for her. Making her seem like a wuss. She never says anything in arguments or topics about her, which is funny, considering she says how pathetic and below her these people are constantly. Vani always shuts out other people and always sticks close to her little circle of furends, she always comments on her friends "art". You have to draw Disney-style fluffy dogs to get a comment from her. You don’t draw like her... you're not worth her time.
[edit] I RLY HAET THEM BUT I DONT.
VK takes pride in bitching about how much people love to steal her ideas/original style/etc. She was never original from the start. She loves complaining, making long journals and flaunting about how much she hates when people steal her things. Of course all of these rants just blow to the wind when she finds and artist whose artistic skill rivals/pwns her own.
A small example would be the 'artist' Kaziczek- Wolf [3] on deviantART. One quick glimpse through her gallery reveals that she is for once the epitome of what Vani bitches about: a complete and utter rip-off. Of course, ever since KW spewed a small piece of fanfart at Vani of her two unoriginal characters [4] (that oddly reminds one of the two ferrets from ICE AGE 2 in personality and species) Vani has watched her art like a hawk, commenting on every new image the girl posts up with a suck-up brown-nosing comment usually consisting of "I LOVE UR ART" isms. Completely ignoring that VK used to always bitch and complain about KW's thievery and style similarities behind her back. This is no surprise though, considering Vani believes she is god of art and loves herself so fucking much watching KW giving her fanart is like... well, fucking a mirror image of yourself. Vani lives for this.
Supposedly though, Vani is only 'watching' this artist to 'keep tabs' on her and make sure she doesn't steal any more, when in all seriousness we know that Vani does not hold the mental capacity to conduct anything this intricate. She's in it for the art and the butt-fuck.
This is only one special case though, all of the people Vani 'befriends' are people with the same style as her that have gone further with it than she could. Or, someone with the same style whose art is only half par but gives her loads of fan art or is interested in having sex with her through online RP's. (We know that she engages in roleplayed animal cyber sex since Vani's 'characters' come out of these so-called roleplays knocked up, bearing children that completely ignore genetics. Delicious.)
It should be noted that Kaziczek-Wolf evidently "DOES NOT CARE" about this part of the article. Thus proving that she is nothing more than a VK cock sucker. Normal common sense should usually tell a person that when their 'friend' is talking behind their back something is wrong, but we must all remember in the world of Disney-Animu nothing has to make sense. This includes anatomy as well as common sense for your own wellbeing.
[edit] Trends/Moar Rape:
Vani, who seems to have since forgotten Yu-Gi-Oh!, after being shown the abridged series by Littlekuriboh on Youtube.com, began to quote the series at every waking moment of her life, even in her tutorial on how to use oekaki. On a side note, this tutorial is a failure, just like everything else she does.
Vani has stated many times her goal in life: start an animation company with her friends. Before this, she wanted to work at Disney. With an artistic knowledge of oekaki and a shit education, I’m sure we can all look forward to her amazing motion pictures soon.
In order to look cool or be one of the cool kids, VK has begun naming the titles of her artistic creations after /b/'s memes such as "So i herd u liek mudkip". But since she rapes any trend, she instead mutilates the humor with phrases such as "so I herd u liek Yogurt".
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 Let's all rape burn, dodge, and grass tools. It doesn't even look like a Meowth. |
 Moar terrible raep of Disney characters. Fail. |
 This 'fanart' has the anatomy of a balloon animal. And she had the nerve to bitch when Kuitsuku didn't asspat her for it. |
 Moar Pokemon raep. |
 I really wish those ankles would crack under the dog's weight like it should be doing. |
 Check out that honor student spelling. |
 Another thing she doesn't realise is that human hair doesn't puff up like that when the person is standing completely still. Also, a blatant disregard of how irritating and painful hair that long would be. |
 Oh god, it's like a furry convention. Also note distinct lack of improvement in anatomy, and how the ones copied from other more talented artists look a hundred percent better and out of place than the ones she drew herself. |
 The fact that this is 25 pixels bigger than the official dA stamp template shows a scale model of her ego. |
 The only reason that nobody ever gives her constructive critique on her anatomy is that there's so many things wrong, it would be way TL;DR. |
 How her fans fap to this is beyond me. |
 What kind of person would try to pass these off as honor's grades? |
 VK wants you to give her your characters! |
[edit] External Links/Contact.
- Vanillakitsune's AMAZING art website.
- VanillaKitsune on deviantART.
- VanillaKitsune at LiveJournal.
- VanillaKitsune's Oekaki Account.
- VanillaKitsune's Fanclub? What the fuck?
- VanillaKitsune's compelling shitty fanfiction.
- VanillaKitsune's Wikifur.
- VanillaKitsune's SOOPER SEKRIT Oekaki Account.
- VanillaKitsune's apprntly sekrit LiveJournal.
- VK's tegaki blog. Once again, jumping right onto any bandwagon that comes along. This is full of more hideous spam doodles, as well as incredibly long-haired things that could just as easily be a really ugly girl, or a gay make-up wearing boy. Note the failed attempt to make it look like a MySpace angle photo, and the obvious indicator that drawing shoulders is not Vani's strong point at all. Also, in the bottom right corner... is that pink thing some kind of horribly-drawn cock or what?
(This was also submitted to devART, where she managed to demand that both deviantART make a Tegaki category, and that Tegaki make more colour pallettes... just to suit her.)
*Vanillakitsune's new oekaki board. Go sign up and troll the shit out of it.
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