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Vegex's Fursona

Vegex is a whiny, obsessive furfag of epic proportions. If you ever talk to him, expect him to moan to you about how much his life sucks and how he was unfairly banned on furaffinity. If you are a female, expect him to hit on you immediately as soon as he learns that you have tits.

1 General Faggotry
2 FurAffinity Drama
3 Greening Drama
4 Gallery
5 External Links

[edit] General Faggotry

If Vegex ever IMs you, you should block him immediately, because if you do not, he will bombard you with faggotry. He will do one of the following:

Beg you to come to a furry convention with him
Beg you for an art trade
Beg you for free art
Whine to you about his shitty life
Whine to you about him being a virgin
Whine to you about Greening
If you are female, hit on you
If you are female, beg for nude pictures
If you are female, send you nude pictures

And no matter what you do or how many times you will say it, he will not take your advice or take no for an answer. He is just that thick.

[edit] FurAffinity Drama

Vegex's amazing art

Vegex was pretty much unheard of until he caused an explosion of drama on FurAffinity. He was temporarily banned there for a short time for posting facepalm ascii in response to someone. He was unbanned, and then suspended again for various troll attempts. After being unbanned again, he then posted links to Last Measure on the community mascot's account page. One of the admins clicked the link which made his computer crash, causing him to lose a furry porn drawing he was working on. The admin raged and banned him immediatly and permanently.

A shit load of drama sprung from this as thread upon thread popped up on the forums, appealing Vegex's ban. The admins closed all of these threads, saying there was not a chance of him being unbanned, especially with the over 9000 ban dodging attempts.

Months went by and he decided to ban dodge again, under the name Vanatos. The admins quickly found out about this within a few days, but did not ban him. It is assumed that they allowed him back on, as long as he wasn't a faggot, which apparently is very hard for Vegex. Just a few weeks after this, he was caught trolling someone, and was banned once again.

[edit] Greening Drama

Before Vegex was banned off of furaffinity, he met a user named Greening and instantly became attracted to him and his art style. They became friends for a while, did an art trade or two, that type of stuff. All was well.

Soon, Vegex started whining to Greening about how horrible his life is. Greening tried to give him advice, but he ignored it and kept whining. He also kept begging him for free art work, which is a really dick move, considering most of what Greening draws is gift art.

Eventually he had enough and started ignoring Vegex. This caused Vegex to have a fag attack and whine to everyone on his buddy list, telling them what a jerk Greening was and that he hadn't done anything wrong. This was an attempt to ruin some of Greening's friendships.

He had finally had enough. Greening sat Vegex down and told him to shut the fuck up, and that he wanted absolutely nothing to do with him anymore. Vegex sulked but it seemed to have finally sunk in that he was a failure. He didn't bother anyone about Greening anymore for a while.

A few months passed, and Vegex decided it would be hilarious to make a joke account on furaffinity called Redding, acting as Greening's clone. Greening was not amused. Who the fuck would be amused at a "joke" account from a stalker? The account was banned along with the Vanatos account, but surely, this will not be the end of this drama.

[edit] Gallery

Vegex Himself	Vegex's dick, sent in an attempt to get nude pix	Oh, if only you did	Crying about Greening
No, you were banned for being a faggot	fgsfds	Gee, I wonder why?	Vegex sees this article, leaves internets forever
Not gonna happen