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Veknae
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| FACT ALERT: Fat girls like to stalk Veknae. |
"Veknae is the founder of the power chord/distortion pedal, lets-upload-our-stupid-30-second-long-riffs-to-myspace-and-call-it-black-metal "band", Ditesco Mori, which he formed in his bedroom with his guitar ... Oh, and MySpace. After becoming saggy and flaccid from giving rimjobs and analsex - without lubrication - to various 15-year-old transvestites he met on gothicpersonals.com, Veknae took to expressing himself through blogs, namely LiveJournal, with Nicky Boy-esque quotations and 1798x3865 images of Jeffry Starr! Countless people have assumed to mocking this scene boy, and promptly calling him on his shit with his homoerotic emo sexual attack against all of those who are better, and skinnier, than him.
in July 2006, Veknae and his IP address were banned from LiveJournal, due to him following ROB DARKEN around like some pathetic little groupie." - A. East crack, Memoirs of An Obese Goth Girl in Denial: Chapter 3 "Heroin and Livejournal".
[edit] Who is this imbecile and why is he here?
[edit] A.'s ways to troll / fail
Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt whenever possible!
Post teh Marilyn Manson shirt pix!!1!
Also, remind him he is from Kansas and not Norway. Even though he is not from Kansas.
MARILAN MANSEN PIX AGN!!
Post a bunch of black metal memes somewhere and direct him to them.
LOL, MANSAN SHIRT?
Tell him his 'power chord band' sucks! AHAHAHAHA! THIS REALLY BURNS HIM!
MARILYN MANSON? YES, PLZ.
Get wrong addresses, and send magazine subscriptions to him.
Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt again! LAWLZ?
Edit this Encyclopedia Dramatica page about him!
Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt, even if it seems OCD now!
Remind him of how FAT he is, even though you are fatter. Works best if you hide your Myspace pictures first.
Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt, to remind everyone that you still care.
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