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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

FACT ALERT: Fat girls like to stalk Veknae.

"Veknae is the founder of the power chord/distortion pedal, lets-upload-our-stupid-30-second-long-riffs-to-myspace-and-call-it-black-metal "band", Ditesco Mori, which he formed in his bedroom with his guitar ... Oh, and MySpace. After becoming saggy and flaccid from giving rimjobs and analsex - without lubrication - to various 15-year-old transvestites he met on gothicpersonals.com, Veknae took to expressing himself through blogs, namely LiveJournal, with Nicky Boy-esque quotations and 1798x3865 images of Jeffry Starr! Countless people have assumed to mocking this scene boy, and promptly calling him on his shit with his homoerotic emo sexual attack against all of those who are better, and skinnier, than him.

in July 2006, Veknae and his IP address were banned from LiveJournal, due to him following ROB DARKEN around like some pathetic little groupie." - A. East crack, Memoirs of An Obese Goth Girl in Denial: Chapter 3 "Heroin and Livejournal".

Who is this imbecile and why is he here?

Not much is clear, though some speculate that he is a real-life troll [at least in appearance] who currently has a restraining order against him for posting Misfits lyrics on LiveJournal. What is known is that he made a bet with Satanic Drunk that he could make A. Eastcrack fall in love with him. After several months of hilarity and vaginal webcam exhibitions, Veknae became bored with her sycophantic fellations and revealed the truth, trolling her to tears literally. Almost instantaneously, a tsunami of 8 year old Marilyn Manson shirt pix, fat jokes and allegations of negro worship (Rob Darken) banally engulfed any LiveJournal communities Veknae was known to. Alicyn's pseudotroll retaliations, like this Encyclopedia Dramatica page, were futile in regaining her delusions of self worth and after a few weeks of spamming Veknae's pictures and being emo, Alicyn lost form of her facade and fled teh intarwebz in defeat.

A.'s ways to troll / fail

Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt whenever possible!

"PUBLICALLY" remind him of his non-bm girlfriend that loves Korn and The Deftones (who obstructs Alicyn from getting penis pix).

Post teh Marilyn Manson shirt pix!!1!

Also, remind him he is from Kansas and not Norway. Even though he is not from Kansas.

MARILAN MANSEN PIX AGN!!

Post a bunch of black metal memes somewhere and direct him to them.

LOL, MANSAN SHIRT?

Tell him his 'power chord band' sucks! AHAHAHAHA! THIS REALLY BURNS HIM!

MARILYN MANSON? YES, PLZ.

Get wrong addresses, and send magazine subscriptions to him.

Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt again! LAWLZ?

Edit this Encyclopedia Dramatica page about him!

Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt, even if it seems OCD now!

Remind him of how FAT he is, even though you are fatter. Works best if you hide your Myspace pictures first.

Post the image of him in a Marilyn Manson shirt, to remind everyone that you still care.

Known LJ User Names

rmvsser

nidhogg-r

oskoreia

veknae

ditescomori

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