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Proof that Angels are Real and Non Sequiturs Make Good Conclusions lol wut?!

VenomFangX ushers in the Second Cumming of Christ.

VenomFangX dressed as Robin posing with Allah like the fucking faggot that he is.

VenomFangX is a 22-year-old, uglier than Goatse, Jewish Christian, Youtube attention whore, who still lives with his parents. He is recognisable by his infamous smug grin that would embarass the Joker. His only goal in life is to prove that everything in the Bible is true and to ignore and censor anyone who believes otherwise. He has been voted as one of the creepiest Christfags online and has amazing pale skin that shines in teh camera and blinds intelligent people. He has a loyal following of about 4 youtube whores (which is really just VenomFangX's fake accounts) and he's well known for buttsecks with JezuzFreek777.

He's scared of getting killed by Muslims and thinks that anyone or anything that disagrees with his literal interpretation of the bible actually comes from Satan. It's often thought that he's a troll making fun of online Christians. But he really believes all the bullshit he steals from Kent Hovind videos (who is a flaming homosexual himself and went to prison recently for the sole purpose of getting raped in the ass). He even steals Kent Hovinds jokes ("People often ask if I think there is intelligent life on other planets. I say 'No, there isn't much intelligent life on this planet'").

1 His Creationist Views
2 Drama
3 Parody Videos
4 Exposing Shawn’s Drooling Fanboys
5 Temporary Suspension
6 VenomFangX shuts his Ministry down
7 See Also
8 External Links

[edit] His Creationist Views

His large collection of self-righteous bullshit can be found here, and it's suggested watching for everyone who hates that one remaining brain cell in his head. The primary source of lulz comes from his disproof of things like evolution and proof of god with facts like:

Sporks look like forks
Whales have hipbones
Photoshooped proof that giants walked the planet
Some random Hitler quotes
His voice being really annoying and the only thing that would make it sound better would be the sound of his lips blowing a raspberry on a rotten, unwiped asshole.
The Bible is True because it's a book with words and Darwin sucks Satan's cock.

Among many others. He uses similar things to disprove Jizzlam, such as:

The Bible is older than the Quran
The Quran says Christianity isn't true (HOLY SHIT WHAT A SURPRISE!)
If you turn the Arabic symbol for "Allah" on his side, rub it out, then draw the Greece symbol for "Satan", it says "Satan". As you can clearly see, this means Allah is Satan.

Also don't forget to watch his amazingly shit: TL;DW Is-lame Batman Fetish Videos!!!

However, this is only where the lulz begin. Because he reviews comments before they are posted, all the positive comments from other biblefags have become condensed so none of the facts or chain letter spam get between you and realizing that most Christians only believe the first thing they hear, without actually looking into whether or not the person claimed the exact opposite of whatever facts are relevant.

“	I will use my pale skin to convert atheists to Jesus Christ....and then the weird looks on my face...and this annoying condescending lip smacking will distract their focus from things that make more sense than the Bible.	„
—VenomFangX, responding to questions about why he makes videos

Better luck next time.

Atheist disproving his crap

[edit] Drama

He recently decided to try his hand at fighting TheAmazingAtheist, but this was nothing more than random snippets of previous videos thrown together in no particular order, ending with a "you're fat.". The Amazing Atheist then responded by disproving VenomFag's anti-evolution videos that was posted in a Over 9000 part series that will last till the end of infinity. Unfortunately VenomFangX (also known as "This Stupid Piece of Lying Shit" by his friends and family) removed his response to the TheAmazingAtheist because it was funny as shit and it would have eventually led to buttsecks with Allah for Over 9000 years, thus creating fail and would have sent VenomFangX straight to hell for being a Jew. However, if you still want to see the video, a righteous troll account, VenonFangX re-uploaded it here, and also convinced some other Biblefag he actually was the real VenomFangX for a while and insulted him....LULZ!!! You can see the Christ-fucker admitting to getting pwned here. It should be noted VenonFangX, an unquestionably lulz crusader writes very lulzy video descriptions which are worth looking at. Also VenomFangX has challenged TheAmazingAtheist to a live duel. Both of their fag subscribers are waiting patiently for the ensuing buttsecks and lame. ~~TAA is scared shitless of VFX though and keeps delaying it.~~ ~~HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!!~~ HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!!

The Long Road To Paltalk Debate

TO WAR!!!

IT'S ON!!!

TheAmazingAtheist needs to do his homework.

IT'S OFF!!!

Still doing his homework + video about how he's not a pussy.

IT'S STILL OFF!!!

VenomFangX is smashed by Mulsims in Paltalk and runs home crying.

Random Muslim Debate.

TheAmazingAtheist finished reading 'Evolution A.B.C' and makes video.

IT'S ON!!!...AGAIN.

VenomFangX chickens out like the pussy he his...might be on Stickam on the 8th.

IT'S OFF!!!...AGAIN.

VenomFangX joins the 'No Cussing Club' and slithers off.

IT'S STILL OFF!!!

VFX has also been pwned by a little christfag on several occasions, and of course he did not accept it as video response. His account is here.

VenomFangX has contradicted himself many times, here are examples, Told the Muslims "who are you to say what god can and can't do?" after they said that god does not portray himself in human form then stated later that god has to be of human form because he walked in the garden of Eden and you can't walk without legs. WHO ARE YOU TO SAY WHAT GOD CAN AND CAN'T DO!? He also contradicted his own stupid self when he used cave paintings of dinosaurs as evidence of humans living with dinosaurs (FUCKTARD!), yet he says there is no life on other planets despite there being a shitload of cave paintings of UFO's.

EGO MUCH!

VenomFagX being boring

This video explains a lot: VenomFangX is a real life Huntard!!! He is a parody of himself, with "Arrows of God" that obviously have missed the mark. He is the butthurt Legolas of a rich suburban town, where going outside is only allowed to practice violence for the eventual uprising of atheist niggers and other things found in his parent’s backyard. Unfortunately, Huntard took this video down, though it’s the only one that makes him even remotely likable.

[edit] Parody Videos

Venom at school

There are literally at least 100 videos like this (no, seriously, there actually are). You might think they would eventually become unfunny. But you would be wrong.

VenomFagX and some random christfag dancing

Shawn expressing his love for his creator

Venomfangx's entire argument in 30 seconds

[edit] Exposing Shawn’s Drooling Fanboys

Who the fuck are these people? Here is a tentative list of the best Americunt, drooling, braindead users who get through the censor on Shawn’s videos. Who are they? Why are they all licking Shawn’s asshole? How can I trick them into sending me money?

[edit] Fag Fans that Have Tried Blanking This ED Page

Hana link to her youtube account: If someone could post her other online accounts, please do that here.

[edit] Fags That Make Videos You can Troll

Brandtdary: link He makes videos where he’s fat in all of them. Something about icecream. He looks like a fag and needs a haircut.
kingfoxIII: link Worships some fake deity named: YAHUSHA. 2 videos. He likes Jesus smelling dildos.
patcondellTGAGroup: link Has put in a special request that you troll him: “All Atheists, Evolutionist and Compond14 scientist. KISS MY ASS. AND COME SHOW ME THE ANIMAL IN YOU, WITH YOUR DELUDED ATHEIST COMMENTS."

He’s asking for it.

[edit] Other Fags

GlopperX link: Johnathan is 18. He’s a member of the Church of Christ. He’s a self described zealot, a radical Christian. He claims no political standing, although if you ask him about them, he will tell you his religious and political views. The only videos he watches are JezuzFreek777, VenomFagX, and aTHEISTnotanAtheist.
Iceyyy link: Self described bigot. SSe has anti Islamic hate on his page. Like “Islam and the Toilet” and investigateislam.com, which is a hate site—unlike ED, it doesn’t exist to create lulz and they actually believe the bullshit (see Bible). She’s beyond self analysis—he calls Islam a false religion created by a man for men. She’s one of VenomFag’s biggest fans.
Jd311989 link: He’s 25 and probably retarded. He only watches VenomFag videos. He has no friends and no videos.
toxicman2021 link Some 22 year old loser from Florida. No friends or videos. All he does is favorite Kent Hovind videos and VenomFagX. He likes buttsecks.
WwePhen0mer: His email address is Sebas_t1@hotmail.com and his youtube page is here: link He’s a wrestling queer. He’s from Canada, which means he likes buttsecks.

[edit] Ghost Accounts that Comment

Canoke11 link
DeeDeePanache link
GrannyBabs link

[edit] Temporary Suspension

Sometime in March, VenomFangX was suspended by the YouTube Anti-Lulz Squad, along with a load of other anti-Islam people. The general consensus was that Muslims flagged the shit out of his videos, although it might have been because he posted gore in a video. Some people loled at the sweet irony of a censor-mongering idiot getting censored himself, but a large number of moralfags started talking about how everyone deserves freedom of speech and stuff. He was promptly reinstated, and thanks to all the atheists helping him return, he realized the error of his ways and decided to allow free speech on his channel. LOL no, just joking, he still doesn't allow any comments that aren't kissing his ass. His return video (re-uploaded) with a cringe-worthy, ego-stroking intro.]