VenomFangX

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His psychic father and transexual mother.

VenomFangX, real name Shawn (or Shaun, or Sean or Isabelle (no one knows or cares)) Karon of Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, and also referred to as VFX, VenomFagX, or PCS (Posterboy for Creationist Stupidity) by Thunderf00t, is a 22-year-old Christian YouTube attention whore who still lives with his parents. He is recognizable by his infamous smug grin that would embarrass the Joker. His only goal in life is to prove that everything in the Bible is true and to ignore and censor anyone who believes otherwise. He has been voted as one of the creepiest Christfags online and has amazing pale skin that shines in teh camera and blinds intelligent people. He has a loyal following of about 4 YouTube whores (all of which are really just sockpuppets of VenomFangX's) and he's well known for buttsecks with JezuzFreek777.

The real sad truth about this individual is that he began his intelligencia masquerade by posing as an atheist several years prior to his YouTube postings. It can only be hypothesized that since he was unable to have sexual relations with members of the opposite sex, he turned to the only popular line of reasoning left to him as an excuse - posing as an evangelist. His methodology and reasoning have not changed a single iota since his transition from "God is gay" to "gay for God" and has achieved a level of shit comparable to a super religious and more irritating Tay Zonday.

He's scared of getting killed by Muslims and thinks that anyone or anything that disagrees with his literal interpretation of the bible actually comes from Satan. It's often thought that he's a troll making fun of online Christians. But he really believes all the bullshit he steals from Kent Hovind videos (who is a flaming homosexual himself and went to prison recently for the sole purpose of getting raped in the ass). He even steals Kent Hovind's jokes ("People often ask me if I think there is intelligent life on other planets. I say 'No, I don't think there's much intelligent life on this planet'", a joke in which Hovind is referring to himself.)

Beliefs

Evangelical Christianity

VenomFangX ushers in the Second Cumming of Christ.

Shawn adheres to that wonderful offshoot of Christianity that is full of mindless, brainwashed followers who spend their entire life in misery when they aren't spreading the gospel. And true to form, He believes that their religion is the only way of life and refuse to accept any other ways. As the rule of thumb goes, There is no "conversation" with Evangelicals...they only convert. Hence any debate done with him, is really an attempt at turning you into a christfag.

Influences

Judging by his form of argumentation, you can tell that VenomfangX has been influenced by Kent Hovind, an American Young Earth creationist and conspiracy theorist. Hovind is famous for creation science seminars that aim to convince morons to reject modern theories of evolution with "evidence" such as his diploma mill PhD and shit that he completely made up.

Another influence comes from Ray Comfort's "Way of the master", a series on Christfag conversion. More importantly what's known as the Good person test.

This leads him to predictable patterns of behavior and argumentation, which can be then exploited for the lulz.

Creationism

His large collection of self-righteous bullshit can be found here, and it's suggested watching for everyone who hates that one remaining brain cell in his head. The primary source of lulz comes from his disproof of things like evolution and proof of god with facts like:

Sporks look like forks.
Whales have hipbones.
Photoshooped proof that giants walked the planet.
Some random Hitler quotes.
His voice being really annoying and the only thing that would make it sound better would be the sound of his lips blowing a raspberry on a rotten, unwiped asshole.
The Bible is true because it's a book with words and Darwin sucks Satan's cock.

VenomFangX Thinks That The Sun Revolves Around The Earth

Kabane52 had a conversation with Shaun in which he admits that the sun revolves around the Earth

VenomFagX Being Exposed For The Retard That He Is...for the 9,000th time

Kabane was smart enough to record the entire conversation *here

Interesting fact: For geocentrism to be true, meaning the stars revolve around the earth every day, the nearest star, Alpha Centauri, would have to be orbiting earth at a speed 10,000 times the speed of light.

Pathetic fact: Shaun believes geocentrism to be likely.

Anyone with a bit of common sense already know what a lying, hypocritical retard Shaun is. However, hopefully Venom's cult followers will finally see this. Personally I think that either VenomFangX's followers will either ignore this piece of information about their leader or once again make excuses for his retardedness.

About Islam

Despite the fact that it would be easier than killing an amputee with hemophilia, Shaun actually manages to fail at disproving Islam. Despite the many competent arguments in existence PCS has decided to play to his strengths and be an idiot, with such gems as.

The Bible is older than the Quran, lol.
The Bible has outsold the Quran and Lord of the Rings, combined.
The Quran says Christianity isn't true (HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE!)
If you turn the Arabic symbol for "Allah" on his side, rub it out, divide by zero then write the letters S A T A N, it says "Satan". As you can clearly see, this means Allah is Satan.

Censorship

To go along with his complete and utter hatred of anything that is good in the universe, Shawn censors his channel with militant intolerance that makes George Orwell's 1984 look like the first amendment. Anyone who spams, swears, or even disagrees with him on his channel or on any of his videos will have their comments deleted and will immediately be blocked by VenomFangX. This is, of course, not without reason. His reasons for his Stalinesque censorship are as follows:

He is emotionally hurt by certain strings of letters, such as "fuck" or "cunt" or "murder you and your family."
He hates being disagreed with, as anything that does not completely agree with his world view is evil.
All insults, swear words, or atheist opinions, comments, and arguments are the work of Satan himself.
He hates the very things that make our society good, as society is pointless, because life is only for getting into heaven.

VenomFangX also censors his website, because he is in fact not interested in even debating, let alone converting atheists, but rather getting his ego massaged and his cock sucked by his creationist fuck buddies.

Shawn and employment

Shawn, being a douchebag has now been fired three times already for harassing customers with his beliefs. In this video presented below, he talks about how he got fired for "spreading the gospel" and playing Expelled in the video store he worked in. Of course, he barely mentions how he was using the video store's DVD burners to produce over 9,000 DVDs containing about 17 hours of Kent Hovind lectures that he would then give out to people visiting the video store.

Of course, the lazy little bum has now resorted to E-begging, so he can indulge further with his egotistical agenda and make money out of the suckers that support him.

"How I lost my job and expect my sycophants to give me money"

YouTube user lordhathor [[1]] unleashed unrecoverable pwnage upon VenomFangX when he posted a video which contained a telephone interview of a minister whose church had actually offered Shawn a job. According to the minister, Shawn turned the job down because he was making more money from his Paypal donations than the church had offered him as a salary. Furthermore, Shawn doesn't like other people telling him what to do and since he doesn't want to take orders even from a church, he turned them down.

When Shawn had his channel, he posted videos of himself witnessing to students on the college campus. They would claim to be atheists and would be led to Jebus by the tireless efforts of Venomfangx. Unfortunately for Shawn, the minister spoke to some of the people Shawn had supposedly "led to Christ" and it turned-out that they were already Christians and had been for years. So, they were being less than truthful when they said on-tape that they were not.

On-line DRAMA

Temporary Suspension

Sometime in March, VenomFangX was suspended by the YouTube Anti-Lulz Squad, along with a load of other anti-Islam people. The general consensus was that Muslims flagged the shit out of his videos, although it might have been because he posted gore in a video. Some people loled at the sweet irony of a censor-mongering idiot getting censored himself, but a large number of moralfags started talking about how everyone deserves freedom of speech and stuff. He was promptly reinstated, and thanks to all the atheists helping him return, he realized the error of his ways and decided to allow free speech on his channel. LOL no, just joking, he still doesn't allow any comments that aren't kissing his ass.

The Thunderf00t/DMCA Debacle

Late Summer, early Autumn, 2008 - Venomfangx, unable to intelligently refute the verbal ass-raping handed to him by thunderf00t in his "Why Do People Laugh at Creationists?" series, resorts to claiming that his intellectual properties were stolen, and under supposed advice from a friend, files DMCA charges against thunderf00t for using his beastly, Patrick Bateman-esque image without permission. Several of thunderf00t's videos are promptly removed.

Of course, any idiot with half a brain in their skull would realize that any original user video submitted to YouTube automatically forfeits any and all intellectual rights and copyrights.

This, of course, didn't stop Shawn. When questioned by thunderf00t about the removal of his content, PCS blatantly lied about filing a DMCA against thunderf00t, claiming that his "friend" mistakenly filed it for him... that is until said "friend", and noted Christfag, togetherforpeace, revealed that he had nothing to do with the DMCA claim against thunderf00t and even advised VFX against this, and other potential DMCA claims. PCS quickly countered by calling his friend a "backstabber" for having an inkling of a conscience.

Meanwhile, thunderf00t accumulated legal support, and mounted a (much more) valid claim against PCS for wrongly filing a DMCA charge. Togetherforpeace's testimony in mind, thunderf00t laid out the potential consequences to King Faggot, PCS for filing a false DMCA. VenomFangX responded with what is widely regarded the most faggoty and Psychotic video ever recorded; The Joker Video.

Shortly after dressing up as a demented clown and accusing his intellectually superior opponent of blackmail, VFX was served notice that charges were going to be pressed against him by thunderf00t for his hastily filed and wholly unfounded DMCA claim. Realizing that his tangent of faggotry and scare tactics had failed and that thunderf00t was still prepared to thoroughly rape his pasty ass, PCS was forced to recite a half-assed apology to all of the internets which was written by someone obviously not him, as the language used seems far beyond his mental capacity.

VenomFangX vs Thunderf00t

While VenomFangX is a well known censor, he decided that it didn't need to stop at his channel. Recently, he and his fake accounts have been going around and filing false DMCA claims against various videos that call him on his bullshit. Unfortunately, stupidity is not a defense against the good ole law called Perjury. As such, Thunderf00t gave him until September 22nd to gtfo. It more or less went like this:

VFX: Hey! These videos that are criticizing me use clips from my videos. That means I can file a metric shit-ton of DMCAs and get them taken down.

Thunderf00t: Actually clips used for satire and criticism are covered by 'fair use.' Also, did you know that you could be charged with perjury for filing false DMCAs?

VFX: Um..... A "friend" of mine filed some DMCAs by mistake. You see there was this big list of DMCAs and two of your videos accidentally got put on there. I'm so very sorry about this, old chum. I'll be the first to admit that as a filthy sin-ridden human, I'm fallible and sometimes make mistakes. Can we be friends now?

Thunderf00t: No. Leave YouTube for a year or I'll pursue the perjury charges.

VFX: YOU CAN'T USE CLIPS OF MY VIDEOS! I made them, I own the copyright on them. My DMCAs were totally justified! This is censorship!

Thunderf00t: Nvm this shit, I'll let you off the hook. I don't want to have your account deleted 'cause you're just too much fun. But you have to tell everyone you're a tard and a liar.

VFX: Ok sry, my bad. Kthxbai.

Thunderf00t's offer

VenomFangX's response to Thunderf00t calling his bluff about the DMCA threats.

VenomFangX Promotes Murder

On April 10, 2009, VenomFangX's biggest fan, Anthony Powell (Tony48219 on YouTube), committed a murder-suicide, tragically and VenomFangPleasingly killing himself and the innocent atheist Asia McGowan in the process, though not necessarily in that order. Some smart sleuths recalled that Tony was a huge fan of Shawn's videos, hating atheists as much and even more than his hero. It is clear from Tony's videos, where he insults atheists with creative terms such as "titty fucking," that he completely agreed with and got all his values from VenomFangX's videos. Therefore, these sleuths figured out that Shawn was solely responsible for the deaths of Anthony Powell and Asia McGowen. Of course, to make himself look innocent, he made a video completely denying that he knew and/or brainwashed Tony, and instead audaciously pinned the blame for Tony's actions on Tony.

He even fakes losing his composure at the beginning of the video to garner sympathy.

Surprisingly, neither Tony nor Shawn were charged for the deaths, but now under heavy suspicion, Shawn will certainly not be able to get away with another stunt like this.

Website

Just recently, VenomfangX has started his own website, so he could have all his fantards play with him. He even claimed that all would be welcomed. Of course within a few days, he censored people for just being smarter than him. It has forums and a chatroom that can be trolled for the lulz.

He also lied again about Thunderf00t, since he claimed that Thunderf00t had joined his site, of course Thunderf00t posted in his channel and revealed that it was an impostor and that he in fact didn't sign up;

We are just waiting for the goatse ads to follow suite.

Shut Down

On May 6th, 2009, VenomFangX's website and YouTube account were shut down by his parents. Surprise, VenomFagX's account is back up again!

The internet called, they want you to gtfo- oh wait, it's your mommy.

Apparently, the confounded Mohammedans are at it again[2].

GEERUP: The "new" VenomFangX

Shawn has finally left Youtube. In his final video (how many have there been now?) he states that he was forced to leave Youtube because of all the death threats he's received. He then announces the name of the Youtuber he is passing the torch to: GEERUP. GEERUP is a 40 year old man with whom Shawn has repeatedly preformed fellatio on, among many other things. He, too, is a cuntbag creationist that spews non-stop bullshit. Some comparisons:

VenomFangX fakes a big vocabulary. GEERUP TYPES IN CAPS.
VenomFangX is a twink. GEERUP is a pedophile.
VenomFangX receives death threats. GEERUP writes death threats.
VenomFangX uses God like a weapon. GEERUP uses God as fapping material.
VenomFangX is a douche. GEERUP is a cunt.

The hilarity will continue on the normal VenomFangX channel, so stay tuned for lulz.

Wait, nevermind

Venomfangx is showing his attention-whorish colors again. After the prominent Youtube scientist, Thunderf00t, had a debate with Christian fuckwit Ray Comfort, Shawn decided to make a video response. Apparently, Shawn is butthurt that Thunderf00t got to meet Comfort before he did. The video displays everything thats hated about Shawn; his unfounded certainty, his disgusting pale face, his utter lack of understanding in science, his rage-inducing arrogance and the fact that he also attacks Thunderf00ts stutter, showing how classy he is. Also take note that Shawn can barely go a full minute without comparing Thunderf00t to Hitler

In the description, it says "No, I'm not back for good", meaning this drama-queen will be back in about a week to make another farewell video.

~~JK GUISE, VenomFangX set the video to private~~. The video have been mirrored by other users, so we all can see how to quote-mine and also steal techniques from the person you are arguing against (Thunderf00t once suggested that PCS should delete all his videos for the benefit of mankind). EPIC FAIL, Shawn Karon!

The Vengeance is Delicious, You Must Taste It

Apparently, Daddy Venomfang doesn't know that Baby Venomfang is sneaking around behind his back and making drama again. Feel free to call Mr. Karon at 905-731-8992 and congratulate him and his son on defeating the Muslims who were threatening them, and say that it's great that Shawn is back on Youtube making videos again. Or you can send him a (tasteful, Christian-friendly) greeting card at the following address: 19 Circle Court, Thornhill, Ontario, Canada, L3T 7X2.

Even other Creationists think he's a twit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrct3JhUFag&NR=1 When even a guy who calls himself 'stonedcommander' thinks you're a douche-nozzle, you must be doing it wrong