Tim Buckley

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Tim Buckley is the creator of CTRL ALT Delete, a webcomic about games. The comic is notorious for being the worst comic ever created. You can ask him all about it on AIM: TimBuckleyCAD.

[edit] The Man Himself

Amazingly, he's even worse than the comic is. He's known for being an attention whore of epic levels, and more notably, a pedo. This accusation comes from an incident where he sent a picture of his infantile-sized penis to an underage girl who frequented his forums. When this got out, he dealt with the situation in a calm and dignified manner, namely banning everyone who saw it, everyone who heard about it, everyone who even thought about it, everyone who knew something who had heard about it, their famillies and even their pets. None were spared. This event became known as the Lolocaust or RoMicide and made Tim look really totally awesome.

Fuckley is very familiar with the pain of miscarriage!

[edit] Greed

In addition to the comic, he also has a subscription service where people actually pay money each month to see really bad flash animation of his comic. It's well-known that his site is secretly used by the government, and anyone who actually pays for this is automatically declared "too stupid to live" and killed by the CIA.

[edit] Hobbies

Tim Buckley spends his days being an incredible asshole to anyone who may try to undermine him, shitting out copy-and-paste comics with stolen jokes and stupidly slow plotlines and generally trying to make more money any way possible. It is currently unknown if he is actually a money hoarding jew, however seeing as even the lowest Jews are experts at manipulation and golddigging it seems unlikely.

Jackie is the name of a 12 year old boy on his forums. This romantic gesture bagged him.

He played EverQuest and modeled his character after him as a recovering EQ addict. He then moved on to EverQuest II, even after saying he will never play it, ever. He was on the Nagafen server, as a character named Vithran. It's been confirmed on his shitty webcomic's site, right here. Vithran is a Defiler, a class that summons little wolf buddies and heals people while wearing tribal bear hats. The fact that his character is a Defiler may have something to do with his pedophilia. Seriously, bear hats?! However, currently there are no known lulz involving him and EQ2, besides the occasional goading from EQ2Flames users. He then went on to play Age of Conan, but even he must have realized the game was shit. Expect him in Warhammer: Age of Reckoning next. According to a SA Goon, Tim apparently still plays EverQuest II. A gamewide manhunt has begun once more.

Tim Fuckley also enjoys vandalizing the Wikipedia pages of other webcomics. This was discovered by fans of some fat fuck that runs some other unfunny comic:

Tim Buckley is a sexy beast.

Yes, Fuckley not only gets off on showing his penis to 15-year-old girls, but he also vandalizes not only other people's pages but even his OWN page, then revert the edits posing as fans sucking his pedophile cock.

Since his last account got ratted out, Tim Buckley now posts on Wikipedia now as "Thrindel", still attempting to keep the Ctrl+alt+del page clean of anything that might offend the e-peen he saves for the kiddies. His user page, and equally shitty webcomic page is a regular target of vandalism, however, owing to his pathetic existence he relentlessly purges any edits to both pages within minutes. The immense amount of butthurt he has received has led Wiki admins who somehow love the crapfest that is CAD, to come to his assistance to protect his ego. Such as this bitch right here.

If you want proof that Thrindel is in fact Buckley (apart from the fact that the edit history for that account is solely for CAD, apart from a few vandalizations of other, better webcomics), vandalize the fuck out of Thrindel's discussion page on Wikipedia for great lulz, and then, once the dust has settled, try to visit the Ctrl+Alt+Del forums. OH WAIT, you can't! Your IP has been banned! Coincidence?

This just in: Thrindel has failed to prevent the criticism section on Wikipedia. More information here.

Thrindel has failed!

Sweet Raptor Jesus, a raid? Or empty vandalism?

[edit] Fuckley Gallery

The bear hat that his preferred EQ2 class wears is displayed here, on an ogre.	Tim Buckley is unranked. In English, this means he's killed a lot in PVP. GG, Nagafen!	Enjoy this deleted fucking everything post, TOTALLY OMG DID NOT EXPOSE HIMSELF TO AN UNDERAGE TRAP.	Some Argue that Tim Buckley is a Pedophile.
When asked by a anonymous user on Wikipedia who Jackie was on his Thrindel user page, he admitted that he had shown his penis to her.

[edit] Typical Tim B^Uckley Statement

This is the kind of shit this guy comes out with on a daily basis on his blog:

Notice how Buckley here is trying to suppress years of high school locker-room bullying and parental abuse by imagining himself beating up nerds who, unsurprisingly, engage in the same activities as him. This is but one of many examples in which Buckley attempts to hide his feelings of self-loathing and inadequacy by mocking the culture his comic and characters (and therefore himself) are a part of.

[edit] Boner for Emo Spider-Man?

I used to read this wankchop's 'comics', and one day he had written the usual load of shit (I can't be bothered to go find the comic, because i'd have to wade through every self-indulgent, unoriginal, badly drawn comic, and i'm not prepared to do that. I like my dreams non-homoerotic thank you very much). So I decided to tell him what the world thought about spider-man via email:

And a few hours later, I got a wonderful reply from Mr. Cocknose himself:

Anyone who saw Spider-Man 3 can clearly see Peter Parker turns into an emo faggot. Buckley wants to suck some of that.

[edit] Being Called Out on His Bullshit

A user on Buckley's webcomic's forum called out Buckley on how he hadn't talked about video games in over 16 consecutive strips and was instantly perma-banned for "no reason".

[edit] Lol Bashing

Some guy doing a Let's Play video on Sonic the Hedgehog bashes Buckley at 14:30.

Yahtzee's latest video (as of July 2, 2008) ripped into him good. Lulz ensued. Before which, he'd pointed out that he hated Ctrl-Alt-Del's faggotry. ("23/3/08: You Cad" is the main one, but he mentions his dislike elsewhere.)

[edit] See Also

• Penny Arcade
• Webcomics

[edit] External Links

• The comic itself. But you knew that.
• SA Goons bash the comic and Buckley himself.
• Tim Buckley's Wikipedia user page.