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Vitki
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
New-agey, older LJ user who attempts to get into petty arguments in several-months-old threads by saying things like "define normal", as evidenced in this nlp community thread. (baleeted) Take note of comment and post dates.
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[edit] The Mystery
Vitki, also known as "Special Fred" and "Shitki", purveys bad poetry and pseudo-enlightenment unsuccessfully as an attempt to find a woman who will give him sex "without playing games". This translates as being willing to say "You betcha!" when asked "Wanna fuck?" (baleeted) by a total, and apparently insane, stranger - forgoing the niceties of such low-consciousness activities as conversation, establishing mutual interest and attraction, etc. He is a wannabe Thelemite who believes The Qlippoth are people. (baleeted) He is known for being quite the resident misogynist on LJ, (baleeted) too. Yet for some reason, Vitki believes he's a poor misunderstood enlightened being, who has a big loving heart. (baleeted)
Additionally, he likes to show up in women's LJs with posts alluding to killing himself, (baleeted) which are vain attempts to get laid. Vitki cannot go for long periods of time without mentioning his penis, (baleeted) and has an obsession with private parts. Coincidentally, his hair looks as crappy as Howard Stern's does (wait, actually Stern's isn't nearly as bad).
[edit] The Divine
Vitki's favorite line is "I am alone, there is no god where I am." He has a tendency to feel sorry for himself. He also likes to do research on the strangest things. Saddest of all, Vitki considers his exploits on LJ as being a "full time job", which may be so : LJ is the closest thing he has to having a job. Vitki claims divinity as an excuse not to work, so far he's made claims on being Jesus Christ, Thoth, Hermes, and - for some unknown reason - Frater Achad. He's a busy guy!
[edit] The Special Imp
Vitki claims to be an "impath", (implicate empath, that is), to be 'enlightened', to have Asperger's Syndrome, to be a misunderstood 'genius', and to be regularly on the verge of committing suicide over his inability to find even a fat girl who would let him have sex with her. He is a persistent and repetetive troll, and seeks out young women on LJ, Delphi and elsewhere in the hopes of finding "a woman with a heart" (i.e. willing to give him sex "without playing games", etc.)
[edit] The Chaste
Vitki occasionally shares an apartment with sandalfon, whom he was once able to talk into giving him a blowjob to prove to another LJ user that he could get one. Recently, Sandalfon threw him out for a few months when he ran off with mediyogi, only to take him back as everyone knew she would. He is known for dumping dozens of comments, one after the other, without any of them being relevant and most of them being cut-and-pasted from elsewhere, into the journals of his targets.
[edit] The Death
Update: On 4/24/05, during the Lunar Eclipse, vitki was posting in the game_of_death, when suddenly, a strikethrough appeared through his nym. Slayed by vitki's arch enemies in the Game of Death, vitki could no longer handle the "words," and disappeared into the abyss, to turn into one of those "qlippa people." Kind of an ass-backwards form of enlightenment in reverse.
Vitki left behind an uncashed social security and disability check, three fish sick from the scum in the uncleaned fishtank, a guitar, computer, and other miscellaneous belongings which will be inherited by the welfare system. Sandalfon inherited the fishtank and a scrub brush.
[edit] The Legend
[edit] The Lawsuit
This is what Vitki likes to threaten people with when he doesn't like them parodying him. Granted, there's plenty of "real" material to make fun of him with. However, Vitki tends to get his panties in a wad when you won't validate his narcissicm, during his manic episodes when he claims to be an impath god from another galaxy.
[edit] The Case
Vitki became very upset when the LJ community game_of_death was created. In an effort to deal with the numerous bloody wars, especially between Sandalfon and Mediyogi, or other LJ Users. The threats of a lawsuit began when the mod of game_of_death asked Vitki to take down graphics hotlinked from another server without permission. Instead of complying, special Fred threatened to sue. However, Vitki is an unemployed bum on welfare who will not work because he wants to stay on LiveJournal all day and harrass women, instead. Because of this willful unemployment, Vitki doesn't have the resources to sue an overzealous homeowner association.
[edit] The Pro Bono Lawyer
Special Fred seems to believe a lawyer will take on his case, even though he doesn't have any fucking money, and doesn't even clean his own fishtank. Crazy Vitki said, "I'm sure there must be some attorney who would love to take this on just for the potential publicity and use it as a career move as if I am not mistaken, it just might set some sort of precedence and could very well generate a lot of media attention." He seems to believe that lawyers will work for insane, people who have no money. So far, the closest Vitki has come to being able to milk the system, is through his welfare checks, as he claims to be disabled and cannot get a job. However, Vitki remains adament he can find a lawyer who will become famous for taking his case, perhaps can lure them into doing so with his supposed mind control powers.
[edit] The Silence
To date, no lawyers have contacted Niamh04, or her friend Stonemirror about her Game of Death community. Both Stonemirror and Niamh04 anxiously await a call from Vitki's attorney who will work for free in hopes of defending a 42 year old, crazy, welfare bum with no money or car, who harrasses women all day long on the internet and believes it would be a great career move for them. To date, Vitki is flipping through the yellow pages, seeking a lawyer who won't laugh at him while he's in the middle of telling them his story of being a victim.
[edit] The Duel
Vitki's original ID was suspended by Livejournal as a result of complaints about bandwidth theft after he posted live links to scores of instances of a graphic from someone else's website. His next ID, enteros, was deleted in short order after its creation. He was using the ID omicronayin up until very recently. He deleted it, same as the others, after a heated exchange between himself and the entire mtf community erupted from what was initially a drama that he had started between just him and en_no_gyoja. After dubbing anyone and everyone who commented in his thread a racist, fraud, rapist, and whore, he vanished. It is currently unknown what moniker that Special Fred lurks through LJ under the guise of.
At the end of June 2005, Vitki accused Stone Mirror of "regularly violating the Four Nobel [sic] Truths" of Buddhism. When he found himself to be the subject of gales of derisive laughter for that statement, he deleted the entry in which he made this charge, and demanded that Stone Mirror a) take time off work and b) fly up to Seattle ("since you have all the money") so that Vitki could (attempt to) beat him up. (The original challenge, now deleted by Vitki, is reproduced here.)
Stone Mirror accepted the challenge, but declined to allow Fred to set all of the terms. As the challenged party under Code Duello, Stone Mirror claimed his right, per rules 16 and 17, to set the terms of weapons and location, specifying bokken as the weapon of choice, and the surfline of the beach in Santa Cruz, California as the location. Vitki refused to agree to Stone Mirror's terms, failing to make good on his own challenge, and then deleted all entries relating to the challenge at this point, proving himself (again) to be coward and a liar.
Vitki seems to have some sort of obsession with seeing Stone Mirror's penis, demanding, in strident terms, that the latter post pictures. The nature of Vitki's interest is not entirely clear.
