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Voraphile
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From the Latin Voro: to eat greedily, swallow up, consume, gorge oneself. And the classic Greek "Phile" suffix for any fetish. Note that this is blatantly incorrect from a linguistic perspective - the correct term would in fact be "phagophilia", which means all self-proclaimed vores are in fact phags.
Voraphiles are socially mal-adjusted, emotionally stunted people who have a fetish for being eaten, whole. It's a whole new ballgame out there in the modern sexual Olympics.
I'm sure it's just a matter of time before someone builds a large simulcra tongue and mouth to be eaten by. Covered in more splooge than a plushophiles favorite plushie toy, the turkey man already gets off on hiring whores to put him in a pan, stick him in a giant fake oven, and describe cooking him. Which is totally hot.
In case it wasn't fucked up enough already, the voraphiles have decided that just about any orifice is suitable for their purposes. Examples abound of people being forcefully inserted into genitals, up asses, in through the navel, stuffed down cleavages, engulfed by nipples, you name it, if it's part of the body and either concave or convex, they'll find a way to draw people being eaten by it. Oh, and they like marsupials as well, because, hey, pouches. A meat thermometer inserted into a woman's ass is a frequent subject of voraphile "art".
Also connected to the macro fetish, because giants are huge, and that means they have huge guts. Voraphiles used to run alongside furries (who jack off to vore porn), but there is a whole new movement among those who just want to be cooked and eaten without any animals involved.
Voraphiles and their admirers like to insist there is nothing depraved about pretending to butcher, roast and eat other people. They are wrong. When confronted with the fact that their fetish borders on serial killer, most voraphiles will cover their ears and cry hysterically. At least a few will probably get excited, follow you home and cook you. The fastest way to start a flame war with one is to compare them to Jeffrey Dahmer.
Voraphilia is becoming disturbingly popular on Jewtube, where videos depict women getting eaten by monsters in video games [1], and fatty fat fats filming their gaping maws as they eat gummi bears [2].
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I have to clean my life a lot sooner than I expected. Don't ever ask me to draw vore. I refuse it. I may delete what I have done, and I so far have gone 25 hours without it. I feel a little closer to God. I've also decided to give up Mugen, and encyclopediadramatica. I may have to give up furries. Now the rest of the way back to His side is a long hard journey, but I will traverse this narrow road. Friends will forsake me, new enemies will arise, old ones will resurface. But, this is what must happen. The longer I go with no vore, the longer I can fight off my temptations and gay desires. Who's to say I don't hit a snag and fall back downhill? Doesn't matter, I still have Jesus, and He will always be there to pick me back up and send me on the right path again.
John, I will always love you, and even though I'm fighting to go back to God's side, I will always have a deep love for you. I'll stop lusting after you, but my love will remain, and will do anything to help you in life. Even if it hurts me. I'd gleefully jump in front of a bus to save you.
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A perfect example of "vore" cleverly disguised as a biology lesson. Note the lack of anything most people would find arousing, aside from the naked woman in page 2, yet you're fapping to it anyway.
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 A Modest Proposal |
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 stinky5-0's triumph over gayness, furry, and vore all at the same time See part two where he stabs Lucario with a soul sword. Then he finds Christ. |
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Aryion.com More vore stuff OMFGWTF*headdesk*die
