Voraphile
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
From the Latin Voro: to eat greedily, swallow up, consume, gorge oneself. And the classic Greek "Phile" suffix for any fetish. Note that this is blatantly incorrect from a linguistic perspective - the correct term would in fact be "phagophilia", which means all self-proclaimed vores are in fact phags.
Voraphiles are socially mal-adjusted, emotionally stunted people who have a fetish for being eaten, whole. It's a whole new ballgame out there in the modern sexual Olympics.
I'm sure it's just a matter of time before someone builds a large simulacra tongue and mouth to be eaten by. Covered in more splooge than a plushophiles favorite plushie toy, the turkey man already gets off on hiring whores to put him in a pan, stick him in a giant fake oven, and describe cooking him. Which is totally hot.
In case it wasn't fucked up enough already, the voraphiles have decided that just about any orifice is suitable for their purposes. Examples abound of people being forcefully inserted into genitals, up asses, in through the navel, stuffed down cleavages, engulfed by nipples, you name it, if it's part of the body and either concave or convex, they'll find a way to draw people being eaten by it. Oh, and they like marsupials as well, because, hey, pouches. A meat thermometer inserted into a woman's ass is a frequent subject of voraphile "art".
Also connected to the macro fetish, because giants are huge, and that means they have huge guts. Voraphiles used to run alongside furries (who jack off to vore porn), but there is a whole new movement among those who just want to be cooked and eaten without any animals involved.
While a small number of voraphiles realize exactly how fucked up their fetish is (and still fap to it, anyways, FFS), many voraphiles and their admirers like to insist there is nothing depraved about pretending to butcher, roast and eat other people. They are wrong. When confronted with the fact that their fetish borders on serial killer, most voraphiles will cover their ears and cry hysterically. At least a few will probably get excited, follow you home and cook you. The fastest way to start a flame war with one is to compare them to Jeffrey Dahmer or Hannibal Lecter.
Voraphilia is becoming disturbingly popular on JewTube, where videos depict women getting eaten by monsters in video games [1], and fatty fat fats filming their gaping maws as they eat gummy bears [2].
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A Full Belly with an Empty Heart
I have to clean my life a lot sooner than I expected. Don't ever ask me to draw vore. I refuse it. I may delete what I have done, and I so far have gone 25 hours without it. I feel a little closer to God. I've also decided to give up Mugen, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. I may have to give up furries. Now the rest of the way back to His side is a long hard journey, but I will traverse this narrow road. Friends will forsake me, new enemies will arise, old ones will resurface. But, this is what must happen. The longer I go with no vore, the longer I can fight off my temptations and gay desires. Who's to say I don't hit a snag and fall back downhill? Doesn't matter, I still have Jesus, and He will always be there to pick me back up and send me on the right path again.
John, I will always love you, and even though I'm fighting to go back to God's side, I will always have a deep love for you. I'll stop lusting after you, but my love will remain, and will do anything to help you in life. Even if it hurts me. I'd gleefully jump in front of a bus to save you.
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Eka's Portal
Welcome to hell. Eka's Portal
Eka's Portal is a site full of freaks making "art". Originally it was created for a faggot named Strega who constantly does things like bestiality and rape because he gets off to it. Since then, people have found ways to be even freakier than that through involving vore.
The site is mainly made up of easily trolled morons and weeaboos freaks who RAGE all over anyone who says anything bad about anime, as it is the nectar which fuels the faggotry. Example of an anime freak out.
For fun you can make them delete their entire art gallery and ragequit by telling them to draw some moar, the common reaction will be, "Everyone keeps telling me what to do and I have a life and I don't have time for your bullshit I'm done with this site." This will also make the other voraphiles sad because they will have less variety to fap to.
For the most part, any troll attacking the site will find that it is actually incredibly easy, as if you post anything saying "Live
Now no section on the portal would ever be complete without mentioning Eka herself. If you ever troll the site, don't even say anything about her as she'll immediately ban you and clean up your mess. But it's perfectly cool if you talk shit about other people as long as you don't push them to go BAW to her. Either way, Eka is a cunt who, rather than simply banning, bores people death with grammar parallel to a 5th grader, trying to get them to actually just leave the site rather than just banning them, or just attacks them for the lulz.
The Freak Safari Raid
Whereas no anonymous raid has never been leveled on Eka's portal, the members have been exploited for lulz. Usually, troll attacks get very inflated and finally someone whines to Eka and the whole thing gets cleaned up. Sometimes, however, the troll is preserved, locked by Eka but still very much there. One such instance is the Freak Safari newfag troll orgy. (Found here.)
In the early hours of November 6th, 2008, a newfag troll group called "Freak Safari" sent in a spy under the name "Roboduck," to provide a baw session before the main attack:
As the troll progressed, many came in to give Roboduck support and also to baw relentlessly at how someone had called them freaks. They also said that the didn't care about the sites opinion of them. In fact, there was about seven or eight pages of them not caring. At about the sixth page, Sportinggoods16w popped in to say they wanted to have a nice decent conversation on the fetish.
Later, one of them posed as a member of the site. He managed to get some opinionated idiot into talking to him about likes and dislikes, doing what voraphiles do best, feeding something like an idiot. (See picture to left.)
The thread was finally closed after a loooong time when Eka finally stepped in after nine pages of baw and troll saying: "Getting stupid", which is evidentally, not normally a reason to close a thread on Eka as if she did that, well, there wouldn't be any threads left.
The members of the site were very butthurt for a long time after the troll even died down, and even created a thread praising Eka for trolling the members of Freak Safari, when any fucking idiot retard can see that the troll trolling Freak Safari was really someone else, you know, like a troll trolling trolls? Either way, someone should alert reality, they're talking about finding and kidnapping the faggots at Freak Safari... from Israel.
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A perfect example of "vore" cleverly disguised as a biology lesson. Note the lack of anything most people would find arousing, aside from the naked woman in page 2, yet you're fapping to it anyway.
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 A Modest Proposal |
 Even sick fucks can have dreams. |
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 Furfags love vore too. |
 stinky5-0's triumph over gayness, furry, and vore all at the same time See part two where he stabs Lucario with a soul sword. Then he finds Christ. |
Voras In Action
See Also
External Links
- Aryion.com More vore stuff OMFGWTF*headdesk*die
