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W. T. Snacks

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I'd hit it.
I'd hit it.
He also hates clothed children.
He also hates clothed children.
BANNEDBANNEDBANNEDBANNEDBANNED
BANNEDBANNEDBANNEDBANNEDBANNED
Separated at birth?
Separated at birth?
Snacks on holiday
Snacks on holiday

W.T. Snacks (Snacks-tan), is a schoolgirl with cute blond ponytails, a white t-shirt and blue skirt, and constantly carries around and eats a bag of AIDS chips. She is seen at Moot-tan's side as they skip merrily through 4chan, banning pedophiles and furries, and keeping the peace with love and fairness.

Sadly, this is far from the truth.

W.T. Snacks is a skinny, short, greasy-haired weasel of a coder and a former admin of 4chan. He is famous for being a lot like ED's own Jacknstock: he banned users left and right for lame reasons while letting real trolls get away with murder (i.e., child pr0n). He has also been known to never relax.

In June 2007, W.T. Snacks' personal information were discovered, including his real name, location, age, and a picture of him with his girlfriend. Following this, anonymous uploaded the information to a text file called snacks.txt and spammed the link to the file all over 4chan, and much lulz was had; some plan to send his dad flowers on his upcoming 60th birthday.

Snacks and his girlfriend, LOL EXPOSED
Snacks and his girlfriend, LOL EXPOSED
The man loves to party
The man loves to party

Snacks was eventually banned from 4chan for being a lazy code writer and a pedo.

4chan recently had a child porn attack after they made a new report feature. Every picture of it was accompanied with the phrase "FUCK YOU MOOT". Some argue that this was W.T. Snacks' doing.

A W.T. Snacks wannabe has recently attempted a peace offering with Tom Green. This may be another pathetic attempt to corrupt 4chan's lulz or he may simply love the feel of sucking Tom's cock (And he wants more) or simply just a gaiafag attention whore pretending to Snacks to feel like his E-penis is bigger than it actually is.

However, despite all of this, the return of Snacks will never happen, since Moot has a small penis. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS Snacks is back (in Pog form).


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