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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

An Engrish term you call into a comment war when Godwin's Law fails. Can be accessed by dialing whine-one-one (not to be confused with 9/11).

Contents 1 When to use it 2 Variations 3 Usage 4 Transformers: The Movie 5 Gallery 6 See Also 7 Links

[edit] When to use it

• When somebody says: "Leave me alone!"
• If there is a comment war and someone whines
• If there is a comment war and no one whines
• On girlmecha's or hardvice's sites

[edit] Variations

1. Bawwwww
2. WAAAAAHmbulance
3. WAHmbulance
4. Hambulance (in reference to a fat whore)

[edit] Usage

• "Somebody call the waaaambulance!"
• "Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"
• "Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"
• "If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."

[edit] Transformers: The Movie

One of the main characters of the Bay-movie Transformers stars is the well known Ratchet. Little is it known that his toy was repainted into a waaaambulance, and sold as a target exclusive. Go buy your transforming waaambulence today for the low price of $20.

[edit] Gallery

Is it driven by a drama EMT?

The waaambulance LJ Award

[edit] See Also

• BAWWWWW

[edit] Links

• A stolen waaahmbulance (No longer exists)
• Some whiny teenager used this pic and linked to this article on his blog.

[I’m leaving forever!] [Aw jeez, not this shit again!] 0 Waaaambulance is a part of a series on ‘’’LERNIN 2 INTERNET’’’.

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