Wade Fulp
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Wade Fulp is the head faggot of all the faggot kids at Jewgrounds.
With his brother Eric Bauman in possession of newfound pussy, Wade took the mantle of admin. He shooed the old, reasonable forum moderation team out the door and ushered in a new era of faggots, spics, and dykes.
Fulp is known for his dismal debating skills, as once he gets deep into an argument, he'll just end up swearing at you, and explaining that your argument is invalid because you're not a true believer of the Right-Wing cause.
Wade's wife is also claimed to be a mystical seacow that Wade was able to capture on his trip to the island of fugly wives
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[edit] Young Wade; Pre-Wadolf era
As a result of his rape-garnished experiences, Wade Fulp slowly began the transformation into the despicable figure of WADOLF, perpetrator of a holocaust of lulz, and a proliferation of unfunniness
[edit] Era of Wadolf
On September 11th, 2001, Wade found his authority challenged for the first time:
To which a MOD PERSONALLY APPOINTED BY WADE, and wary of Wadolf's quick temper, but courageous enough to offer logic quickly responded:
- how retarded to blame Democrats, Wade. We could have the best army in the world and this still could have happened; this comes down to lapses in security at airports.
And another chimed in:
- With all due respect Wade,
- "Fucking Liberals"...This isn't the time for politics, human lives have been taken.
Wadolf, shamed into submission by the inferiority and whininess of his argument, proven even by these lowly Jew paupers in the grander scheme, gave little acknowledgement to these responses, mumbling angrily:
Before launching into another odd and awkward tirade against the "fucking liberals" he finds such solace in throwing stones at:
And so began the long and winding path towards Nazism. Over the years, Wade has only found himself move further to the right, passing Bill O'reilly, and Larry Craig in terms of Conservativity, leaving even his loyal pet seacow of a wife at a loss for words at the stunning transformation he'd undergone.
Of late, this ridiculous man has seen fit to emulate as closely as he can, the policies which brought another great tyrant a wealth of undeserved power. As every new day passes, Wadolf slowly consolidates his authority by systematically dismantling any and all flash-based criticism in the most insidious way possible: stealthy deletion. A quick peek into the "obituaries" file of the Jewgrounds portal will reveal a stunning and disproportionate number of "XXX WADE FULP&SEACOW HENTAI XXX" submissions, mercilessly and disturbingly purged from what was once a bastion of free speech and good-natured critique.
It is presumed that Wadolf is merely lying in wait for the reign of his benevolent brother Eric Bauman to expire, either by natural or artificial means, so he can usurp the mantle of authority, and subvert the will of that brother to use Jewgrounds as a force of good, rather than a force of evil.
[edit] How to Piss off Wadolf
A Denial of Service attack! This is where you spam his inbox with so much shit that the server either shuts down or the provider cancels him because he exceeded his e-mail limit. If you do this, he will go on a banning spree, banning everyone who was connected in the slightest way. In other words, if you want someone to be banned from Newgrounds, find his e-mail and spam this asshole.
Other ways to piss off Wade:
- Mass voting (See Clock Crew)
- Star Syndicate memberation
- Being Jewish
- Originality
- Humor
- Being generally helpful and contributive
- Not Posting "WAID I LUV U"
- Posting "WAID I LUV U"
- Posting at all
- Not posting at all
- Pretty much anything
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[edit] See Also
- bigbadron: Who is equally, if not more abusive.
