Wade Steffey
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
On January 13th, 2007, 19 year old Purdue student Wade Steffey was feeling slightly sleepy after leaving a frat party hosted by the Phi Theta Kappa fraternity. Sources indicate that he left the part in order to retrieve his jacket. Therefore, he decided to take a nap in a high-voltage utility room. This was obviously a great idea. Wade tripped and landed on a power transformer, instantly becoming an hero, and winning a place in our collective hearts. His body was left to slowly roast, and was identified first on March 20th.
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Last Name: Steffey
First Name: Wade
Status: Dead lol
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Height: 5'-10
Weight: 150
Eyes: Brown
Hair: short brown
Last Seen: January 13th wearing a white, long-sleeved shirt with blue stripes and light-colored blue jeans
Father: Dale Steffey
Mother: Dawn Adams
Update:
Last Seen: March 20th, high-voltage utility room, with a lovely tan
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