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Warcraft 3
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Warcraft 3, is/was some game made by some shitty publisher, and was released last thursday. As a third game in a series it automatically sucks royally, but it gets worse. The object of the game is to destroy the opponents buildings. That's it. The game it self is completely horrible, and the only people who enjoy it are those who preordered the starcraft expansion at least 100 years before it's release.
But is's a PC game, so
- A) No one gives a shit about it
- B) Must be like teh Worlds of the Warcrafts
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[edit] Warcraft 3's racist, I mean races
- Human - Played by nerds, i.e. everyone who plays it
- Undead - Played by goths / emos
- Nightelf - played by noobs and fags
- Orc - Mostly played by niggers
- Your mom - Mostly played by me last night
[edit] How to play warcraft 3
- Part with your moneys to buy this piece of fucking beast game
- enjoy
- Coil nova teh opponents heroes.
- ahjdpowdfwgw455y4
- Play with yourself
- Chng ur nme to Yennus Symblus fgt
- Use Mudkips.
- Be korean. Only way to get past level 9000
- Get gosu.
- Try to look like a noob by saying you're from russia and speak real crappy english like "hi me rus no english".
- Whine at the opponent every 3rd second if you play liek shit. Oh wait, I mean every time you play like shit.
- Try to be as bad-mannered as possible, and if your opponent says "hi" you answer with "STFU!" This is the safest way to win. Not, there's no way to win.
- Lack of social skills always comes in hand if you play Warcraft 3, as those who play have no friends. Real or otherwise
- Spam all hotkeys in order to get liek 300apm (ass-rammings per minutes). This will grant you uberness & victory.
- ????
- PROFIT!
After endless games against Ritalin-addled Asian kids, you might climb the Warcraft competitve rankings. However, this achievement is meaningless because everyone just uses Warcraft to play DOTA.
Also cocks
[edit] DOTA
Dota is the shittiest WC3 custom game ever to exist. It stands for "Dykes of the Aoihrjopthnroitnortoihnrt". Whoever created it should be assrammed to death. For some reason, loads and loads of fags with superiority complexes play it and feel like God when they win. When they lose, they proceed to blaming it on someone else and add that person to their banlist, like anyone actually cares about whether or not they're on some asshole's banlist.
Dotafag: OMFG YOU'RE LOSING WTF NOOOOOOOB!! OMFG I'MA BANLIST YOU MOFO FAGGOT!!
Me: *leaves*
[edit] Roleplaying on Warcraft
Roleplaying includes many maps from different makers. One of the more popular maps is Sotdrp which stands for "Sucking on the Dick Roleplay" made by Anarki. His map, like any other, includes many triggers which are more bugged then any other map, even though he claims that his map is the best and anyone who disagrees will be assrammed themselves if they disagree. Anarki himself uses furfaggotry to make his map look better. Many of which includes making bots to degrading rival mapmakers follow that mapmaker around, such as "REVERSUCKSSHIT". Of course, RPers(Rapers) usually haet teh mudkipz because most are 30 year old furfags living in the basement. Though they may flame Dota players, have better spelling and grammer, along with trolling, they themselves are elitist fags who will kill their own kind off due to inability to reproduce and letting newer players learn. Of course there are many clans on Battle.net to gather this dieing race. OotR, "Order of the Rapist", are bunch of dramafags who many abuse privileges such as .kick or .ban and repeatedly spam .quote to read faggish quotes. One common example is "Your a fag unless you are XXXXX". The creator of OotR, Osh2, does not display the furfaggotry as others. He, himself, tries to make it a respectable RPing(Raping) community where people will feel welcome, even though he named the bot Badger(The furry meters could detect possible furfaggotry from Osh.).Many people like to use .ask8ball as well to ask questions about a person's level of faggotry.
[edit] And finally
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