Warcraft 3
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Warcraft 3, is/was some game made by some shitty publisher, and was released last thursday. As a third game in a series it automatically sucks royally, but it gets worse. The object of the game is to destroy the opponents buildings. That's it. The game it self is completely horrible, and the only people who enjoy it are those who preordered the starcraft expansion at least 100 years before it's release. Also unlike its predecessor, Starcraft, it uses a hero system which ruins the game for anyone with skill. Thus effectively killing what remaining skilled users that Blizzard managed to retain, after WoW
But is's a PC game, so
- A) No one gives a shit about it
- B) Must be like teh Worlds of the Warcrafts
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Warcraft 3's racist, I mean races
- Human - Played by nerds, i.e. everyone who plays it
- Undead - Played by goths / emos
- Nightelf - played by noobs and fags
- Orc - Mostly played by niggers
- Your mom - Mostly played by me last night, and everyone on EVERYchan. slutty mom is slutty.
How to play warcraft 3
- Grow a dick.
- Bend over and suck it.
- Enjoy.
- Put some goddamn Battletoads in this game.
- Coil Nova teh opponents heroes.
- ahjdpowdfwgw455y4
- Play with yourself
- Chng ur nme to Yennus Symblus fgt
- Use Mudkips.
- Be Korean. Only way to get past level 9000.
- Get gosu.
- Try to look like a noob by saying you're from Russia and speak real crappy english like "hi me rus no english".
- Whine at the opponent every 3rd second if you play liek shit. Oh wait, I mean every time you play like shit.
- Try to be as bad-mannered as possible, and if your opponent says "Hi" you answer with "STFU!" This is the safest way to win. Not! There's no way to win.
- Lack of social skills always comes in hand if you play Warcraft 3, as those who play have no friends. Real or otherwise.
- Spam all hotkeys in order to get liek 300apm (ass-rammings per minutes). This will grant you uberness & victory.
- ????
- PROFIT!
How to succeed in Warcraft 3
The only thing required for Epic ræp and success in Warcraft 3 via Battle.Net is:
- Pick Human
- Get teh Castle
- Spam watch towers
- Over 9000 Factories
- Over 9000 Gryphon Towers
- Over 9000 farms(The faggy warcraft equivelance to Pylons)
- Spam Helicopters and Gryphon Riders into enemy expansions
- Or pick Night Elf
- Do the world a favor and murder yourself after a gazillion of failed Hero-rushes
- Or pick orc
- Get Marn
- Rush enemy bases with Shittons of grunts
- SHokKKkWazzexx teh Enemyz
- Or pick undead
- Realize that they require absolutely no skill
- Become bored
- An hero
- ??????????????
- Epic fakken profit!!
After endless games against Ritalin-addled Asian kids, you might climb the Warcraft competitve rankings. However, this achievement is meaningless because everyone just uses Warcraft to play DOTA.
Also cocks
DotA
Dota is the shittiest WC3 custom game ever to exist. It stands for "Dykes of the Aoihrjopthnroitnortoihnrt". Jews created it they should be assrammed. For some reason, loads and loads of fags with superiority complexes play it and feel like God when they win. When they lose, they proceed to blaming it on someone else and add that person to their banlist, like anyone actually cares about whether or not they're on some asshole's banlist.
Dotafag: OMFG YOU'RE LOSING WTF NOOOOOOOB!! OMFG I'MA BANLIST YOU MOFO FAGGOT!!
Me: *leaves*
Roleplaying on Warcraft
Roleplaying includes many maps from different makers. One of the more popular maps is Sotdrp which stands for "Sucking on the Dick Roleplay" made by Anarki. Anarki thought his map was awesome until he realised that it attracted over 9000 furfaggots and other gaylords all across the BATTLE NETS. Now he spends his days griefing the faggots who play it for lulz. Unfortunately, Anarki is still a faggot. He found out, most RPers(Rapers) usually haet teh mudkipz because most are 30 year old furfags living in the basement. Though they may flame Dota players, have better spelling and grammer, along with trolling, they themselves are elitist fags who will kill their own kind off due to inability to reproduce and letting newer players learn, and are furfags who yiff all day and pretend to be dragons and vampires and gay shit like that. Of course there are many clans on Battle.net to gather this dieing race. OotR, "Order of the Rapist", are bunch of dramafags who many abuse privileges such as .kick or .ban and repeatedly spam .quote to read faggish quotes. One common example is "Your a fag unless you are XXXXX". The creator of OotR, Osh2, does not display the furfaggotry as others. He, himself, tries to make it a respectable RPing(Raping) community where people will feel welcome, even though he named the bot Badger(The furry meters could detect possible furfaggotry from Osh.).Many people like to use .ask8ball as well to ask questions about a person's level of faggotry.
How warcraft 3 could be better
- Mudkips, this game has every fucking magical creature under the goddamn sun, but no Battletoads?
- Enough with the fucking DOTA! that means you Basshunter.
- permaban anyone who is thinks battletoads is gay.
- Wild Abra has appeared, Wild Abra uses Teleport. Wild Abra has fled.
And finally
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