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Warhammer 40,000
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Warhammer 40,000 (Warhammer 40k, WH40K, 40K) is a fictitious universe propogated by Games Workshop Ltd. in an philanthropic effort to create more Warhammer Nerds out of useless basement dwellers and thus contribute to society. It is for the most part played as a tabletop battle game and for many years it has been a leader in $70 tanks, $5 infantrymen and 2d6 losers, and the stock market suggests that more and more 13 year old fangirls are being inducted into the ranks of 40K loserdom each year. The object of the game is to take a hammer labeled "War" with a sharpie marker. Then, the participants in the game take turns ramming the hammer into various orifices of their respective bodies, screaming "WARHAMMER" at the top of their lungs. Giving your partner a pink sock is a plus.
The "Warhammer" franchise is often considered the final boss in Nerdom. A full understanding of the WH40k universe is something akin to speaking Tolkien's Elvish.
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[edit] Background
Over the countless years of its existence the WH40K franchise has a large coherent and mutual extended fictional universe. That is to say: a clusterfuck of Pseudo-Scientific explanations and Futuristic-sounding religious stories. Unsurprisingly, diehard nerds and Juvenile fanboys alike swear by its expansive and mature scope.
[edit] Origins
Tens of thousands of years prior to the rise of man, the Eldar, an advanced race of aliens, who despite evolving millions of years earlier on a different planet, look exactly like humans with pointy ears. Yes, essentially Space-elves. Anyways, they were already sailing through the stars aboard advanced starships, and due to how special, elite and mind-powerful, eventually started to go insane and gang-raping and bukkakeing each-other, which eventually caused the fabric of the universe to shatter, the gods of the Eldar to all die, the vast majority of the race to perish, and the gods of Chaos were born in the hole in the fabric of the universe. If only it worked that way IRL.
Anyways, so the universe was jacked up by jack off, and without the order of pax-pointyheadedfreaks (I like pax romana better, don't you?) the various races eventually came in contact and decided to kill each other for great justice.
[edit] The Warp
Star Trek, Star Wars, and basically every other science fiction series uses hyperspace. 40K, however, uses the Warp, which is the gay pink-purple alternate-reality that explains both interstellar travel and why there are ugly Demons running around in sci-fi land. Comparing the two, Hyperspace is like DSL, while the Warp is like trying to connect to the internetz on dialup with a frayed wire in the small town of Atalaxupalpatinowahasibixo, Mexico.
The Eldar are able to traverse the Warp with their advanced eons old technology without trouble. Chaos, being the angsty pale freaks that they are, live in the Warp. The Imperium of Man is able to traverse the warp with difficulty when their Emperor concentrates from his Golden life support machine and lights the way. Unfortunately, because the Emperor has the attention span of the average 5-year-old Pokemonfanboy, this means that many an unfortunate Imperial ship has had the WTF WHERED THE LIGHTS GO experience, which in the Warp is invariably fatal.
The other races are all either too pr0 or too n00b to use the Warp.
[edit] 40K Canon
When speaking of 40K, it is important to remember that every single canonical work in 40K basically contradicts every other one because the dumbshits making the shit up in the back room don't actually read what the other guys are writing. This means that in one chapter the Imperial lasgun is a complete piece of shit that should be thrown away instantly while in another chapter the lasgun is king of weaponry, capable of vaporising the most heavily armoured infantry in 40k verse. Games Workshop, which is only in this for the PROFIT, doesn't really care about the ???? and the inevitable response to fangirl n00bs trying to establish a continuous universe has always been "we did it for the lulz".
Canonical material, or arrangements of words that Warhammer Nerds take to be divine, irrefutable, and obviously true to the warhammer multiverse, comes in several forms.
- The 40K Rulebook - Everything in 40K, from grand naval battles to barfights, can be resolved with dice. This piece of canon allows players to interpret what 2d6, 2d8, 2d16, 2d38, and 2dLOLWUT may mean for their intrepid plastic figurines. Hey, don't laugh. This is serious business.
- Faction Codex - Each faction has one, which gives the rules of war, the rules of each $5 infantryman, and some bullshit background that makes Americunts and Eurowankers look like the epitome of truth. Each codex never fails to suck the cock of the faction being discussed, meaning that the 40K universe is going to be conquered by everyone simultaneously last Thursday.
- Fictional Works - While every work is fiction, some have higher bullshit quotients than others. Basically, each author just writes in whatever he wants and lets the universe sort itself out. These works contain absolutely no material of any value whatsoever. They are written for drama whores who like reading about genocidal actions, and the average chick flick designed for 16 year old girls is a more worthwhile expenditure of time than 40K novels.
[edit] The Internets and 40K
In recent years, 40K has achieved a significant presence in internet nerdom. It has long been a staple of certain 4chan boards, sci fi forums, and Otaku congregations. Originally only the most pathetic nerds with rich parents could afford to buy little metal-or-plastic figures, and the most obsessive could find time to paint and decorate them.
Then along came Vidya Gayms, which allowed even unemployed trailer-trash and dirt-poor basement-dwellers to lead around space marine chapters or Ork clans, and talk with other nerds about how k00l their favorite army is and how the Blood Ravens could totally beat the Ultramarines.
Much like Pokemanz, the franchise has produced an enormous amount of worthless plastic crap and fanfiction to be consumed by rabid fanbois and so make moar money, the majority of it completely unrelated to the any of the actual games.
[edit] The Factions
Every person you see with 2d6 in one hand and a Warhammer 40K rulebook in the other, you know that this person is undeniably a Warhammer nerd, a loser, is NEVER going to get laid, and probably funds his tabletop legions with endless number crunching and the general lack of a life.
Apart from Warhammer nerd, each 40K faction also represents a nerd subtype. You can tell which faction a player is using by the varying degrees of anti-social displayed by the plastic pieces.
[edit] Space Marines
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away at least 100 years ago, the Imperium of Man was completely pwning everyone. It was doing so for two reasons.
- The divine god emperor of Mankind - To first understand the place of this faggot in the Universe, we will quote a rabid fanboy.
Now for the reality. Firstly, the God-Emperor is highly suspected of being a Turk (being born in what is now Turkey) and as such is a fat genocidal retard, as all Turks. Also, this gives a certain irony to being the Emperor of Humankind, since no modern Turk could qualify as a human being in the first place. Second, the Emperor was savagely assraped by Horus (and he enjoyed it) during the Horus Heresy, and as such is now a vegetable who sits all day hooked up to life-support sitting on a fancy gold toilet. Thats right, Humankind is now worshiping a half-dead corpse. But I guess thats not too different than worshiping a completely dead one, amirite?
- Space Marines - In every game, there is at least one overpowered race or profession that even 13-year-old-boys with downs syndrome can play and have a chance at winning. In steps the space marine. These are the genetically enhanced supermen of the Imperium. They each have two hearts, four lungs, and at least 100 backup systems. Encased in ceramic power armor which for the purposes gives you a 3+ AS rating, these badboys own just about everything that is thrown at them. They are the goody-goody two-shoes of the 40K universe, and run into battle crying "For the Emperor!". Space Marines are divided into Chapters which supposedly have different specializations but basically are just an excuse to pick the same Army as everybody else and still claim to be unique.
The average tactic of an SM player, regardless of the type of game being played, is to rush the enemy headfirst, and if he somehow loses, accuse his foe of cheating or his ally of not helping him. Long story short, only complete Dumbshits use them.
A Space Marine player wishes he were superman, or could at least throw a basketball in the right fucking direction. They are skinny, whiny, pale, and wear glasses and wish they were the buff supermen that they field on the tabletop.
UNITS!
Servitor - Fucked up lobotomized failures, they build shit for the marines cuz marines are too cool for that.
Scouts - Still fail, but if they live another day they might become real marines. They get sniper rifles too, but have shit accuracy.
Tacticals - Led by a sergeant who has a high-pitched voice, they can do anything, but aren't good at it.
Assault Marines - Chainsword, jetpack, and pistol. They get mowed down.
Terminators - Slow pieces of shit that will wtfpwn when they get close enough.
Assault Termies - Same, just that they pwn harder with their banhammers.
Skull Probe - Skull that floats and watches things.
Apothecary - Sick bastard who's more concerned with ripping the guts of dead marines for future use.
Force Commander - Bossman?
Librarian - Not a librarian, is psychic, and mutters proverbs instead of shouting when he fights.
Chaplain - Your daily Republican in armor.
Rhino - Crap. It's a METAL BOX
Landspeeder - YIPEEE! BOOM BOOM BOOM UNIT LOST OH SHIT
Dreadnought - Marines are sick bastards. They have disabled people in mechs that rip and burn shit.
Hellfire - Same as above, but with RAWKET LAWNCHAIRS.
Tempest - I CAN FLY! YIPPEE! BOOM BOOM BOOM UNIT LOST AAH!
Predator - Is actually good, but is expensive.
Whirlwind - Meh.
Land Raider - Big party van that takes hits but can't fight back....much.
[edit] Chaos
At least 100 years ago, but not as many 100 years as the Imperium of Man, Horus, the son of the GEoM, decided that he liked furries and dwelling in Connecticut . In the ensuing civil war, Horus was EPIC FAIL in trying to fight with the GEoM because he didn't RTFM, and so didn't know that he could be erased from the universe. After the erasure of their leader, the hordes of Chaos fled back into the Warp, where they periodically come out in the form of Nazi-furries, utilizing pale, black clad former space marines, mutants, and various daemons to accomplish their ends. The Hordes of Chaos are divided by the gods which they serve.
Every Chaos player is an anti-social masochist. Every one.
- Chaos Undivided - These copouts can't decide who to serve, and try to be cool and say "I serve everyone!" Which ignores the Fact "Chaos Undivided" is an oxymoron, and so just doesn't work. Likewise, in terms of life, players of Chaos Undivided just don't work, trying to be funny and friendly with the gays, goths, and other miscellaneous losers.
- Khorne - The Chaos god of getting shitfaced on blood, gore and other associated bits o men. He drinks a lot of blood and has a sick fetish with it. He now suffers from aids. These dumbfucks think that in the 41st millenium, where everyone is packing a 9mm at least, using an axe is going to get them somewhere. Khorne players are all macho Conan wannabes who clearly haven't looked at their excuses for arms in a long time. Half of them probably couldn't even lift a real axe, and so have pathetic 1mm plastic axes instead.
- Nurgle - One word for every follower of the god of disease and death: sickfuck. The marines of nurgle are walking around with their intestines spilling out, and apparently this is appealing to players. Every Nurgle player is a sick necrofur who is into guro and should be culled from the greater nerd population lest the furry sickness spreads.
- Tzeentech - The Chaos lord of Change. That's right, folks, everytime you change your drawers, you are worshiping Tzeentech in the world of 40K. This is complete bullshit, of course, and why Tzeentech completely fails at life and is the most pathetic of the gods of Chaos. Nobody really knows why Change is so scary, except maybe to the Fundies that run the Imperium, and some argue that since he is supposed by some Machiavellian master-manipulator, we are not supposed to.
- Slaanesh - This is a long time favorite, the god of pr0n. Thats right, ladies and gents, because Warhammer Nerds can NEVER get laid, plastic pr0n has been made available to them at the low low price of $40 USD for 10 Daemonettes of Slaanesh or some stupid shit like that. Once you buy a box of Daemonettes, you get to cut them off their sprues, file the rough edges off, superglue them together, paint them, and finally watch them raep on the tabletop battlefield! In fact, EVERY Warhammer player is secretly a follower of the plastic pr0n; actual players who field Slaanesh are just dumbshits who can't hide this fact because they have zero social sense.
[edit] Daemonhunters
~ Innocence Proves Nothing. -Inquisitorial Saying
The Inquisition. They can't quite spell simple 5 letter words like "demon", but hey, whatever, who needs to spell when they have the firepower the Inquisition is packing? Daemonhunters stand head and shoulders above everyone else in the world of 40K, mainly because they've probably just chopped off some knees.
Daemonhunters have the run of the mill in the Imperium of Man. They have impunity to kill, slaughter, maim, and deep fry innocent citizens of the Imperium in their bid to purify the taint of Chaos infiltration. The Grey Knights are the people you definitely DON'T want to see, because they are liable to kill anything remotely resembling a furry on sight with their anti-daemon banhammers. The Inquisitors are even worse - to make up for their lack of genetic augmentation, they use flamethrowers. Deep fry hurts. In any case, All Your Base Are Belong to Them Always.
Like IRL special authorities, they have way to much legal power and usually use it to make the lives of citizens miserable while ignoring real criminals.
Grey Knight players have sociopathic tendencies - they think they are better than everyone else and should have the right to lop off whichever heads they see fit to waste their time on.
Inquisitorial players are all pyro sickos who love the smell of burnt flesh in the morning. Both types of players wear metal underwear.
Nonetheless, the cleansing properties of the Daemonhunters and their zeal for purity deserve recognition. They have commonly been spotted in online forums combating the furry plague wherever it spreads.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
serves you right you fag furry
[edit] Eldar
Remember the top of the page, the part about how the universe of WH40K got fucked up in the first place? Well here we are, the section on the fappers who ruined it for the rest of us.
FACT: Eldar are the only things close to women on the internets!
If you thought the pointy eared freaks called elves in traditional fantasy genres were bad, you clearly haven't seen space elves, which are actually pointy-headed freaks. The Eldar think themselves superior to all the other lesser races despite the fact that they have absolutely NOTHING going for them.
- Guns- the Eldar have pathetic guns. Every other faction has cooler guns than the pathetic "shuriken throwers" that they use. Shuriken? Give me a break. They think they are ninjas, and have the psyche of your average 8-year-old Naruto fangirl.
- Tanks - The Eldar think they are cool with dodgy little gliding hovertanks. What this means is that in conjunction with their completely shit guns, games involving the Eldar can last at least 100 days because the Eldar guns can't do jack while nobody can hit the dodgy fucks.
- Looks - Pointy headed freaks. Yeah. Real cool. I rest my case.
- Women - It is widely known that even the ORKS have better women than the Eldar (and Orks reproduce using spores). Eldar females are so fucking scary that Eldar Banshees are one of the most elite fighting units, widely reknowned for scaring the living shit out of other units and causing failed leadership checks (another excuse for failures to roll dice).
There ya go. The Eldar truly have NOTHING going for them. The Eldar suck so much that players only use them for the lulz.
[edit] Dark Eldar
The Dark Eldar were originally Eldar, but after the Fall of the Eldar decided that hey, orgies are fun, lets keep it up and add in masochist tendencies, sex slaves, and fetish shit! The Eldar are pointed headed freaks, but the Dark Eldar are pointy headed fuckers. The Dark Eldar are what you get if the angsty Faggoth Emos made their own army, and presumably that is what these things were intended for. They torture prisoners to death, wear black spiky clothes, use beaten slaves to do their bidding, and generally act the same way Emos wish they could act IRL.
Whoever wrote up the Dark Eldar is a sick bastard.
Whoever plays the Dark Eldar is a sick Otaku Furry Fag who looks at pr0n in his mom's basement and hopes to make loads of money to construct his own basement dungeon one day. They are also obviously lolicons, into animal pr0n, and basically sick and decadent in every way. They should be ignored, reviled, and reported to the proper authorities immediately.
[edit] Necrons
A distant cousin of the necrofurs, the necrons luckily do not engage in acts of beastiality, and are completely lacking in any fap drive. A quick cursory glance at any plastic necron reveals that there is in fact nothing between their legs.
You see, the necrons were an old people that ran into some fairly nasty gods way out in space, sticking their deitial dicks, into stars who eventually became entombed in metallic bodies to serve the bidding of their masters to reap the souls of the universe. The necrons are now scattered around the galaxy in stasis chambers, awaiting the order to reawaken and star in Terminator IV. Arnold Schwarzenegger, current governor of Cahlifoernia, is a necron. They'll beh bahck.
Necron players are split into two groups. Group 1 is composed of relatively innocent Terminator fanboys, who may or may not have gay desires for the current governor of California. Group 2 is full of sick necrophiles who are into human anatomy and will likely fulfill their hidden urges by pursuing medical school. Both groups have yet to realize that the Necrons completely suck and do not have the lulzy factor that justifies playing factions that blow such as the Eldar.
[edit] Tyranids
The Tyranids are 40K's rendition of the Zerg (Despite the fact that 40K came out at least 100 years before Starcraft). They sail through space in massive hive fleets, devouring all genetic material in their path and absorbing it into their culture. Because they've devoured quite a large number of nigger worlds, the average Tyranid now has an IQ of -5 and a craving for chicken. You are what you eat.
Everybody (and by that we mean Gooks) want Tyranids in Dawn of War 2 because than Asians can play Dawn of War just like they play Starcraft. Tyranid players are all zergling rush fags online. Too bad Tyranids are retarded bipolar fucknuts who can't go five feet away from a smarter Tyranid because they can't fucking wipe their own ass without a helping hand.
TYRANID PLAYERS
pity they ran out of nukes five minutes earlier
[edit] Orks
The Orks are the green dumbshits that don't know how to do anything except for fight. They are as a rule dumbshit degenerates who can't ever spell correctly and are a waste of society's resources.
Because the Orks are so random, they enjoy a closeness with the dice gods. The Orks use the phrase "Dakka Dakka" to refer to a desire for Moar Firez, Internetz, Luckz, Gunz, Boyz, Girlz, Truckz, Lolwutz.....etcz. In 40K, certain fringe elements believe that by screaming DAKKA DAKKA at the top of their lungs before rolling the dice, the dice gods will favor them and make sure that they make their armor save on the 55pt Daemonhunter Terminator who cost them a week's worth of allowance and who just got nailed by a S9 AP2 Lascannon.
Orks are the only army in the game to use proper guns. While Eldar use ninja-star guns and Imperial Guard use flashlights, and Tau use energy weapons, Orks stick with American guns, using small gunz, big gunz, bigger gunz, and the Shokk Attack Gun; they also are one of the main armies aside from Sisters of Battle that like to KILL IT WITH FIRE, with at least 100 units specialized for this task. However, they are all shit-heads who don't know how to build shit, so they have psychic powers that makes things work the way they want them to work. So yeah, they cheat. Despite this, they like nothing more (and are good for nothing more) than punching some noob in the face. Which only proves how retarded they are.
Orks also have a special term called "WAAAAUUUGH" for their version of crusades, where the different clans gather under one warlord to pwn surrounding worlds. This was derived from the crys of your average 3 year old in reflection of the IQ rating of players dumb enough to drop $300 USD for stacks of plastic and green paint.
You may have noticed that Orks seem to talk sort of funny. This is because many denizens of the internetz are Orks, or have the IQ thereof at least, as demonstrated by their conversations.
ORK Conversation
<ORK 1> - HEY! GETZ OVAH DERES! <ORK 2> - IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!! <ORK 1> - I SAIDZ GO UPZ DERE! <ORK 2> - STOPZ BEFORE I CALLZ THE DAKKAZ ON YOUZ!!! <ORK 1> - WAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! (Gunfire)
ED Conversation
<EDer 1> - IM GONNA TAKE A SHITZ FOR GREAT JUSTICE LULZ!!! <EDer 2> - LULZ, YOU CANTZ, BECAUSE ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME LULZ!!! <EDer 1> - NO, AH'M OVER 9000, SO GTFO <EDer 2> - NO, AH'M OVER 9000 9000, FURRYFAG!!! <EDer 1> - WELL AH'M OVER 9000 9000 9000 9000 9000, FREAKING N00B. <EDer 2> - GO BACK TO 4CHAN YOU /B/FAG!!! (Continues)
It should be noted that, unlike all the other races in Warhammer 40,000, the Orks don't take life seriously. They fight because they want to have fun. Truelly, Internetz dwellers and Orks are just brothers from different mothers. Also similarly, there are no ork females. They produce via fungus spores. Srsly. They don't even masturbate.
[edit] Witch Hunters
On the other end of the sickfuck spectrum from the Dark Eldar, lie the female dominatrix legions of the Witch Hunters. Normal Inquisitors are lame. Angry white haired, well endowed ladies in red and black latex are toting guns and here for your soul. The female branch of the Inquisition demonstrates that A.) Women are clearly inferior to Men, as seen by differences in armour and weapons skill and B.) Gunslinger chicks can be sort of hawt, if you're into plastic pr0n.
Players who field the Battle Sisters come in two forms:
- Horny 13-year-olds who fantasize about being dominated by women - enough said.
- Feminists - they enjoy the smell of man-flesh burning in the fires of hand held promethium in the morning. Sick bastards.
On the flip side, the Sisters hate furries and other mutants with a passion and want to burn anything and everything that isn't human-- an admirable goal.
[edit] Tau
The Tau are what you would get if the Chinks were blue and in space, and used bigass guns rather than Zerg Rushes to kill foes. They were probably designed so that Anime-worshiping Otaku could have their own special species, as shown by the fact Tau all use giant battle-suits in order to look high-tech. The Tau are the only WH40k species that have realized that IRL guns beat swords, and so make the most badass guns possible and hope that the bayonet-toting cannon-fodder don't get too close.
The Tau have no warp drive capabilities. Riding a Tau ship is like trying to go down a busy highway on a kiddy tricycle driving behind an over 9000 year old chink. Tau believe in "Da Greater GOOD" which is essentially Space-Communism, and makes the Chink parallel complete.
Being "Multiculturalists" who give everybody a chance, the Tau army is full up of all sorts of weirdos, degenerates and creeps.
- Fire Warriors - These are the blue, hairless furries that carry around the best ranged weaponry in the 40K universe. This means that every fire warrior toting player is a shameless gunline whore who only uses the most fagalacious strategy evar and is entirely incapable of creative thinking. Fire Warriors are shameful pussies in hand to hand combat, and couldn't hit the broadside of a barn with any object requiring physical strength to operate even if their lives depended on it (which in the universe of 40K, it usually does). Games involving these are easily decided; if there is a blank table, Tau win. If there is ANY cover at all, Tau lose. This means that Tau games usually involve 15 minutes of actual gaming after arguing for 2 hours about the placement of trees on the board.
- Kroot - These featherless birdmen things are there to save the asses of the Tau when it comes to close combat. Troops come naked with spears and knives, and they look like the predator from that Arnold movie, except with a beak instead of a vagina-mouth. The fight in order to eat the dead corpses, making them the only species other than the Tyranids who do not have a completely retarded reason for fighting. They also ride big gorillas, lead around dog-things and have giant pet Dinosaur-things, in order to chop up big chunky enemies into bite-sized pieces. Anybody who plays Kroot excessively or as their own army is without exception a closet cannibal.
- Vespids - Big blue bugs. Presumably they represent the Japanese, since they are both creepy, impossible to understand, and serve the Chinks.
[edit] Imperial Guard
Throughout the majority of human history, any military unit labelled "imperial" or "guard" has generally been of superior quality and capable of dishing out the pwn on everyone else. In the fagged up universe of 40K, the profusion of furry monsters, man eating eurocunts and random killing machines render the best that humanity has to offer (Space Marines and any other persons with steroid counts above 80% of Barry Bonds levels don't count) mere cannon fodder. The Imperial Guard of Man is devoted to the emperor and proud of losing billions of men from a million worlds each day in defense of the Imperium. The Communists just wish they could lose this many men in battle.
IG fare in the 40K universe is pretty standard. Each trooper is issued several things and told to go off to war.
- Lasgun - Your basic laser blaster thingamujiggie. It sucks so much that players affectionately refer to it as the "flashlight". The Imperium prides itself in the reliability of its basic weapons - the IG lasgun will reliably never hit anything, never penetrate armor, never wound, and never make a difference.
- Bayonet - 12 inches of good fine steel vs. lightsabers, zerg, power axes, tanks....
- Flak Jacket - outdated since 1944.
- The Tactica Imperium - nice little booklet so everyone can RTFM. Is seriously used for toilet paper or rolled into cigarettes.
Despite that kind of gear, the Imperium of Man is STILL the most powerful faction in 40K. This is because it can actually afford to lose billions of people each day as chump change. This is because not only are they communist, but the AZNs actually took over and continued their rampant populating of blank spaces. This is also why every plastic human soldier is a whitey. In fact, they don't even sell asian skin color paint. Its because the Azns are all controlling it from behind. sneaky sneaky, eh?
In addition to the soldiers, there are several supporting departments in the IG.
- The Ecclesiarchy - Supplies priests armed with two handed chainsaws capable of cutting tanks in half. Yeah. Holy shit indeed.
- The Psykers - Delivering Epic Mindfuck since 40,092.
- The Kasrkin squads - The SS of the Imperial Guard, 'nuff said.
- The Commissariat - The most badass communists you ever saw. Ever.
The Imperial Guard supports Genocide of all non-humans, and is willing to send YOU into battle to accomplish this. If you don't like that, the local Commissar will motivate you to do it anyway.
However in the total epicroflftwwtfomgttfn umniverse of Banhammer this is the most sound and reliable strategy. Every IG player secretly wishes to be a conquering warlord, and holds human life in low regard. Life is cheap. Tanks are not. Infantry Swarm, FORWARD!!!!!
[edit] Warsies vs. 40kers
On numerous Sci-Fi debate forums, a parallel to Americunts vs. Eurowanks is played out as Star Wars fanatics (Warsies) and 40K players (40Kers) duke it out in pointless weapons calc debates which create much lulz and drama for the rest of the forum members.
If you understand any of the following excerpts, You Fail It.
[edit] Related
- Exterminatus Now - What you get when Furries decide they like WH40k.
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