Waterboy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Waterboy (aka Seth) is yet another useless YouTube ranter filled with unwarranted self-importance talking about shit no one cares about and complaining when no one watches his video, and people that do watch leave hate comments.
It isn't quite clear how old Waterboy is, although it isn't hard to guess, considering the tone of his voice sounds like a 13 year old boy who has been kicked in the nads, or, more likely, doesn't have any to begin with. He also has an obsession with amazing shitty bands, such as Tool and blink-182, and would love to meet Pete Wentz, which not only further hints at not only Waterboy's sexuality, but provides irrefutable proof that he is an underaged faggot.
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[edit] Raid on Waterboy
May 20th Anons from 4chan began to spam the word "wat" into the comments of a video waterboy made about cyber bullies. Waterboy emailed and messaged many of the spammers asking what the word "wat" meant, only to be spammed with the word again. the day after, Waterboy posted a video crying and baaaawwing and said that he thought the word “wat” meant everyone wanted him to kill himself, And that everyone wants him to die. He then said he is quitting jewtube. Anon then made videos with mudkipz owning waterboy to reach the maximum ammount of lulz.
[edit] Waterboy haets cyber-bullies
| —Waterboy |
Recently, Waterboy was butthurt due to some cyber-bullies that said mean things on his YouTube videos. Waterboy, like other crybaby emos on the internet, decided to make a video and tell the world about it, despite the fact that the world has more important things to do. Attempting to make out what he is saying between all the lisping and snorting is somewhat difficult (slightly harder than understanding Kurt Cobain's singing or a furfag yiffing), most of the time is spent calling other people idiots and haters, and making fun of Runescape users. The irony of him doing this while the video is about anti-bullying is enough to shit bricks alone, but he's not bright enough to STFU and close his account before the faggot tree completely blooms.
[edit] A message to internet haters
| —Waterboy |
Waterboy does not understand satire and hate, and thinks that internet jerks will listen to him. He asks internet jerks to go out, look at the people they attack, and not to make fun of them. This, of course, is completely fucktarded and disregarded by everyone.
PS: IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW HIS DIRECTIONS YOU ARE AN IDIOT. PS2:Waterboy loves the cock
[edit] Waterboy doesn't know jackshit about spambots
| —Waterboy |
Continuously proving his own stupidity, Waterboy is ignoring the fact that at least 100% of spam posts on YouTube are made by spam bots that are made by expert programmers with nothing better to do that lol at the stupid people marking every comment with "Spam" in the hopes that it will actually do anything.
[edit] Facts about cyber-bullying, according to Waterboy
- Cyber-bullies pick on random innocent people, who are mentally weaker than you.
- All cyber-bullies play Runescape and can use 1337speak while pwning noobs.
- Cyber-bullies only go on Youtube to make fun of people because they are jealous of others' videos.
- Cyber-bullies also do not use the shift key, but that's obviously because the caps lock button is superior and makes you cooler.
- *clear his nose in the middle of this faggotry*
[edit] Waterboy's Jewtube
[edit] Encyclopedia Dramatica is a source of plagarism
We ripped everything off from him, despite the fact that he does nothing but rant about shit and we totally didn't make fun of him because he's a stuttering cock munch.
Because the internet is srs bsns waterboy will pick up almost 100 chicks simply by posting his email! Wow! I didn't even know girls were interested in lisping 11 year old aspies. I wonder how much more spam he has by now.
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