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ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
Wayne is a self-hating homophobic racist azn faggot, you can help by introducing Chiang to Kenneth Eng
gaiz how could you possibly think i am capable of such a thing? :/
gaiz how could you possibly think i am capable of such a thing? :/
we don't need ANother HERO
we don't need ANother HERO
who stole 4chan's thunder ?
who stole 4chan's thunder ?

Wayne Chiang was suspect #1 of the Vtech massacre, after a few hours it came to light via the drudge report that he was in fact, just the victim of some major trolling. Currently he is being V& (That's "vandalized" for all y'all uneducated sorts out there. Hooooooooeeeey!) by reality and most faggots on the internet, and many faggots irl, including major news media outlets. He claims innocence, but we know better than to trust his dirty yellow lies. The main reason he became suspect 1 is because he was azn and at VT which is what we in the political arena call a "slam dunk" case. The extent of the v&ing is yet to be fully plotted, his lj hits went from 10 hits per day, to 166,000 in the course of a couple hours.

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[edit] But gaiz im a caring human being :/

"i'm reading this recent newsweek article that contains bits of pieces from the letters of those who died serving in iraq. it's heart wrenching. i think i cried reading it...

and it tears my heart apart when you have assholes like the westboro baptist church. we suck as a human species..."

Any wonder why we think this is the shooter? In addition to being a whiney emo azn faggot he's also got quite the gun collection, and is a licensed gun collector. This is of course normal behavior, he is after all a native virginian, and veteran of many Battlenet crusades. This of course wont save him from becoming perma b& from reality when he realizes hes just a emo faggot who has no other way out than shotgun mouthwash

Turns out hes a Ann Coulter fan, which means hes a redneck emo azn faggot Truely a waste of oxygen, and a threat to white men everywhere.

[edit] What you should do

Do everything you can to make him feel the pain, raid the fuck out of him. Hes a fragile emo faggot who has somehow convinced himself that he's a irl toughguy. Also make sure he finds this page, and post plenty of jokes about StarCraft and pwnage on any website he frequents.

Steps to success:

1. Find emo azn myspace

2. add pain series and laugh about his "sensative side"

3. ???

4. PROFIT!!!

OH WAYNE, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU!!!!


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