Lolicon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The term lolicon (short for lolita complex) is slang for the CP hentai genre. The male equivalent is known as shotacon, but you already know that, you sick fuck. And for those that like em really young, please also see Toddlercon. It may be bad, but at least it's better than guro. Why anyone gets off to little girls that look like little boys, no one knows. But at least we know this... er...
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Facts
- There is more lolicon than there is hentai.
- If there are tits it isn't loli.
- If there is penis it still might be loli. Or Bridget. But most likely it's shota by then.
- The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey – twelve years old and mixed up with coke.
Legality
For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the United States. The ostensible basis for this is that since it is not a byproduct of child abuse, it represents a form of expression thereby precluding it from censorship. Well, sick expression, anyway. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against war, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone beaver shot. On the other hand, some say that the only reason Supreme Court ruled this way was so that Antonin Scalia could fap at his leisure.
PROTIP: We all know that it's legal until you get caught. Though here's a few incidents in countries around the world.
- Crikey! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDS and was then forced to pay a fine over 9000 dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself (fap, fap, fap) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content."
- George W Bush banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the United States during 2003, but in 2004, The Supreme Court unbanhammerd lolicon because censoring art is unconstitutional. In a surprise twist Dwight Whorley was actually convicted under the Act a year later; however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, making them susceptible to trolls.
- Under Africa laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to Zimbabwe where you can rape and kill a girl and get two years.
- It's illegal in Poland.
- It'll get you v& in The Land of Milk Bags.
- We all know anything goes hentai wise in Japan.
- Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a Chinese immigrant leading UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. It failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.
- It's OK if you just lick a loli.
A typical song you'll find on a Loli-lover's itunes.
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External links
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Lolicon is part of a series on Anime. |
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Lolicon is part of a series on Hentai. |
