WHEN I WAS
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Forced meme ALERT: WHEN I WAS will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it. |
WHEN I WAS is the gayest forced meme in existence, and moar of the cancer that is killing /b/. If you see a picture of the gay singer from My Chemical Romance with the words "WHEN I WAS", launch the sage bombs at full force. "Why is this guy blonde?" you might ask. Well, he read My Immortal and the teenager who wrote it scared the black hair dye off of his head. Draco Malformed, much? Also, the fact that the mods don't ban anyone involved with this shit proves that /b/ is utterly dead. Oh wait, it's finally bannable.
WHEN I WAS can also be used in place of a bel-air. Start telling an extremely steamy CP story, posting it as slow as possible, and then right as it gets to you sticking it in her pooper/vagoo, have her scream/say/moan: "WHEN I WAS"
This meme can be blocked with rapid application of A YOUNG WARTHOG.
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[edit] The Awesome Song
The song since embedding was disabled. Once the first verse is over, you do not need to keep watching. And extra fail points to poser-MTV channel Fuse for their FU** logo, as if anyone would think those Hot Topic fags would actually drop an F-bomb.
Tom Green's syndicated show, Tom Green's House Tonight, was WHEN I WAS'd by Anonymous on its opening night. Opinion is currently split on whether this was win or fail.
[edit] Origin
Rumors on the internets state the first sightings of this forced meme date back to March 2007. Since then several variations of it have been spammed over and over again on /b/. Spinoffs include the thread starting with 'WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE', 'ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY', 'I HEARD THAT YOU WERE TALKING SHIT AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT', and various other shitty songs everyone hates.
[edit] DEATH
WHEN I WAS died, along with Gerard way, on November 27th, 2007.
[edit] Lyrics
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A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
HE SAID, "SON, WHEN YOU GROW UP
WOULD YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?"
HE SAID, "WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM?
YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL LEAVE YOU
A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE."
- side note: Do not EVAR expect a WHEN I WAS topic to ever make it past "MY FATHER"*
[edit] What the Song Really Means
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FUR
BIG DADDY
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A FURFAG BAND
HE SAID
BOY WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE LEADER OF THE BAND
IN SEQUINS AND IN DRAG
HE SAID
WILL YOU
BEAT THEM
AND RAPE THEM
AND ALL THE NORMAL FOLK
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
TO IGNORE YOU
AND LEAVE YOU
UNTIL YOU
GROW SOME FREAKEN BALLS
TO JOIN THE PRIDE PARADE!
[edit] Alternate Interpretation
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
TOOK ME INTO THE BASEMENT
AND FUCKED ME IN THE ASS
HE SAID, "SON, IF YOU SCREAM OR
CALL FOR HELP
OR RUN AWAY WELL JUST TRY IT
NOW HERE IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN
HE SAID, "I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR DICK
AND FEED IT TO THE WILD ANIMALS
AND THEN CUT OFF YOUR HEAD
AND THEN ONE DAY
I'LL MARCH THROUGH
THE STREETS NAKED WITH YOUR HEAD ON A STAKE
LIKE A BIG GREAT PARADE."
[edit] Derailing Threads
1. Find WHEN I WAS thread.
2. Reply with a picture of Feist and the following lyrics:
| —Feist lol |
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
[edit] Nigra Version
When I was a little bitty baby
My momma would rock me in the cradle
In them old cotton fields back home
It was down in Louisiana
Just about a mile from Texarkana
In them old cotton fields back home
When them cotton balls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton
In them old cotton fields back home
[edit] Examples
 WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL |
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 Proper handling. |
 How these threads |
 Truth and Justice. |
 WHEN I WAS A CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!1!1 |
 NO U WAS |
 HOW DO I HAD BEEN |
 WHEN JAMESON WAS |
 wait wat |
 ALS ICH WAR |
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 WOOOOOO! |
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 CUANDO ERA |
 QUAND J'ETAIS |
 WHEN I WAS CHARGIN MAH LAZER |
 Even moot does it |
 One of the more creative threads |
 At least 420chan doesn't put up with this faggotry. |
 Moar faggotry in action. |
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 The only known successful WHEN I WAS |
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 The wrong mod was online for this. |
 The only time it ever was, and ever will be, funny. |
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 A rare example of doing it right. |
 Jews are okay |
 SAW I NEHW |
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 epic win |
 WHEN I WAS JUST A YOUNG BOY |
 WHEN I WANTED MY MTV |
 When I was Cosby |
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[edit] See Also
[edit] Links
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WHEN I WAS is part of a series on the cancer that is killing /b/. |
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WHEN I WAS is part of a series on Music. |
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Categories: 4chan | Music | Faggotry
