White nationalism
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White nationalism is the newer, sleeker, politically correct version of White supremacy. This movement is an attempt by whites to reclaim originally Caucasian lands, such as North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Australia, and the Internets exclusively for the white race. It is the newest hangout for trolls and 16 year old girls.
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[edit] Common White Nationalist Lingo
- 14 - Signifies the 14 points which state:
- Whites rock,
- Blacks suck,
- So do other races,
- But especially blacks.
- 88 - Can be used in place of 1988 or it can signify the eighth letter of the alphabet, twice. Heil Hitler!
- Gentile - Not a Jew.
- Groid - Humorous name for a person of nigger ancestry. Instantly makes any racist rant a laugh-fest.
- Hispanic - A person of pure white-Spanish descent.
- Holohoax - Holocaust + Hoax. Or is it holoGRAM + hoax? It is a mystery.
- Mestizo - A person who contains any amount of any Central or South American Indian blood.
- Mud - A mixture of water and dirt or a person who is stained with non-white semen.( A redundancy, amirite?)
- Mongrel - A person who is not white.
- Nigger - A person who is a negro.
- Nigress - The feminine form of nigger, recently deemed hilarious by the Pope.
- Zionism - Relating to decisions, political power, and lobbying performed by Rob Schneider or Adam Sandler. \
- ZOG - TFH-speak for "Zionist Occupied Government". De facto excuse for all of whitey's problems.
[edit] Who is White?
In the White Nationalist movement, whiteness is a situational judgment call, which is a testament to the scientific fact of white supremacy. It consists of three levels and one boss.
- If someone is of pure European ancestry as far back as it is possible to trace, white in appearance, and at least a little less Jewish than Hitler, then the person is definitely white, as long as they are a Protestant Christian.
- If someone is of mixed ancestry with a non-white race and white in appearance, then there are several factors that must be taken into account. It is generally accepted that anyone who is 15/16 white (see #1) or higher is good enough. However, lower fractions can be accepted depending largely on how white in appearance and how racist against chocolate fun-time the person is.
- If someone is of Jewish ancestry, one must first disregard the fact that Jews are whites and apply #2. If this test is passed, then the person must reject all of his Jewish ancestry and must display a hatred toward every Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider movie.
Exceptions
- Jews are white when they are examples of white creativeness.
- Jews are white when they are examples of high white intelligence.
- Ginger people, who even though they have the whitest skin are not white.
- Norman Lowell - exceptionally white.
[edit] White Nationalist Facts
- The White Nationalists, or NAMBLA, were originally organized to protect white women from average-to-large sized cock.
- Hitler was a God and Mein Kampf is a Bible.
- Whites are in danger of disappearing, much like Israel, the United States, and the English language. Unlike the billions upon billions of Jews. They must be preserved at all costs.
- The average White Nationalist in North America is usually an immigrant of Russian/East European descent (Check background because he will never admit this). He invited himself to North America after his wife gained employment in the USA as a fulltime-professional. He doesn't understand why colored people should be entitled to welfare like him. Back in Vladivostok, non-Russians were never entitled to the porridge rationed by the gubmint.Simply put, this type simply wants to be first in line when it comes to sucking gubmint cock.
- Whites have little common ancestry with blacks. Whites are descendants of Cro-magnons while blacks are descendants of Neanderthal, which was proven by Klingons at least 100 years ago. This is denying the scientific fact that whites are actually descendants of Abe Vigoda.
- Blacks and other mud-colored races are genetically less intelligent and more prone to crime than whites. Remember the Oklahoma City Bombing? Okay, bad example. Or that Jon Walker guy who-- Wait, wait. What about Jeffrey Dahmer? Ted Bundy? Charles Manson? Ronald Reagan? Well... My friend said he knew a guy whose roommate got shoved by a black guy once. Bastard.
- Blacks and other mud races are taking over the world. Despite the fact that rich and upper-middle-class white people own 80% of the world's property and control 70%+ of the world's resources while only constituting 3% of the world's population, they are in serious danger from the mud people who are quickly taking over. Wait...all the rich white people must be Jews because only Jews control money, so nobody who is rich is white! And European Jews aren't white so that means the mud people have already infiltrated! Remember how black people took over Europe and put white people in slavery? It could happen again!
- East Asians are much smarter and less prone to crime than whites. This problem is solved by creatively rewriting the entire history of humanity so that Asians are now simply a mutant breed of whites, probably descended from some Vikings who went a little too far east during a pillaging.
- Ancient Egyptians were also Vikings or Germans or whatever.
- Enoch Powell was right.
- Sometimes, Jews pretend to be White Nationalists, though not for the lulz. They try to put the fucktards to their own use.
[edit] White Nationalist Struggle Against Anti-WNs
- White Nationalists are not white supremacists, they are just fighting to preserve their race, which is not superior to others it merely created everything of importance; which is why it must be preserved; which is why all other races must leave; which is why other races are mongrels, because they can only take and have never given anything to the world, even though WPs claim they don't think they are inferior.
- Every race should go back to their land of origin and live happily. Stupid, ignorant antis will always fail to make the obvious distinction between "land of origin where people of your own race established a country and government by fighting and killing the native inhabitants in a hostile takeover" and "land of origin where your ancestors are from." It's like, duh...roflcopter! Oh, but White people shouldn't have to give back the US, Canada, Australia and South Africa.
- Acknowledge that not all mongrels are bad, which is why they should go back to their race's land of origin (see above) and help out there.
- It is extremely important to use the defense that you are not responsible for any of the atrocities of your race, such as slavery and genocide, but, at the same time, you are responsible for all the accomplishments of your race, especially classical music, which you've never even listened to.
- When an anti probes you to prove the holocaust never happened, return fire with a fatal blow, "ORLY??? y don't u prove that it DID happen gaywad faggot!" The antis will never see it coming.
- Any news of a non-white committing a crime against a white person is living proof that non-whites contain no brains or lulz.
[edit] Summary of White Nationalist Holocaust Denial
- Holocaust witnesses are liars.
- Cremating 6 million jews would have cost Nazi Germany too much valuable energy. Around 3 million would be more reasonable, which is a perfectly reasonable number of civilian casualties, really.
- The Nazis were only rich enough to engineer a small number of tiny, non-poisonous gas chambers. The large, poison-gas variety would take all of the internets to build.
- The Allies planted fake evidence in order to demonize Germany even though planting such extensive evidence would cost untold amounts of money, resources and manpower to be shipped over to Germany, Austria and Poland by the already war-weary and economically damaged Allies. Zee Germans ver just doingk der jobs, they were actually a pretty friendly bunch.
- The jew media makes researching the holocaust's claims illegal.
- My swastika tattoo could kick your butterfly tattoo's ass.
- Present-day Nazi supporters harbor neither negative nor violent feelings toward other races, much like the Nazis of old.
[edit] All Aboard the Aryan Mantrain!
Since White Nationalists managed to prove conclusively that the Aryan race is the best race EVAR, some stupid mud-people, being unable to understand the proper use of a mirror, began to think that they are also part of the Aryan master-race. This include, but is definitely not limited to Central Asian camel jockies, South Asian white collar slaves of AOL and even Chinks. Massive lulz are to be had by trolling them here and here. A failproof trolling technique is to remind them that they are not actually white.
[edit] Criticism of White Nationalism
Critics of white nationalism are either jealous mongrels or self-hating white multiculturalist race-traitors. Or Jews.
White nationalism can also be criticised by the fact that the people who promote it tend to be from nominally Protestant countries, read Northern Europe, which is bullshit because in Europe at least, the hottest women come from countries with nominally Catholic or Eastern Orthodox backgrounds, read Mediterranean and Eastern Europe. Don't believe it? Go to Romania then, and be sure to check out all the hawt white girls that there are many of there, yet which Nordicist white nationalists won't stand up for because they're not "Germanic". Don't like it? Go back home and suck on a replica of Hitler's phallus; just then, you might be satisfied.
[edit] Quotes
| —Katie, 16 |
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- White Aryan Resistance - Oh exploitable Comics that make for massive lulz.
- Stormfront White Nationalist Forum - Essentially SA for crackers. Hope u got multiple bux.
- Nationalist Movement
- Volkermord - Has a gallery you can crapflood...DO IT FAGGOT!
- Whites-only dating sevice. 14:88 yuck to hot chick ratio.
- 16 year old girls, in a tribute? hawt
