Whitewhale
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Whitewhale
Whitewhale is a newbie friendly, helpful Guide from a MUD called Shadows of Isildur. Whitewhale is notorious for generally being Friendly, being a total fuckwit, slipping his tongue up overweight admin ass, being one of the worst fucking roleplayers on the RPI and being a general newb.
Currently he is playing a normal human being in this Lord of the Rings set RPI MUD but the fuckwit is so useless he can't gain any roleplay points, so he is slowly trying to come up with some mentally retarded, half-assed story about how his PC randomly turns into a Haradan over night. It is utter and complete bullshit. Once venomously stating that he was a Gondorian, Whitewhale's useless piece of shit PC now randomly has a completely different accent and he sucked out all his blood and replaced it with some Haradrim blood over Italic textnight.
Whitewhale also tries to partake in active forum posting, but his autistic posting manner causes moar lulz than you person could possibly handle. The majority of his posts consist of repeating the last sentence said by the previous poster and he constantly states the FUCKING BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, though I suppose it's only fair he thinks he is being cunning and witty with his fucktarded remarks.
Also, due to his lack of fucking intelligence and personal insecurities (something that is probably the cause of him fawning over the admins and trying to give off a positive and friendly vibe over the internets) he tries to act like a U.S Marine! He thinks it's cool to dress up and play games like Army Men and get his over weight parents to take photos of him so he can show all his SoI buddies! COOL!! Whitewhale also happens to love the queen Dramawhore herself, Shadow.
Some Famous Quotes from the Shithead Himself
- oh. So you dont pet the wargs..........oops.
- Welcome. Forget all hope thee enters from this point. *shrugs* Doubt that made much since, but welcom to SOI.
- Once all our uber tools to make uber stuff gets back so we can put it in our new uber rooms given to use by the incredibly uber and best Shadow who is very uber. (Look at the bitch suck the fuck up)
- Well, first, let me say this... BE VERY VERY VERY CAREFUL OUT THERE.
- I wish you the best Shadow!
Whitewhale is also a nigger and lieks nigger music
Whitewhale said: I'm braindead right now and doubt i'll come up with this on my own so i'm asking here.
What is the name of the song, fairly recent, with superman in it?
I can't remember the lyrics to it though...
Anyone know by chance?
Pengy said: Solja Boy (Crank Dat supaman)
By Solja BoySoulja
boy off in this ***
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat ***
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa!
(crank dat soulja boy)
Due to his total dumbfuckness, Whitewhale thought he'd attempt to shoot some films with his cum guzzling whore father operating the camera. Whitewhale appears on screen with his friends and is having a right royal time, eating bacon and shooting shit.
If you are in the mood for trolling and you are in teh mood for some moar lulz then rape teh fuck out of Whitewhale and pwn him.
Always Happy to Help
TimmofSoI (2:50:59 PM): hey whitewhale i saw you were a guide. can i ask you some questions?
Whitewhale056 (2:51:20 PM): of course
TimmofSoI (2:51:31 PM): what is te like?
TimmofSoI (2:51:58 PM): is thear much to do? what clans are there?
Whitewhale056 (2:52:10 PM): hm
Whitewhale056 (2:52:11 PM): personally
Whitewhale056 (2:52:15 PM): I love TE
Whitewhale056 (2:52:20 PM): a few drawbacks, yes
TimmofSoI (2:52:41 PM): what clan are you in? is it a cool one?
TimmofSoI (2:54:29 PM): you there?
Whitewhale056 (2:54:43 PM): yeah
Whitewhale056 (2:54:45 PM): sorry
Whitewhale056 (2:54:48 PM): my gf was on the phone
TimmofSoI (2:55:00 PM): oh cool, i dont have a gf
Whitewhale056 (2:55:34 PM): ok...hm
TimmofSoI (2:55:38 PM): i used to have one though, her name was Desu
Whitewhale056 (2:55:41 PM): I think there is always something to do in TE
Whitewhale056 (2:55:44 PM): cool
TimmofSoI (2:55:57 PM): is the AM the biggest clan??
Whitewhale056 (2:56:03 PM): right now, I think so
Whitewhale056 (2:56:17 PM): what race are you looking to do?
Whitewhale056 (2:56:23 PM): that depends onw hat clans you can join
TimmofSoI (2:56:38 PM): not a goblin because they have dum stats. so a human
Whitewhale056 (2:56:47 PM): nod
Whitewhale056 (2:57:25 PM): Abdul Matin, bondsman to Zarek the Ghost, bondsman to Taryni Odulon, Barskhs Cage (orkish and human)
TimmofSoI (2:57:55 PM): what is zarek the ghost?
Whitewhale056 (2:58:07 PM): kadar lai and Khor can have their own clans in the city
Whitewhale056 (2:58:12 PM): Zarek and Taryni can do so
Whitewhale056 (2:58:19 PM): they are not as big as the Abdul Matin or the Cage
TimmofSoI (2:58:23 PM): ok
TimmofSoI (2:58:26 PM): who is taryni?
Whitewhale056 (2:58:56 PM): a kadar lai
Whitewhale056 (2:58:59 PM): all I really know
Whitewhale056 (2:59:06 PM): can't go into in character info
TimmofSoI (2:59:16 PM): ok lol soz
Whitewhale056 (2:59:22 PM): I don't know what Taryni does, but Zarek tends to take on crafters
Whitewhale056 (2:59:28 PM): just what i've seen from the employment boards
TimmofSoI (3:00:03 PM): i don't liek the employmant bords, too much writing
TimmofSoI (3:00:59 PM): can you have pets in te?
Whitewhale056 (3:01:06 PM): yes
Whitewhale056 (3:01:10 PM): pets are
Whitewhale056 (3:01:11 PM): ...
Whitewhale056 (3:01:12 PM): hm
Whitewhale056 (3:01:22 PM): 500 coin each
TimmofSoI (3:01:32 PM): cool! i can get a mudkip!!
TimmofSoI (3:02:29 PM): do you liek mudkips?
Whitewhale056 (3:02:38 PM): no idea what that is...
TimmofSoI (3:02:50 PM): theyre real cool pets
TimmofSoI (3:02:57 PM): my brother steven lieks mudkips
TimmofSoI (3:03:08 PM): he has lots of posters of them in his room
TimmofSoI (3:03:15 PM): but i dont no if they are in lord of the rings
Whitewhale056 (3:04:02 PM): I don't think so...
Whitewhale056 (3:04:05 PM): a cat
Whitewhale056 (3:04:06 PM): bird
Whitewhale056 (3:04:10 PM): dog
Whitewhale056 (3:04:19 PM): hm
Whitewhale056 (3:04:24 PM): it may have been more for an NPC
Whitewhale056 (3:04:33 PM): 750-1000
TimmofSoI (3:04:38 PM): cool
TimmofSoI (3:04:44 PM): bah, steven wont shut up!!!
TimmofSoI (3:05:06 PM): he keeps running around shouting "SNOOP DA WHOOP!!! IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!!!!!1"
TimmofSoI (3:05:12 PM): hes weird
Whitewhale056 (3:05:19 PM): ok....
Whitewhale056 (3:05:33 PM): lets get back to the original question
Whitewhale056 (3:05:37 PM): what do you need help with?
TimmofSoI (3:06:29 PM): fitting in
TimmofSoI (3:06:35 PM): i mite join the abdul matin
TimmofSoI (3:06:46 PM): but do the haradrim like mongrels??
Whitewhale056 (3:07:05 PM): depends
Whitewhale056 (3:07:31 PM): how the haradrim character is roleplayed
TimmofSoI (3:07:39 PM): oh
TimmofSoI (3:08:24 PM): i reckon most of them are all yiffing furries n/eway lols
TimmofSoI (3:09:05 PM): hey lol is that you??
TimmofSoI (3:09:06 PM): http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Whitewhale
Whitewhale056 (3:11:12 PM): who are you?
TimmofSoI (3:11:23 PM): thomas
Whitewhale056 (3:11:45 PM): how did you find that link?
TimmofSoI (3:11:59 PM): google
TimmofSoI (3:12:30 PM): because you ate all that bacon and i wanted to see it hahaha
TimmofSoI (3:18:37 PM): ty for ure help it was real good
TimmofSoI (3:18:41 PM): i just want a mudkip now
TimmofSoI (3:19:41 PM): by!!!
Recently on SOI
After failing so much as his 'AWESOME PC WHO'S A HARAD, Whitewhale decided that due to a certain man, his PC finally retired from Fahad-Jafari in a epic twist of fate. This left many people sad that he would never play, ever again, nope.
He also tends to log into the forums/GL and contain order with his Guide status and letting his guide instincts randomly blurt out at you for no reason, just to show off in front of 'da ladiez' where they take pity on him, due to his autism and flu.
Some question, what is the point in his Guide status if he never plays the game.
Caution: Do not approach, since he has a gun and is a super member of SWAT and can shoot directly into your face , repeatedly . It should be noted he is a complete fag who will die alone unless his girlfriend who lives 2000 miles away stays with such a pitiful creature. It should also be noted that he is possibly a descendant of Gollum and snapesnogger.
THIS JUST IN
After months, nay years of asslicking the fattest beast that there is of Shadow and continuing his horrible potrayal of AN HERO, Whitewhale has finally graduated to the ranks of adminerry of the asshole of the internets. He is one of the newer admins of FJ. Or as others call it fucktardely (insert something for J here). Lycan (dah cool manwolf) or Primeval (great seplling amirite) are one of the two new possible avatars of the shitfuck that is WW. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGALUR SHIT.
Did you really think he got a lyfe? lol, nah that bitch still plays.
