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Here is a whore about to violate a Cat. Also see: Animal abuse
Here is a whore about to violate a Cat. Also see: Animal abuse
MySpace whores can become an meme
MySpace whores can become an meme
Fags can also be whores. Cheating on your boyfriend three times constitutes as being a whore.
Fags can also be whores. Cheating on your boyfriend three times constitutes as being a whore.
Try'n'a find herself a respectable man with a job and a car payment.
Try'n'a find herself a respectable man with a job and a car payment.
Uncovered scroll that might make reference to the loose vagina syndrome
Uncovered scroll that might make reference to the loose vagina syndrome

Traditionally, a whore is a woman who exchanges sex for money, unlike a vicky who gives it up for free. However, as the word evolved, a "whore" now more commonly means (especially OTI) "someone who enjoys _________ immensely".

Whores can generally be categorized into one of the following subtypes:

  1. Attention whore
  2. Camwhore
  3. Comment whore
  4. Drama whore
  5. Wikislut
  6. Prostatot
  7. Prostitute
  8. Skeezer
  9. Skank
  10. Fat whore
  11. Scenewhore
  12. Crackwhore
  13. Cock Trapper
  14. Nappy Headed

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[edit] Loose vagina syndrome

Common amongst whores, the loose vagina syndrome is generally thought to be caused by feministic empowerment. Last thursday a French cave excavation team in Tuc d\'Audoubert found convincing proof that the syndrome may date from at least 100 years ago, when Smirnoff Vodka went into production. Hidden in the rectal regions of a clay bison, an amazing haiku scroll was uncovered. The scroll seems to give reference to what the scientists think might be the actual origin of the loose vagina syndrome.

[edit] Trivia

  • Whore is the Scots Gaelic word for woman.
  • All fags are whores.
  • Most whores wear Pantyhose - more like PantyHOES, amirite?
  • You're a whore.
  • Whores get hot when you ignore them
  • Whores are good for laughs and great for parties.
  • If your mom was this hot the pizza delivery guy might not've puked that time.
  • When paying for a whore, only use paypal.

[edit] Gallery

[edit] See also

Whore is part of a series on Whores.

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