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German wigger
The wigger's natural habitat.

Wiggers are white people fucktards who think they are gangstas. The word is a portmanteau of "white" (some say wannabe, but that doesn't matter) and "nigger".


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History

Rat Faced Cilluh
The Minion
The wet dream of all wiggers.
The female of the species

Wiggers are sometimes incorrectly referred to as "chavs" (who are British working class whites who for all intents and purposes are niggy). They are what you get when you travel back in time about five years to retrieve what was barely cool about hip hop even then, clad it with a Tommy Hilfiger shirt from the JC Penney clearance rack, give it the keys to Mom's car, and send it to the local strip mall to mean-mug everybody while blasting commercials from the local hip-hop station on 6 x 9 factory speakers. You may also grow a chinstrap for extra bonus points.

The evolution of a wigger always has roots in some other attention-whoring, insecure, facade such as goth, punk, or just plain ol' basement-dweller. Typically, the helpless dickwad was forcibly ejected from one of these fag cultures and spent some time floundering in limbo (emo) before developing a powerful sexual attraction to Eminem. After a dark night the soul spent throwing himself around his bedroom with a blacklight on while pining for Marshall Mathers' scrotum, he emerges reborn, wearing Dad's oversized Lee jeans, a gold-plated chain (worn outside the shirt, of course) and a desperate need to ingest loads upon loads of black culture. In other words, wiggers are a natural evolution of a basement-dweller which has acquired a friend at best, or an understanding of gay fucktardery at worst. Much like the evolution of a Pikachu into a new member of Radiohead. Either that, or else a /b/tard nigger who has lost his way on the internets enroute to Habbo Hotel somehow. LOL.

Anyways, after that, it's awn, yo. The wiggerling proceeds to limp around the neighborhood as if this laughable farce has been his persona all along. Any critics get shouted down for being playa hatas. Persistent critics are threatened with a pellet gun drive-bys or other frightening forms of impotent retaliation.

Wiggerdom, per se, is a tabula rasa. After the initial process of hatchery, the wiggerling can wander into several different potential subcategories, depending on what was playing on TRL during the imprinting stage.

The saddest, most pathetic goddamn spectacle in the world

The saddest, most pathetic goddamn spectacle in the world is having to witness a wigger who has decided to continue his wiggerdom after the first cock in the arse from another wigger. What was once potentially cute and harmless has now progressed into fully-fledged morbid self-delusion. These aging degenerates can often be found hanging around the parking lot of my condominium complex, leaning against their fat girlfriend's car, and narrating the same fight stories to the same 15 year old wiggerlings who look on in wide-eyed admiration at this pot-bellied O.G. poseur as if he were Robert Van Fucking Winkle himself. If you see one of these shameless failures boorishly limping around your neighborhood, the best course of action is to leave a trail of Black and Milds leading to a nearby sewer grate. Hopefully, the wigger will hear the running water and decide immediately to slide through the grate (most wiggers are scrawny) and drown himself in runoff.

Famous Wiggers

MySpace Wiggers

The opposite of a wigger is a nite (also known as an oreo); a nigger that wants to be white.

YouTube Wiggers

Because nothing is more gangster than family photos
Even Gollum Approves

Confronting a wigger

OMGZ!!!

A typical response from a wigger who gets slapped in the face with the harsh reality that he is not and will never be black includes; "the person who said this is a racist bastard who doesn't understand the black culture and that he is an ignorant fool that should get his punk-ass beat down while visiting the ghetto".

Such truths were eloquently explained by D-LOCC reppin dat STARR SET (Warning: MySpace user that does not understand the concept of "bandwidth." Proceed with caution and at least a T3 connection and two dual core processors.) To quote him:

 
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ahahahaahah a stupid ignorant piece of shit like your self down talking me, ahahaha i aint a wigger kid a wigger is a white

person who in there own mind believes there black, see i have a back round with the streets u bitch, crenshaw, check up on it, ask around about it it aint to be fucked wit it's the hood, it';s the ghetto, so u know what i got my alibi u bitch, so b 4 u come at me like you know whats up, may b u should refrain chill back and learn sum thing u punk ass bitch
 

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—A wigger

 
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ya gots be jokin' mayn...

laterly im not even gunna waste no' mo' time on thee' shit cuz' i done ya'll like a vulgar hoe in a gonzo movie like i sayed, so be fairplay and say that ya lost the case mayn......and what wouldja' answer to my shit nun' cuz' it ain't nun' to answer potnah... anyway no wun will digg' yo shit & that's fo' sho' let it be like it theez... oh yeah and ya might of not known but im not from switzerland plus they don't speak german in switzerland but franch....ahahahahaha aight im out it was fun battle for me, i know wasn't dat fun 4 ya'll cats... remember you & pranklez mayn ya gots to stop, since day 1rst i damn called ya bluff, since day 1rst ya flow was wrongga' then 2 left gloves...

says it all right thurr

S.O.B
 

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—Another wigger

That last comment was courtesy of Sheist. D the biggest wigger in the world when responding to someone calling him a wigger.

Remember, kids, all gangstas have a MySpace. On it, they post gang-related bulletins, and post drive-by comments. Don't join MySpace until you can handle the streets.

Wiggerness

Sup Nigga
  • Wiggers cause everyone's life to become a total living hell.
  • Wiggers constantly fail in life and schooleverything because they're too 'cool' to stop thinking of whores.
  • God hates wiggers more than fags.
  • Wiggers waste all the weed taking pussy hits and not knowing how to roll a joint.
  • Wiggers try to prove that they are black by killing and frying their own chicken.
  • Wiggers make white people in the hood die a little on the inside.
  • International Wiggers often pretend gang warfare is present in their overseas suburban neighbourhoods when the only threat might be their CP producing uncle
 
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I had a dream. In this dream I was on stage. In front of 1,000,000 black people. And I was rhyming words in conjunction with a beat. And all the black people... were dancing. This is my destiny.
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— some wigger confiding in a friend

Variations

Wiggallery

WIGGAZ 4 LIFE

A homie-sexual aka wigger

CHECK OUT MAH NEW RAP SAWNGS. LET ME KNOW IF YALL FEELIN IT.

A true wigger. Note the hat, shirtlessness, and gay undies showing. Oh, and "deuces" and a "grill."

If they attempt to steal an old persons wheelchair kick them off...Then take it.

WHERE MY HOES AT?!?

i suk ya dik?

Gangsta shrimp yo!

Wud up my nigga??

YO DAWG DEM CORN BRAIDZ IZ FRESH MY NILLZ~!!!11

What wiggaz ultimately aspire to become.

Akomplice: the newest clothing obsession for faggot wiggers.

Infected Young

Phoreal gangstas shop at American Eagle.

Wigger sign language.

Wigger circa 1920.

"we're raw y'all" DiGiTiLsOuL"

"Is it cos I is Black?" Wigger Jesus Ali G is often the victim of racialism.

Signs made in MS Paint are so hardcore

1927's The Jazz Singer was the first motion picture to have a wigger.

The future/now of wiggers!

Typical wigger owl

Wiggers often use the same sophisticated technology as niggers, as evidenced by this telephone.

Wiggers in the larval stage.

Aint nuthin' but a G-Man baaaabaay.

Tom admits that wiggers play a large part in MySpaces PR.

I run da streetz

Here is a perfect example of fucktarded wiggers

A strange elf creature attempts to become a Wigger

I'm a Blood fer shizzle mah nizzle. Belee-dat!!!

Damnit, there's another one!

WTF???

A typical Italian Wigger: Inoki.

"affiliated" or, Fat Jack Bauer. Apparantly he's a Scifag too.

"SICC MADE" or, retarded Midwest Wigger.

ED flavored wigger

Tragically, many wiggers are born with only four fingers on each hand.

Isn't that the chubby kid from the Sandlot?

TORCH XMF... and don't mess with me boi or I will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP BEEOTCH. Word.

Young wiggers doing a traditional tribal dance

A rare photo of a wigger's wife

Dutch Moroccan wigger

Arab in denial

Proper trolling of a wigger

Evidence:Wiggers really hate blacks

Proper trolling of a wigger 2

A wigger inquires if that be his favorite food.

Wigger with herpes

English soccer players tend to be wiggers.

Cheap white meat

Wiggers fantasizing niggerdick.

Wiggers in their natural habitat. Take note they're ugly as fuck.

Damn nigga, look at dose MUSSLEZ!

Female Wigger attracting a mate.

Straight from the muthafuckin mean cul-de-sacs of Utah

Spraypainted wigger

It is common fact that 404 girl is actually a wigger.

You want some of this, bitch

Typical wigger conversation on Facebook

gleaminz

Wigger "Fights"

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PROTIP: Pay close attention to the wigger in the red shirt, it's our good friend "John" from the myspace wiggers section.


Typical Wiggers

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