Wii fit
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Wii Fit Shit is a video game, and we use that term loosely, developed by Nintendo for their Wii console when they realized that gimmicks are the thing that they do best.
According to Nintendo, this product will help you to become fit, by doing exciting exercises with the balance board, like Leaning Side to Side, Sticking Out Your Leg, and an exciting Hula Hoop Simulation.
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The Good
- Indestructible-alloy balance board can sustain even the fattest of losers
- Awesome graphicz push the Wii hardware to it's limit
- Over 9000 hours of fun filled gameplay
- You don't have to go to the gym
- No risks of getting raped in the butt in the gym showers
- You can watch your little sister working her tight little ass
- you will became FIT!!!eleventyone!1
- It tells Fat asses that they're fat asses
People Who Like Wii Fit
- Hopeless Fat Losers who are too lazy to go to the gym.
- Retarded people, usually forced on a wheelchair.
- Pedophiles who like watching little kids working out their tight little asses.
- Middle aged housewives with nothing to do all day except playing with their little children's wii-wii
- Fat 16_year_old girl
- UncleSamPatriot Profile
- Furries
Nintendo's Plan
- Convince fat losers that they can become fit with Wii Fit
- Develop a shitty peripheral for their gimmicky console
- Sell the piece of crap, IMPORTANT: It must be overpriced
- Repeat step three
- ????
- Massive Profit!!!
Official Wii Fit Commercial
Why You Should Buy Wii Fit
Sex Change
Spend time watching your Gilfriend/little sister
Reverse Effects
Fast results and more effective than the gym
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