Wii fit

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Wii Fit Shit is a video game, and we use that term loosely, developed by Nintendo for their Wii console when they realized that gimmicks are the thing that they do best. According to Nintendo, this product will help you to become fit, by doing exciting exercises with the balance board, like Leaning Side to Side, Sticking Out Your Leg, and an exciting Hula Hoop Simulation.

Niggers love to play their Wii. However, this is not a very common experience as most cannot afford one
Niggers love to play their Wii. However, this is not a very common experience as most cannot afford one

Contents

[edit] The Good

[edit] People Who Like Wii Fit

[edit] Nintendo's Plan

  1. Convince fat losers that they can become fit with Wii Fit
  2. Develop a shitty peripheral for their gimmicky console
  3. Sell the piece of crap, IMPORTANT: It must be overpriced
  4. Repeat step three
  5. ????
  6. Massive Profit!!!

[edit] Official Wii Fit Commercial


[edit] Why You Should Buy Wii Fit

Sex Change

Spend time watching your Gilfriend/little sister

Reverse Effects

Fast results and more effective than the gym

[edit] External links

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