WikiHow
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
WikiHow is a website full of obvious information like How to Eat a Cherry. The people who know about How to Eat a Cherry and How to Ring a Door Bell write really nice articles about how to do it so that you will know how too. These people are known as the wikiHow editors. Butt, they are obsessed with what they write and they get ticked off when anyone changes it around. They most likely were the object of your ire in high school, since they no doubt talked when you had something to say, and acted like their version was better and more appropriate.
wikiHow editors are better than you because they are alpha males and they don't care much for Massie Block. And you are a on ED because you are taking a break from wikiHow. (I bet you did not know that we knew that you are a wikiHow editor!) Contrary to what you may believe, nerds like you do not go on to become well paid writers. Well paid writers don't volunteer to write articles and are all alpha males too. You would probably be better off just accepting this situation right now instead of getting your hopes up about being the next person who gets paid to do what you love, which of course, is to write.
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[edit] History
wikiHow editors originally became popular At least 100 years ago in wikiTime, when it became clear that the website was not going to create itself and was going to require a large amount of volunteer labor. Common games played were giving awards to people for making one or two nice articles, congratulating people for contributing vandalism to the site, and giving forum parties to people who had made thousands of edits. Long jump, and other sports had to wait. These were all done with clothes on (well, we don't know about the editing, which is almost always done in the privacy of one's home). But maybe. Anyway, the Olympics were one of the big reasons that the greeks never learned how to edit wikiHow. They were too busy doing active stuff instead of sitting on their butts getting fat.
In the 90's, the wikiHow did not exist yet, so wikiHow editors were not yet known as the coolest in all of society. After all, they looked good, had money, got good grades (by reading wikiHow articles on how to do quadratic equations and stuff.) And somehow were not killed by the poor users and readers. Since then everyone realized that wikiHow editors tend to have little life experience, so now they write lots of articles about emos and goths, which are much more popular in high school society.
Note: wikiHow was originally created to teach people how to ignore Gary Oak's girth, unfortunately for wikiHow, nobody can ignore his girth.
[edit] wiki Dominatrix
There are domineering female editors, which are somewhat rarer, and much scarier as they might have at one time been really good writers, but now are perhaps just a little senile and want to get all the credit for everything on the site. You can usually find them haunting the forums or patrolling at a mile a minute. Certain female wikiHow editors also tolerate no noobs, which makes them completely interesting to men wikiHow editors, which is fine because those wikiHow guys are all married (to women who never get to see their husbands come up for breath from the keyboard).
[edit] Steroids
wikHow editors don't need steroids because they are up all night anyway, and really build up their finger muscles, editing wikiHow and changing around the least consequential details on articles. They don't make major changes, they just add more appropriate pictures and stuff.
[edit] wikiHow Admins as Undercover Agents
It is common knowledge that Admins is a slang term for people who are always watching what you do and creaming you for it. See Ironing.
[edit] wikiHow Editor Identification
If you think someone is a wikiHow editor, then ask these questions to yourself:
- is said person a recluse?
- Are they nine years old?
- do they talk about "pumping iron" or exercise alot? (if so, they can't possibly be having time to edit on wikiHow)
- do they talk about good spelling and grammer? If so, they might need a little help.
- do they have problems inserting words with mul-ti-ple syl-la-bles?
- are they incapable of intelligent thoughts?
- are they involved in unorganized article editing?
- are they a stick in the mud?
- if they are male, do they have boobs? (not really important, but we had to throw that in)
- if they are female, do they dis noobs?
- is the only game they can play solitaire?
- do they joke about being bad spellers to hide the fact that they are?
- have you never talked with this person? If not, they might not really exist. You can't see those wikiHow editors. They are on the internet! They talk about having meetups, but they will never actually do it.
- do they enjoy things like: Myspace, Facebook, and Myspace Junior (aka wikiHow)
If you answered yes to most of the above questions, they are most likely a wikiHow editor, and if you answered yes to the questions 1, 4 and 5, they are most likely a admin, or obsessed.
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