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Wikicide
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Wikicide
is part of a series on
final solutions.
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Never drinking again
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- X FUCKING Y
Wikicide, not to be confused with Wikibreak, is leaving wikipedia for lyfe, like srsly. Similar but not always identical phenomena include:
- Request for removal of sysop status
- Making a long, elaborate farewell statement on talk or userpage (see MONGO below or this)
- Deletion of Userpage.
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[edit] Examples of Wikicide
 MONGO admits his defeat, starts searching for r@ygold again |
 There may also be false claims of "battling depression" and having "lost the battle" |
[edit] Notable wikicides
- Kelly Martin, whenever she realizes that going away for a month doesn't stop making people still hate her.
- MONGO, as per December 8, 2006. The most pathetic wikisuicide on record, he came back only two days later.
- Tony Sidaway, got ran out of TOW on a rail, addicted to the wiki-crack, he came crawling back a few months later.
- Zoe, a tearful separation, no doubt she's wheelin' and dealin' as a sock puppet by now.
- Jacknstock, unintentional however.
- Essjay, quit after Jimmy Wales told him to gtfo after he lied about being professionally qualified and having a PhD
- Urban Rose: pissed off recent changes patrol cop who quit before she actually got TOW herpes. Now has ED herpes.
- Sceptre, Former sysop who lost his roll back privileges after the Urban Rose fiasco.
- You a Wikipedo sysop? YOUR NAME HERE! PLZ!!
