The Wikipedia Jews
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The Wikipedia Jews (TOW✡), led by Scheißjüdin, are an existential reality of Wikipedia. They don't like being called The Wikipedia Jews. They don't want to admit that they're Wikipedia Jews. Some of them aren't Jews. Yet they are Wikipedia Jews. As poster jackwelsh from The Wikipedia Review eloquently put it:
- What should their clique be called, if not the "Wikipedia Jews"?
This is a cabal whose existence Wikipedia doesn't want to admit. The Wikipedia Jews are basically abusive people, the kind of people who feel like reverting all your edits in your face and then blocking you. In essence, they're bureaucratic fucks, fucking up the Web with Wikipedia garbage that gets copied by spam scrapers all around the Web with their Web fuckery, thanks to the idiotic Stallmanesque so-called "copyleft" license they use, a license with Jimbo Wales's "child in Africa" in mind, an imbecilic excuse to fuck up the Web and IRC all day long with spam, spam and even more spam.
Among the most famous Wikipedia Jews are Scheißjüdin, Jewjig, Isarig, Humus sapiens, Moshe Constantine Hassan Al-Silverburg, Zeq and Mantanmoreland, who also has his own TOW article. SlimVirgin is a disgruntled PETA fan who is obsessed with Jews (even though she is a shikza!) and the terrorist bombing of Pan Am Flight 103. Jayjg is the most famous Zionist on Wikipedia. Humus and Moshe are the henchmen to SlimVirgin and Jayjg's Joker- and Riddler-type evil genius. Whenever the leaders need help, the henchmen magically appear along with others. It is a complete and vicious lie that the actions of this posse are co-ordinated by email, irc or instant messaging. There is, in fact, an unconscious mindlink bonding SlimVirgin, Jayjg and all their cohorts. When one feels pain, the others feel pain. When one feels "damn it, I wish I've already reverted that bastard three times", the others feel the pain and lend a reverting hand. Even with their contradictory views of Jewry, these users act in tandem to fuck up the Web and spread their view that Jews are the most important stuff on the planet, ignoring the fact that not everyone's a Wikipedia Jew. Mantanmoreland AKA Gary Weiss is a minor journalist who had a major meltdown when his article came up for deletion.
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[edit] Zionist Influence in Wikipedia
Chief Kapo of the Wikipedia Jews is Jayjg. He is known for having a small penis and compensates by seeking to revert any page that criticizes Israel, the Anti-Defamation League, Zionism or, strangely enough, Martin Luther King Jr. pages. Users who disobey these categorical imperatives are assassinated by the Mossad or accused of constructing crude nuclear reactors and bombed.
The Wikipedia Jews are empowered by the Nation of Israel, through the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) lobby, which makes an enormous donation each year to Wikipedia's annual fundraising extravaganza. For example, on December 27, 2006, Israel made a single donation of USD $286,800 to Wikipedia, greatly surpassing the usual mediocre $100 contributions from starry-eyed goyim and Japaneesies. Indeed, Jayjg is not only AIPAC's lead Wikipedia controller, but is even personally responsible for the cover-up of historical Israeli atrocities.
The Wikipedia Jews got their panties all in a twist when they discovered that the heathen Hindoos of India have used the swastickle as a sacred symbol for over 9000 years. They tried to have the symbol removed from the Hindoo pages.
In the words of a Jew at wikipedia, "גוּט טַק אִים בְּטַגְֿא שְ וַיר דִּיש מַחֲזֹור אִין בֵּיתֿ הַכְּנֶסֶתֿ טְרַגְֿא" and "Anus.com's article has been deleted without a VFD because I am a Jew and I find such as being offensive. Fucking goyim pieces of shit. Time for a tasty Aryan baby snack."
Not only is there a Hebrew Wikipedia, there is also a Yiddish Wikipedia, in spite of the fact that all Israeli Jews speak flawless English, and the last native Yiddish speaker died in the Spring of 1945.
It is a fact that the Jews of wikipedia helped orchestrate 9/11. Evidence of this is found in the sheer numbers of Jews in charge of wikipedia's 9/11 article (see MONGO), as well as the fact that they are Jews.
[edit] Isra-pedia
In April 2008, the Wikipedia Jews were caught red-handed after they formed a super-secret email list called Isra-pedia. This subcabal launched a nefarious plot to take over WP by creating an "army" of at least 100 sleeper editors who would quietly edit until becoming admins, at which point they would unleash their Zio-terror on all. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fortunately, the campaign was led by two utter morons, Gni and Zeq, and was soon exposed by their A-rab enemies. Much lulz ensued as the community rose up to burn the witches involved.[1].
[edit] Enemies
The Wikipedia Jews are opposed by the Wikipedia Nazis who spend most of their time posting anti-Semitic bile to Wikipedia (or ED) when they forget about invading Poland.
The greatest enemy of the Wikipedia Jews are not the Wikipedia Nazis but heretic and apostate Jews who criticize the party line and are known by the Wikipedia Jews as the Wikipedia Anti-Zionist Self-Hating Jews Who Make It Impossible For Us To Label All Criticism Of Zionism As Anti-Semitic So G-d Do We Hate Them. The disgraced "Homey" is the proverbial black sheep of the Wikipedia Jews. He was an admin at the Inferior Wiki and started out with thousands of 'productive' edits but became an evil editor when he ran afoul of Jayjg and SlimVirgin at New antisemitism and Allegations of Israeli_apartheid. SlimVirgin and Jayjg declared Homey an apostate for criticizing Israel despite being Jewish and was cast out and stoned to death by a gang of wanton bureaucratic fucks and followers of the cult of Virginia Slim yelling "kill the Jew", until a passerby noted the irony.
Other heretic Jews include Kirbytime, whose words were artfully distorted by Jayjg in order to enable a false accusation of Holocaust denial. Much bitchslapping ensued. Kirbytime is indefinitely blocked from Wikipedia for the lulz, and is not actually Jewish and RolandR who is regularly stalked by SlimVirgin (in her guise as the Runtshit vandal).
There is evidence that the Wikipedia Jews are actually anti-Zionists trying to make Israel look bad through their behavior. This nefarious plan seems to be working.
Like most mafias and prison gangs, the Wikipedia Jews operate according to the principle "you fuck with one of us and you'll be fucked by all of us". Smart trolls will realize this quickly and ingratiate themselves to the Wikipedia Jews in order to get protection. The best example of this is Mantanmoreland who, in exchange for being SlimVirgin's fuck buddy at Martin Luther where he and Slim fight and ban an endless stream of Lutherans who object to their leader being painted as an anti-Semite, has been granted eternal life on WP and the right to grow sockpuppet farms and disregard Conflict of Interest rules when editing articles about himself. Mantanmoreland is a minor journalist who has written articles and books on corrupt Wall Street companies. One of his targets has been Overstock.com owned by Patrick Byrne who retaliated by unleashing his minion, Judd Bagley, on a campaign to discredit Mantanmoreland's real life identity. This resulted in Bagley infiltrating WP as WordBomb, where much lulz ensued as he uncovered Mantanmoreland's practice of engaging sockpuppets to promote books he's written. Of course, as soon as WordBomb attacked Mantanmoreland he was immediately banned by his protector, SlimVirgin and the other Wikipedia Jews and much sockpuppetry and moar lulz ensued.
In 2007, a war between Jayjg, SlimVirgin and PalestineRemembered reached new levels of lulz when Jayjg got PR hit with a community ban by falsely accused PR of copying from a Holocaust denial site. Members of the Cult of SlimVirgin such as FeloniousMonk enforced the questionable ban and threatened to ban anyone who disagreed. Finally, the case was taken to the Arbitration Committee where the evidence forced Jayjg to back down humiliating his loyal followers in the process.
Another Jewish editor regarded as an enemy is Newport, but the reason she is regarded as an enemy is a top secret.
[edit] List of Wikipedia Jews
The Wikipedia Jews, particularly SlimVirgin and Jayjg, are trying to eliminate any mention of people being a Jew and removing pages like List of Jews. This is because they secretly hate Jews and want to eliminate them off the face of the earth. So here is a list of Wikipedia Jews:
- Arkalochori -Used to use Jewish name Zurishaddai
- Isarig - Recruited via Hasbara Fellowships, wikicide as a result of being humiliated (Jan 08)
- Jayjg - The dark lord himself. One of the last few admins to claim Mantanmoreland is not socking because he's known he was socking all along and due to knowing Gary Weiss IRL.
- Slrubenstein anti-White jew that hates what science and genetics say about ethnicities. Pretends to like Western Civilization, but really a just a Zionist propagandist and anti-Western bigot.
- Mantanmoreland - Insecure author; suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder
- Ryulong - Had a Jewish Userbox
- SlimVirgin - Her fiefdom is the No Original Research Policy, and she rules it with an iron fist
- Zeq the idiot - an inept wikiwarrior. Was banned after he was discovered trying to recruit a wiki-army to do battle under the banner of CAMERA[2].
- Bill Dauster
- Bachrach44
- Bachur
- Eliyak
- Culturalrevival
- Wolf2191
- Nerguy-Superjew
- YY
- Daniel575
- IZAK
- Tariqabjotu
- And the rest of them -- there are over 9000 signed up members of WikiProject Judaism and many are not even Jewish!
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- Headquarters
- WikiPedia on Venezuela: Inventing Anti-Semitism Where There is None
- Wikipedia Jews did WTC -- PROOF!
- Google "The Wikipedia Jews". Fun hits to be seen.
- Who is a Jew? - from Wikipedia, the jew encyclopedia
- Neutral point of Jew?
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