The Wikipedia Review
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The Wikipedia Review is a hivemind of kook anti-Wikipedia message boards dedicated to obsessing over SlimVirgin criticizing the even more lame and cuckoo and evil Wikipedia. Its various incarnations are frequented by Wikipedia trolls who engage in lame flame wars with the Wikipedia critics, a microcosm of Wikipedia's e-evil.
Lame Wikipedia fans keep insisting on how great Wikipedia is and how unbiased it is, trying to hide the fact that Wikipedia is a group blog for ne'er-do-well slackers who live with their mothers and can sit all day long in front of their computers, supposedly for the benefit of a poor African child, who really couldn't give a fuck about Wikipedia due to not having anything to eat. But, despite that, the Wikipedia kooks keep spreading their blatant lies and half-truths to other Web sites.
The Wikipedia Review is a reflection of Wikipedia's teeny bopper demographic and Web-fuckery. Many of the most active trolls who inhabit the site have been scientifically proven to be fucking batshit insane (see data below). The site itself was formerly run on hi-tech ProBoards software for the greater good of its e-mass audience.
In its origins, The Wikipedia Review is there to create drama by taking revenge on Wikipedia's brainwashed Wikipedophilic fans and to eradicate Wikipedia from the e-public space.
This is an example of a critic's response to a Wikimedia fan regarding Wikipedia forks used for spamming:
- "I don't see how the entire WWW can be ruined by one website."
- It's not just Wikipedia, although they're at the top Kether position of a triangulated crossfire of web-fuckery:
- #Wikipedia.
- #Google.
- #Scraper-spammers.
- These three entities, acting in tandem, have a synergetic effect on the web in which the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.
This shows how Wikimedia critics constantly have to re-educate Wikimedia fans because they're so brainwashed with their Jimmy-Wales idolatry that they need to be shown the reality of their Wikimedia garbage over and over again.
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[edit] Members and drama
Many of the prominent members on Wikipedia Review are or soon will be perma-banned from Wikipedia, since Wikipedia doesn't believe in criticism unless they've previously approved of the criticism. Wikipedia's policy towards critics in general is typified by this.
Wikipedia Review is, as should be expected of any site criticizing Wikipedia, full of Nazis and trolls who frequently libel and defame lame-ass Wikipedia contributors. Or at least, that's what we read on Wikipedia. We also enjoyed their article on irony.
Poetlister is a moderator of the board and she also has another account Guy, who is also her and everyone on the board knows it, but she officially denies it. Her excuse is that Guy is actually a relative of her's and Guy travelled back in time and became his own grandfather.
[edit] The Wikipedia Jews
It has been well documented that Wikipedia is infested by the Wikipedia Jews. Wikipedia Jews like Grace Note have repeatedly tried to take over The Wikipedia Review, fortunately without success. The Wikipedia Jews try to discredit The Wikipedia Review by using their political correctness and labelling the entire Wikipedia Review as Nazis, neo-Nazis and anti-Semites.
As explained by another Wikipedia Review user:
- The Wikipedia Jew clique is a problem that Wikipedia should address. Others should be aware of it too. They are merely the mirror image of a Islamofascist or Neo-nazi clique. None is good on a collaborative project with a mission to be an "encyclopedia".
- What should their clique be called, if not the "Wikipedia Jews"? Come up with something better.
[edit] Members who are fucking batshit insane
Yet it is pretty clear that some of Wikipedia Review's most frequent posters don't appear particularly, uh, stable. Whether it's from the illnesses or the medications we can't say, but confessions like "I am also very aggressive right now and very delusional" from Blissyu2, aka Zordac, aka aka aka aka aka certainly many a other persona, indicate some major players at Wikipedia Review may be fucking batshit insane.
If you think that lo-o-o-o-ng and voluminous trollcasts from those who are batshit insane at Wikipedia Review are shunned, think again. They are actually very much liked among the site's many trolls, since delusional people "often think in non conventional ways and pick up on interesting things".[1] (One can't make this stuff up!)
As important as reviewing Wikipedia may be, at least a considerable number at the site appear much more in need of a psychological review.
[edit] History
[edit] Forum schizophrenia
Wikipedia Review was initially hosted on shitty Proboards, and run by an admin who went by the name "Igor Alexanderbergstein". At least 100 days ago, SlimVirgin secretly spread false rumors that Igor was a neo-nazi holocaust denier known as Alex Linder, and so Grace Note believed and went batshit. Igor, who was actually Jewish, up and banned fucking everyone and posted the truth about the Holocaust. When questioned about his actions, Igor responded, "I did it for the lulz". (srsly, Ignor's grandfather died in the concentration camps). Nonetheless, the forum caught schizophrenia from its major contributors and "split-off" to a separate server, where it was operated by one Mistress Selina Kyle.
Unfortunately, MSK proved to be among the batshit insane at The Wikipedia Review. After she deleted a post that exposed the Jewish conspiracy behind Wikipedia, several members, including two admins Blu Aardvark and Sgrayban, also caught schizophrenia and began work on a new forum, using the most recent MySQL backup to re-import the topics.
Mistress Selina Kyle had initially planned to file an internet lawsuit against the perpetrators for their plagiarism of the database, but another of her internal personas decided not to follow through on her other persona's threat, in part due to the fact that the second forum quickly went on anti-psychotic meds and folded within less than a week.
Last Thursday, the forum once again fell off the internets when administrator Somey accidentally tore the forum's foreskin. It was recovered this Thursday and sewn back on.
[edit] Palace coup
“Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The WR, treason and plot,
I know of no reason
Why Somey's treason
Should ever be forgot.”
This is not the first time Wikipedia Review had banned members unfairly. Malber and Amorrow were two of the best, most well-behaved members with insightful posts, and yet they were banned by the moderators.
But on November 5th, 2007, (seriously, November 5th) after another round of paying Wikipedia Review's hosting and domain bills, Blissyu2 got in an internet argument with moderator "Kato" over irrelevant bullshit. It resulted in:
- Somey changing's Blissyu2 password and banning him from the site
- Blissyu2 saying WR moderator Nathanr was his friend for 12 years who betrayed him and permahating him even after Nathanr now says WR betrayed him and he's no longer a mod.
- Blissyu2 spent the next year telling everyone Somey stole the WR domain an website from him, even this guy.
For the later, Blissyu2, operating from Australia without a driver's license and virtually no money whatsoever, was unable to easily prove he was who even though he spent billions of Australian dollars equivalent to $0.17 American per million (though now that the US dollar collpased it's the other way around). However, for reasons Somey kept quiet, Lunarpages stopped hosting Wikipedia Review and Somey had to move it to Hostgator. Basically, they moved from one hosting service known by everyone to suck [2] [3] to another one also known by everyone to suck [4] (unfortunately the blog hostgator-sucks.com is now gone as it had many lulz).
[edit] The fieryangel v. David Shankbone
See also:The fieryangel and Musik Fabrik
The Wikipedia Review was pwned by the drama once again in 2008 when the notorious self-promoter and Wikipedia Pornographer David Shankbone showed his ugly muzzle on the board. The Fieryangel was outraged as he had been banned for spamming his business all over Wikipedia, while Shankbone had received many barnstars for uploading thousands of gay porn pictures with "by David Shankbone" in the file name. The Fieryangel had complained about Shankbone for months before David joined him at the WR, aside from bitching about Shankbone he also spouted such gems as:
| —Muzak Fagit Paul as the fieryangel |
After weeks of Shankbone and The Fieryangel crapflooding the Review with hundreds of childish insults, Shankbone finally cut to the chase and outed the FieryAngel as Musikfabrik, an account shared by pig bottom Paul and his boyfriend Jean-Faggy, owners of shit art company Musik Fabrik. Even Somey knew TFA was the Muzak Fagits - he said so in the WR's sooper seekrit forum, pointing out that the Muzak Fagits only used three IP addresses the entire time they had been on WR, one of which was 87.231.242.188, which is the IP address of Musik Fabrik in Lagny-Sur-Marne, France. This is the same IP address that showed up on The Lonely Conservative's SiteMeter at the same time TFA was posting about The Lonely Conservative's blog at WR. This is also the same IP that regularly shows up on Beastpaint and the anti-lulz ISuckOffDisabledChildren.com. Somey promptly gave David a ninety day unpaid vacation for the lulz. However for reasons best know to himself (most likely petty revenge), Jorge leaked screenshots of Review administrators releasing users private information. In a futile effort at damage control Somey deleted the sooper seekrit thread from April 12, but it was too late...
[edit] Wikipedia Review Anti-Lulz: SCANDAL SCANDAL SCANDAL!!! The Nazis Spy On Their Own Members!
God damn turns out them niggaz the Wikipedia Review is anti-lulz, maybe even worst than the bureaucratic fucks at TOW! Remember when Daniel Brandt fagged-out Newyorkbrad at zee Hivemind? Turnz out dat it wasn't Brandt going around looking at photos on New York fag firms for photoz of dat Fat Jew! It twas SOMEY!!!! Somey been spyin' something fierce on the freedom fighters of WR - keeping tracks of their IP addresses and sharing them wit duh wrong people... Now, I dun know bout all a Jew, but I'd be might damn pazizzled at the WikiNazi Review for fucking around with privacy. And dem top guys--Kato The Old Fucking Jap, Somey The Neo Nazi, Daniel "Fuck-Yo-Privacy" Brandt, Greg Hoser, Jorge the Arab Fag: THEY ALL BE SPYIN AND SHARIN!!!! WHAT DUH FUCK!?
*DANIEL BRANDT:If this leads to a fix on his real name, I'm willing to hold off on Hivemind for 30 days to obscure the source."
- SOMEY:"This is a promise, right? I'm thinking it should be more like 45 days, or else just quietly drop the whole thing - if something like this were to get out, we'd lose a substantial amount of credibility over the whole 'cyberstalking' issue. But you know that I, for one, trust you - Gawd help me for doing so. So yes: get him.
Now I sez: GOT DAMN!!! Themz some assholes - check out duh images to duh bottom - and see!!!!
SHIT IS ANTI-LULZ
 Daniel Brandt and Somey spying on Newyorkbrad - turns out Brandt didn't search law firm photos - nice for the big privacy ad-vo-hypocrate. |
 More Wikipedia Review Anti-Lulz Faggotry |
 And mo...got damn niggaz. |
 AND MO - SPYIN ON DEY OWN MEMBAHS! |
[edit] OMG CyberTerrorism!!!
Due to the Wikipedia Review running on software that was new when Windows 95 was considered the ne plus ultra of the computing world, the site was hacked by unknown and obviously skilled hacker in June 2008. On June 3rd, Internet terrorists were allowed to compromise the Review because the administrators hadn't updated their WordPress ever. Anyone visiting the site and unlucky enough to be using Internet Explorer enjoyed an attempted infection by an ActiveX downloader virus. Ironically, the people most distressed by the downtime were Wikipedia administrators apparently upset that they were no longer getting gossip about each other.
The second assault on June 23rd, was an old-fashioned DOS attack from Russia that put the Review over its monthly CPU usage limit, causing their host to pull the plug. Once again, the Review sailed off the Internet into oblivion. The leading suspects are either SlimVirgin, Raul654, or Blissyu2 ineptly trying to regain control of the forum he supposedly "owns."
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
[edit] Blissyu2 Speaks!
- Blissyu2's own story of Wikipedia Review
- Jonny Cache
- Igor Alexanderberg
- Qwerty
- Lir
- Oh Donny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
[edit] Blissy takes his case to teh wikipedos
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