Williz
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Williz, AKA Faggot Chan, is an obese faggot covered from head to toe in grease and zits. He is most famous for being the ultimate definition of BOTH a newfag AND an attention whore not only to 4chan, but to the entire internet! According to his own mother, he is a pedophile, and was well known in his neighborhood for frequently killing small animals. Threads he starts (or inserts himself into) on /b/ can guarantee about 300+ replies. 200 of which are against him, and 100 are either deliberately Williz with a picture posted, or Williz trying to impress the rest of the internet by responding positively to his own posts. His threads are embalmed with sage usually by the first reply, but always by the second. However, he uses a secure IP address and cannot be banned. For this reason, he is the self-proclaimed greatest troll on 4chan and/or 7chan. However, much of the internet tends to disagree, as he has taken trolling to a different level entirely. One which he willingly has people laugh at him and give death threats.
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[edit] Willchan
[edit] Justification
Some have speculated as to WHY Williz is subjecting himself to thousands of hateful comments and phone calls. Many agree it is simply because he likes the abuse. Some say it is a test of tolerance, though that likely constitutes him being a legal retard and not realizing what is actually being said. Some experts even say it is because he is desperately trying to find someone to love him, and this more-so constitutes him being a faggot as there are no girls on the internet, and certainly not on /b/. Most, however agree that Williz wants to be a meme. Nobody gives a shit.
[edit] A Closer Look
Williz clones pop up on /b/ regularly now, so it is important to know the difference! Two points to note:
- Williz typically posts, and always starts threads, with photos in ascending numbers. It is well above 1300.jpg. Not even kidding.
- Pay close attention to the timestamps. Williz always starts a thread with a up to date one at the bottom left corner of his hi-res lo-def camera photos. A pro hacker will account for both, but will probably end up with a failing thread in the long run anyway.
Like every camwhore and e-star, Williz managed to reveal everything about his person in a matter of days. One has to wonder what his personal life is actually like. He writes on MySpace about his failures at rugby and his inability to get laid or even touch a girl. Not entirely surprising. Desperation drives a lot of people to 4chan. More importantly:
- His real name is William Sale. More like William FAIL amirite?
- William has a MySpace
- William has a Vampire Freaks account. Persistent at this failure thing, huh?
- William on the World's Biggest Show & Tell! Obviously NOT an attention whore.
- William continues to show off his face.
- William fails massively at the gayest sport since rugby. LOL
- William also has a Bebo account
[edit] The Face To Hate
 Williz smiling trying to interpret what is happening around him. |
 Williz tends makes this face. Often for no reason at all. |
 Williz fails at cutting his wrists. |
 On his way to watch other people play rugby. |
 Hardcore. If only he weren't such a pussy faggot. DO IT PUSSY FAGGOT! |
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 Posting Williz' face is now a bannable offence. |
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 On the left Williz can be seen in drag. |
 Williz just loves Emo loli |
