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Psion Guild

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Psion Guild initiation rite by owner. Is it any wonder "Psion Guild" can be so easily mistaken for "Prison Guard?"

Winged Wolf, founder of the psionic guild, has major acne. Too bad psionic powers can't clean your face =[

Watch out, there's Psychics about!!!11

Pancake Bunny is unimpressed.

Have you ever longed to visit a forum which is the very epitome of fucktardedness? If so, welcome to the internets. For the rest of us, Psion Guild is yet another festering repository of complete retardation taking up valuable tubes of our beloved internets. Despite their abilities, the friendly people at the Psion Guild forum never foresaw the creation of this article.

1 History
2 The Forum of Fail
3 Psion Guild Users
4 Trolling
5 IRC
6 Lotto Numbers
7 Links

[edit] History

Ironically, just like its retarded users, the Psion Guild was created by accident. After failing at all things fact and science based, Rosie O'Donnell thought that it would be a good idea to get some help from the internets. Unfortunately, the tubes she sought could not be found, and therefore she instructed her friends to "create an intarweb forum for physics". Unfortunately, because her mouth was full of cookie dough, bacon, Tampax and babies, and because she is a fat fucking retard, her words were slightly misunderstood as "create an intarweb forum for psychics". Thus, like the rape-child of a farmer's daughter and an unruly nigger cotton picker, the Psion Guild was born.

[edit] The Forum of Fail

Billed as a forum for real-life psychics, Psion Guild really has to be seen to be believed. Between the debates on the morality of unleashing a 'psionic construct' on your enemies[1] and fabulous proofs of the realness of psychic powers[2], this hopeless waste of photons contains threads on pretty much any area of interest to the severely mentally ill, all written with the kind of intense, aspie earnestness of uncyclopedia.

more accurate picture of Wigned Wolf.

[edit] Psion Guild Users

The average psion guild members.

Unsurprisingly, Psion Guild is also a haven of furries, otherkin, and vampires, such as this grade-a faggot. Whether this is because otherkin are the sort of maladjusted fucks who believe in psychic powerz, or whether some universal law of 'ghey attracts ghey' is in effect, is something we will never care about.

Many of the Psion Guild users are retro-geeks who stumbled across it by accident whilst seeking out technical support for their early nineties palmtop computers. Unfortunately, they are then ensnared by the web of foretold deceit with the promise of a pair of crystal balls if they stay and listen to the amusing tales of the talented psychic moderators. Like urine in a pair of incontinent-draws, they are trapped forever.

Regardless of their psionic powers, Psion Guild users seem to be unable to summon away their ugliness, asperger's syndrome and acne. Some argue that it is because of their fucktardness. Winged Wolf is a good example of this phenomena.

Proof that psion guild users support fags[3]

[edit] Trolling

Trolling these failures is almost criminally easy. Just post a semi-coherent treatise 'proving' psychic powers are real, or a rambling schizophrenic discourse on your real-life powers, and pepper it with a few pseudo-scientific terms. Alternatively, just mock them. Either way, you'll get milk from these lol-cows.

Here's another example on how to troll these lol-cows.

[edit] IRC

Psion Guild's irc can be found at irc.psionics.net and is disguised as a roleplayer's network. That's right, not content with being seriously delusional otherkin fucknuts, they're also into dressing up as orcs and hitting each other with foam swords, or possibly throwing dice at one another. (Try for snake-eyes).

[edit] Lotto Numbers

The Psion Guild's website domain is funded entirely by revenue from Lotto games around the United States. This is possible because Psychics can see into the future. The California Powerball numbers for next week is 65 22 07 15 87 - 72.

[edit] Links

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