Wingweaver the Anunnaki
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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[edit] The Real Story
The saddest part about this "Asian Beauty" is that everything written below this section was written by none other than Wingweaver herself. This page was discovered and giggled at by other members of Paganism:1 and was a great source of lulz - there's little more pathetic than writing your own ED page (except maybe furries, people who think they're vampires, and son_of_art).
In truth, Wingweaver is a pathetic cosplayer who is obsessed with herself, her shitty life, and her pathetic attempts at fanfiction where she enacts her deep-seated desire to see boys kiss other boys (she is Japanese after all) in slash fiction involving Final Fantasy characters. From what we can determine, she uses her work as a masturbatory aide, printing it out and then stuffing it into varied orifices.
Obviously she's an attention whore, as this page she's written about herself can attest, but, like most chat room occupants, she's probably using a fake picture and is most likely fat, unemployed, and quite possibly retarded (and maybe even a man). Her time in chat is spent rambling on and on to no one in particular, throwing out links to her latest written abomination, and tossing out lines like "omgz i luv teh anal secks" to get people to pay attention to her. If she is truly Japanese, she's probably a retired bukkake girl.
Wingweaver, let me give you a bit of advice that years of working suicide hotlines has taught me - Kill yourself, you can't cure stupid.
[edit] The Asian Beauty
Beautiful, yes. Deadly? Hardly. Except to Fundamentalist Christians who bother her, then everybody watch out! Usually seen in Paganism:1, she is a force to be reckoned with. Also known to be extremely vain and sure of herself.
[edit] During an encounter with the beauty
Make sure you double check your grammar and spelling because this bitch is a Grammar Nazi. If she makes any mistakes, she'll correct herself, if anyone else makes a mistake, she corrects them, simple as that. Whatever you do, don't chat about sports or cars. She'll try in vain to change the subject. She also tends to go on about zombies a lot.
[edit] Her Obsession
When she's not being an attention whore and talking about herself she is chatting about zombies and the Final Fantasy series. She likes to promote her fanfiction every chance she gets. This chick seriously needs to be institutionalized for her obsession with Squall Leonheart, Zell Dincht and Seifer Almasy. She also talks about her stereotypical Nazi/Aussie Surferdude husband. Blonde hair and blue eyes kind of man. I'd hate to see what their Jap kids look like with their own blonde hair genetics taken from their Nazi father.
She also brags about having threesomes regularly and about how her husband is bisexual. She even goes on to say how she takes two cocks up her pussy every once in a while and how she's still tight. It's a miracle from Buddha. She also chats about her three kids, as if anyone gave a damn about those little brats. From what I've seen in this chatroom, she is twenty-two while her oldest son had just turned ten. Looks like she was a whore when she was a pre-teen. She claims her husband (then fifteen)seduced her ass when she was a naive little girl. That's what you get when you are so stupid you don't know what you are doing at that young an age.
Her obsessions don't stop there, oh no they don't. She also brags about being "A descendant of the Japanese sun goddess" and how that fact is stated in her family histories. Maybe this sun goddess is the reason her pussy retains its tightness. Blessings from the all powerful sun goddess! She also seems to be a feminist witch (pun intended). She will go on about how women are better than men and how much stronger women really are, not to mention smarter. This bitch had a kid at twelve years old according to her, how can she be smarter than a man?
