Winrar
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Winrar is an old outdated program made at least 100 years ago. Its main use is to keep porn from being seen by script kiddies' moms. You could just uninstall and reinstall it, since that's all you really need to do. Let it also be known that properly downloading most shit is impossible without the use of this program. Also, Winrar was writed a Russian.
Someone who wins. The polar opposite of fail.
Ways to be a Winrar
- WIN EPICALLY
- Delete System32.
- Prove that you're hardcore.
- Arrange a press conference on live television so you can blow your brains out with a .357 magnum.
- Fly two jetliners into the World Trade Center.
- Kill a disabled Air Force Veteran for the lulz.
- Wincest
- Rig elections with bogus voting machines.
- Get arrested right before you win the Grammys.
- Force a kitten to smoke crack.
- Lock your daughter in the basement for 20 years and periodically rape her.
- Slice a politician in half during a tl;dr speech.
- Press "Z" or "R" twice.
- Show everyone online that you did.
- Become An Hero.
- Fuck over 9000 virgins
- Put 666 at the beginning and end of your names to automatically get to level 100 on RuneScape.
- Get $6.1 million for sucking cock.
- Make sure everyone knows George Bush doesn't care about black people.
- Bring guns to school, shoot people, an hero
- BUY AN ED T-SHIRT NAO FAGGOT.
 Winrar IRL |
 Typical example of win. |
 Deleting System32 is win. |
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 Patchouli for WINRAWR! |
 This anon won. |
 WIN! |
See Also
- Luser
- List of ways to win at the internet
- A winner is you
- You Win the Prize
- Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
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Winrar is part of a series on Language & Communication |
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