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Winston Churchill
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Winston Churchill was some old guy with bad teeth who lived before the internets. He pwned Adolf Hitler and won World War II with Stalin while smoking Sigmund Freud.
Winston Churchill's status as a legend is cemented by the fact that he did the above pwning whilst drunk on whiskey and with mental health problems.
The common misconception of Hitler having only one testicle actually started when Churchill taped his bollocks together as a practical joke. This was thought to be one of the causes of the second world war.
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He possessed a cat before dying, and was run over by a truck four years after possessing the cat. His owner, though, brought him back to life by burying him in a pet cemetary, when he was killed by his owner by stabbing because he was unusual. Winston Churchill was also born in the toilet of a women's club, after his mom had sex for the lulz, and put off having an abortion for even more lulz.
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