Crapflood

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Crapflooding is a common (and wonderful) way to attack blogs or wikis. Literally, a crapflood is a veritable mudslide of feces. Similarly, on the Internets, a crapflood is a massive posting of thousands of garbage comments, usually containing pornography from the infamous Pain series, tubgirls, and goatses, along with some hateful text containing the word nigger, plus some randomized text in each post to stop the lamer security measure of filtering duplicate posts.

Crapfloods are best done using automation. Scripts are generally easy to write with good languages like Perl or Ruby, and with shitty languages like Python. It is possible, if tricky, to crapflood an imageboard with Dump-chan or the xChan Directory Dumper.

A Bantownian crapflood guru once said "crapflooding is not hacking. its more like going to a museum and then stuffing 180,503 comments in the comments box all saying ‘LOL POOPOO’. 180,503 is the 16,384th prime number."

[edit] IRL Crapflood

Hurricane Katrina was the most famous IRL crapflood. The atmospheric condensation combined with all the sewage, pollution, and niggers in Louisana caused diarrhea to fall from the sky, literally flooding New Orleans in slimy, watery fecal matter.

 NEW ORLEANS CRAP FLOOD!         \           \         =|=
       \              \     \ ______     \        =|= _/|\
 \             \             /      --\o/-_____=|=/|_/ \| \__/
         \           \      /  \o/     |     /    \|    |
\             \            /    |     / \   /      \    | \
_____\__________________\_/____/ \         /        \\__|_____
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcr|    ------_____/    ____  \crapcrap
crapcrapapcrapcrapcrapcrap|____           |   |_|_|  |crapcrap
crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcra-----______|___|_|_|__|crapcrap
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[edit] External Links

• Massive Crapflood of a Slashdot story by the GNAA.
• Literal Crapflood, closely related to the The Power 5