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Trolling IRL

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Trolling IRL, is, well, trolling IRL. It is harder than OL trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked, get raped, or otherwise assaulted. But if pulled off correctly, has potential for massive LULZ See: Andy Kaufman.

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1 List of Professional Old-Media and IRL Trolls
2 List of Ways to Troll IRL
3 OL2IRL conversion
4 Gallery of IRL trolling

[edit] List of Professional Old-Media and IRL Trolls

Jonathan Swift trolled Europe about a million years ago with his very serious book about eating babies.

Use this to troll world war II veterans.

Professional IRL troll at a feminazi rally.

[edit] List of Ways to Troll IRL

Beware, IRL trolling may result in being tazed.

Have a whites-only bathroom
Cut a giant swastika into a cornfield
Tape a fake bomb to your shirt. Wear it to the airport.
Find a tree. Call it "The white tree".
Go to some place with public computers (library, school, etc.) and set the homepage for all of them to last measure.
Kidnap a family's dog, kill it, and send its head back...giftwrapped!
Wear Ipod headphones attached to a shitty MP3 player and walk into the ghetto.
Get your retarded kid to say "sparkling wiggles" on camera. Get a job, sparkling wiggle!
Killing your allies in a war.
Place electronic signs featuring adult swim characters around Boston, and watch the city getting shut down due to a bomb scare.
Put AIDS in the pool, then close it.
Swim with deadly stingrays and dare them to sting you in the heart.
Wear blackface.
Give AIDS to your lover.
File frivolous lawsuits.
Join an anarchist black bloc
Join a sex cult and give them AIDS
Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
Wear Klan robes
Happy slapping
Paste rape support group fliers on the doors of Catholic churches.
Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrition-box information.
Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
Columbine
Look like this [5]
dress up as Hitler and go to a synagogue
Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party".
Do WTC.
Sing "Fuck The Police" while getting arrested.
Sharking.
Publish cartoons of Mohammad.
Hold a Holocaust cartoon contest.
Claim that you found the corpse of Jesus [6].
Dress up as Satan and go into a church [7].
Open a restaurant named Hitler's Cross.
Tell a Jew comedian he's UNFUNNY until he snaps.
Kidnap Jew soldiers.
Kill your wife and her lover, beat the murder rap in court, and write a book called "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened".
Move a bookstore's entire stock of bibles into the fiction section.
Force hundreds of prisoners to dance on camera for the amusement of Japanophiles.[8]
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
Have buttsecks with a girl and halfway trough, pull back her head by her hair and whisper into her ear, "I Have AIDS."
Make beeping noises when a fat person backs up.
Ask faggots if buttsecks hurts.
Announce a random person has just come out of the closet.
Go to Planned Parenthood and ask if they sell coathangers.
Wake Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons up at 5 AM on Sunday to ask if they've considered atheism.
Dance to music in your iPod at Deafness support groups.
Sell nickel bags of oregano to fat emo kids (Profit!!!)
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Ask people what gender they are.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Print out shock images and place them in places people can't reach.
Go to a feminazi rally and hold up a sign that says, "Make me a sandwich."
Killdozer.
Claim the pope was euthanized: "Intensive care specialist Dr. Lina Pavanelli has concluded that the ailing Pope's April 2 death was caused by what the Catholic Church itself would consider euthanasia."
Program a video game in order to specifically troll those who raped its prequel, then release details about it every weekday.
Don't flush.
Successfully use the word virgin as an insult against a 16 year old girl (bonus points if you deflorate her).

[edit] OL2IRL conversion

OL2IRL trolling is the process in which you start trolling someone IRL after an OL session. The primary reason for doing this is if you are banned from a person's journal or message board. There are many resources to aid in the conversion, including MySpace and Zabasearch.