Wolfegang Fox

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Like many furries, Wolfegang fox is a talented visionary young artist.
Like many furries, Wolfegang fox is a talented visionary young artist.

Wolfegang Fox is the 16 year old creator of a blog about the Furry Fandom and the Furry War. This is bad enough except this so-called documenter and vigilante also happens to be completely fucking insane. His motive behind the blog was to dispel myths about the furry fandom and instead has proved just why we need to wipe this scum off the face of the Earth.

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[edit] The Fur Himself

Like many blogs on the internet – furry or not – he BAAWWWS about event such as 9/11 and the persecution of Homosexuals.

He’s also a Nazifur.

He claims to study the Nazis (including 4 different books, several websites and at least one CD on WWII) because he wants to be a historian when he’s all grown up. A closer look at his blog however reveals his real intentions: he wants to genetically engineer himself to become part animal.


 
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My fellow furs, I am what I am, I want to thank the scientist for doing this to me, and for all of you haters out there I have a few things to say to you. You can not kill what you did not create, you can’t kill me I’m untouchable, as some of you can see I thought ahead, there are snipers all over the buildings, protecting me from assassins. Ever since I was 15 years old I had a dream, I was called many names and they said it was impossible but I kept my dream alive by asking these scientists to find a way to make me a furry, you may not know this but this is a huge victory for the fandom and a huge loss for the haters, my dream is reality finally after 7 years of waiting, writing, and drawing. Now I have an offer to all of the furs who want to become what I am please come forward, anyone who wants to stay the way we are that’s fine I’ll see you at the next convention and next press confurence. Thank you for your attention, goodnight.
 

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—As if fursuits weren’t enough.


[edit] Fursecution

Like all furries he claims that the idea that furries do nothing but yiff each other at cons and live in front of their computers is a lie. Wolfegang has a personal vendetta against Godhatesfurries.com as they repeatedly send him e-mails describing various things they’d like to do to him.

However recently it was claimed that Godhatesfurries.com was a joke set up by other furries:

[edit] A beautiful piece of Art . . . Destroyed

While even other furries laugh at this pathetic attempt at propaganda, Wolfegang weeps at the desecration of Fursecution Fox. He biggest beef with this vandalism is that the picture had been changed to depict Taurin Fox as a Nazi. Clearly Wolfegang has no concept of irony.

[edit] Video

This video was not make my Wolfegang fox but another user called 3Goats101. Another of the seldom-seen clan of deluded furries:


[edit] Blog Links

[edit] Oh Dear . . .

Somebody's found us.
Somebody's found us.

[edit] See Also


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