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Wordfilter

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____filters remove awful ____s such as fuck, shit, cunt and piss. Throughout time there has been much debate over which ____s are more offensive than others. The FCC exists soley to bitch and moan about which ____s are worse than others. One thing is certain: Noone cares.

____filters caused much lulz during The Great #ed AllAbout-SP Raid when common ____s were changed to funnier ____s like NIGGER and I LUV FAGGOTS.

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[edit] Websites that commonly use wordfilters:

(Defunct/obsolete wordfilters marked with a cross)

[edit] Something Awful

The SA forums only filter words for users that aren't logged in, for example:

  • Fucking > loving
  • Shit > poo poo
  • Fuck > gently caress
  • Rape > surprise sex
  • Shitting > making GBS threads
  • Damn > drat
  • Fucked > hosed

[edit] 4chan

  • nigger > hummus †
  • tom green = faggot †
  • femanon > cumdumpster
  • Air Force > Circus †
  • boyfriend > imaginary boyfriend †
  • corset > pokey mans †
  • dating > beating †
  • dickbutt > HITCHCOCK †
  • fucking > glomping †
  • government > Ringling Bros. †
  • guys > trannies †
  • love life > gay furry porn collection †
  • married > shat on †
  • marry > defecate on †
  • money > peanuts †
  • not > definitely †
  • partyvan > homovan †
  • stayed > stayed and †
  • two > over 9000
  • health > lions †
  • dental > tigers †
  • vision > bears (oh my!) †
  • Any post that ends in a period. > Any post that ends in a period IN AMERICA. †
  • Any post that ends without a period > Any post that ends without a period IN AMERICA! †
  • years > decades †
  • penis > Image:Penisfilter.png
  • vagina > Image:Vaginafilter.png
  • buttsex > Image:Buttfilter.png
  • ends > starts †
  • FBI > 4CHAN PARTYVAN †
  • moot > doug †
  • moot > MOOTLE †
  • mordor > A HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY
  • server > CHOKLIT RAIIIIIIIIIIN †
  • source > sauce
  • sup > soup †
  • sup > RON PAUL †
  • ZOMG > Zoomj †
  • ????? > ℳℴℯ †

[edit] Prospective Wordfilters

Sometimes, 4chan's anon actually gets together to suggest new wordfilters. Currently, the following prospective wordfilters are popular, all based on a Rocket Power theme

  • newfag > Squid
  • gaiafag/furfag > shoobie
  • fail > beef
  • EFG > EBG
  • cp > ancient Hawaiian secrets
  • 4chan > Ocean Shores
  • /b/ > secret spot
  • cancer > Fiji Flu
  • nigger > GLORIOUS BLACK MAN

This can result in horrifically mutilated sentences like this: "Fucking Squids spreading their Fiji Flu all over our secret spot. Chase them out with ancient Hawaiian secrets."

This is retarded crap, and you shouldn't listen to it, because it will get you nowhere.

[edit] 7chan

*4chan > NIGGERTITS

  • suck my dick > join me in a riveting game of checkers
  • suck my cock > join me in a riveting game of chess
  • faggot > spider expert
  • faggotry > Arachnology
  • god > Bob Ross
  • jesus > optimus
  • christ > prime
  • allah > megatron
  • wordfilter > cheesegrater
  • year > bridge
  • newfag > funny frank

7chan is dead. Good riddance.

[edit] 420chan

  • (blank response) > DICKS EVERYWHERE
  • 12chan > I AM A PEDOPHILE
  • 711chan > YOUR COCK CANNOT THRUST INTO MY ASSHOLE FAST ENOUGH
  • bong > cock
  • blunt > dick
  • 4chan/7chan/420chan > 4feem/7feem/420feem (inactive)
  • Habbo > Colette
  • WHEN I WAS > BAN ME PLEASE
  • faggot > chicken nugget

[edit] 711chan

  • (Blank response) > JEWS EVERYWHERE
  • Shit > Awesome †
  • winzy > SHITCOCKS
  • 7chan > SPICDICKS
  • nigger > SAVAGE NEGRO BEAST
  • black > BROWN SKIN †
  • penis > OCTOFUCKERPOTATOCANNON
  • wordfilter > fagger-upper
  • xenu > enkindler
  • Scientology > hanar
  • ANONIB > LOLCOCKS
  • Sage > Shut up sean
  • 315chan > Biggest fucking pile of shit ever
  • Rape > French Kiss
  • DICK BUTT > VAGINA TITS
  • Sage > Shut Up Sean
  • Juggalo > Image:711flashing bar.gif
  • Scientology > Enkindlers

[edit] Wordfilters that took over/Became memes

  • The word "noes" in the netspeak term "oh noes!" was wordfiltered in /b/ as "exploitable", so whenever someone used that term it would come out as "oh exploitable". This was eventually used as the generic term for the instant-meme image templates: oh exploitable.


Wordfilter is part of a series on Language & Communication.

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