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World's Ugliest Dog

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The definition of Coyote Ugly: chewing off your own leg to get away from yourself.

This is sam. He's been dubbed 'The World's Ugliest Dog' Three times in a row. Sam is some kind of Chinger breed of dog, is blind and is also fucking ugly. Of course, there are a few things that come close to the ugliness of Sam, like Juliana Wetmore, but there are still far worse things on the internet. Sam is also the ultimate manifestation of Dog Curtains©. Too bad he's dead, 'cause we could've killed him with fire.

NB: There is no such thing as an ugly kitteh.

1 The Pet Himself
2 Gallery
- 2.1 Other Possible Candidates
3 Video
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[edit] The Pet Himself

Some argue Sam was a purebreed (srsly) Chinese Crested hairless dog. Others know he was the combined product of AIDS-infected Furry Mpreg. Sam was originally considered unadoptable by animal shelters because he was not only ugly but also vicious, probably as a result of looking like he'd been dragged behind a car for 30 miles like a nigger.

Sam's incredible ugliest earned him a celebrity lifestyle - riding in limos, eating gourmet food and even meeting Donald Trump. Such news should come as a huge disappointment to furries because no matter how much they try and make themselves look cute and sexy, this hideous little mutt was more popular and loved than they could ever be.

In 2006, Sam passed away aged 15. This came as a great shock to all who knew him, since he looked like he'd been dead for a long, long time.

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Another image of the adorable pup chewing his own foot off.			Sam (the one on the right) with his bitch.
Internet Diseased?

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The new "World's Ugliest Dog" Champion	Runner-up bitch		Not even pedobear could get it up.
A cat is fine too		Yes, they all appear to be the same breed.	Well it's not human, that's for fucking sure.