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Wutchan

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—<ProtoBorg>, Wutchan IRC

Current Wutchan home-page
Current Wutchan home-page

Wutchan is a chan that was created in April of 2008. It was started by the admin LOLWUT for two reasons. The first was for LOLWUT TV, a televised mogulus channel operated by a handful of the mods and admins at wutchan. LOLWUT TV is fucking gay in nature, and will rub your small penis from time to time. The second reason wutchan was created for was to establish a chan unaffected by the cancer killing 4chan, 7chan, and many other chans. In this wutchan has failed horribly. The real reason was to make jewgolds spamming the wutchan link on various sites.

Standard wutchan reaction when people ask them to stop spamming.
Standard wutchan reaction when people ask them to stop spamming.


As such, wutchan has received a steady flow of traffic from fags all over the internet, mostly from 4chan. The chan itself contains 22 boards (all gay), and the mogulus player (which only works half of the time, LOLWUT TV, embedded on another page alongside a jIRC client. Frequent lurkers of LOLWUT TV will tend to find themselves shitting brix and pissing themselves (at high levels of fail, and may find their speakers blown from time to time. Infrequent wut.tv users are likley users of a *chan that wut.tv spams its link to on occasion, especily 4chan.

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Mod Drama

Last thursday a bunch of mods got banned for doing stupid shit. The former mod "Durr hurr" ran off with the owner's ex girlfriend, causing lulz and much rage. More recently a modfag (and scifag) by the name of Anonyless was banned (along with his girlfriend) from the site for their own personal drama.

Gay Porn Drama

Some faggot named Ian Grant under the nick NIGGULUS tried trolling the mods and ops of wutchan, and tried creating a mogulus channel by stealing all of wutchans content. The staff of wutchan found his information on a skype account he had left open and immediately counter-trolled the fuck out of him.

LOLWUT TV
LOLWUT TV

A few other chans have tried to copy LOLWUT TV, and a few have actually embedded LOLWUT TV on their own chan. The best example of this is 78chans /lolwut/ board, which has LOLWUT TV embedded in the first stickied thread. The staff of 78chan had not notified any of the staff from wutchan, and feelings of rage between the two chans arose amongst the users of both. The /lolwut/ board on 78chan has remained locked since then.

Wutchan has an irc channel on irc.chatnets.net @ #wutchan

SEEBORG

SEEBORG is the mentally retarded adoptive son-come-mascot of #wutchan. Despite being a bot, he is too clever for his own good. Seeborg knows approximately X words with X contexts, including but not limited to the Bible, the entire English dictionary and a Kingdom Hearts slash fiction. His occasional epic Biblical rants have lead some to believe that Seeborg may be a prophet of some kind, but in reality he is more of a budding robot overlord, which we for one welcome.

SEEBORG always troll newfags.

Last Thursday, Seeborg went through an upgrade, and thus was born Protoborg.


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