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X-Warlock

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He looks like a rapist...
He looks like a rapist...
...but wishes he was a strutting metrosexual robot.
...but wishes he was a strutting metrosexual robot.

X-Warlock is a Transfan and a former admin at the Allspark.

In his own words:

X-Warlock is the Destroyer; He is coming.

  • Since he spends all day masturbating to robot porn, this statement has a 90% chance of being accurate at any given time.

X-Warlock is perfectly comfortable saying the word "Vagina" out loud.

  • Some day, he hopes to find out what it means.

X-Warlock has dated the entire female cast of Baywatch

  • False, though since their breasts are all artifical, he can rationalise them as being robots (see first point).

X-Warlock was the one who let the dogs out.

  • He was feeling 'frisky'.

X-Warlock drinks the blood of Virgins with a slight hint of Paprika.

  • He's got a menstrual fetish

X-Warlock Is in fact Luke Skywalker's Father.

  • So very, very sad

The only force powerful enough to destroy X-Warlock is X-Warlock. The resulting explosion would destroy every particle in the universe, but it doesn't matter, as no conscious entity would want to exist in a universe without X-Warlock anyway.

  • This needs no further comment.


Clearly, he's a total loser. And "X-Warlock" is still the gayest screen name ever.


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