The X-Files

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This page contains spoilers — Important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT
... so with the colonists using black oil, original inhabitants worked with the syndicate to make a hybrid, but the syndicate was really working on a vaccine against the colonists, cause they were just gonna infect everyone and then poop out new gray aliens, then the syndicate gets a vaccine against the black oil from Russians and then the rebels incinerate everyone in the syndicate except for the smoking man, and then a new syndicate shows up made up of super soldiers who just want to shit all over everything for no adequately explored reason, kill the smoking man, and as of the finale are still hunting down Mulder and Scully!!!1

THERE YOU GO, I JUST SAVED YOU 150 HOURS

[edit] X-Files Fan Fiction

While not the worst fan fiction on the net, X-Files fics in general are composed entirely of totally unbelievable plot lines, uncharacteristic dialog and same-sex pairings that will leave the average X-files reaching for the brain bleach.

For example, in one fic, Agent Mulder is repeatedly orally and anally raped by CGB Spender, aka the SUPER-SKARRY!1 Smoking Man in exchange for getting to buttfuck Agent Kryceck. The phrase LOL WUT does not do this abortion of literary fiction nearly enough justice.

[edit] See also

MONGO

[edit] Lord of the Files

Agent Scully accidentally gets all her clothes ripped off again in another saucy episode of the X-Files.

A scene from Showtime's Californication.

The X-Files movie.

Scully gets an anal probe.

From the FBI Photoshop Instruction Manual

The insatiable three-armed Scully and her bitch, Mulder, relax with Frasier Crane.

The A-files
An album by Alvin and the Chipmunks

The B-files
Karissa’s blog

The C-files
Mexicans for Science and Reason

The D-Files
English Nerd training site

The E-Files
Your cash dollars funds the Governator

The F-Files
A bearded collie called Fergus

The G-Files
Gillian Anderson fansite.

The G-Files
Anti-God files

The H-Files
The FBI and L. Ron Hubbard

The I-Files
True Reports of Unexplained Phenomena in Illinois

The J-Files
Fuck knows. Something to do with ETA, the Basque Terrorists.

The K-Files
A list of files starting with ”.K”. Like “.kmz”, the compressed keyhole markup language.

The L-Files
“A clever Greek parody of the X-files.”

The M-Files
Finnish document management system

The N-Files
Roger Poehlmann is a member of the “San Fransisco” Church of Christ

The O-Files
Was Michael Rockefeller eaten by cannibals?

The OC Files
Fox’s OC fansite

The P-Files
“Comic” starring “Dr. Plokta”

The PI-Files
“Day to day life of Polly the P.I.”

The Q-Files
Not sure. Some nutball in Indiana who’s a DJ on streaming radio.

R-file
A spatial access method which divides space into a hierarchically of nested boxes. Objects are indexed in the lowest cell which completely contains them.

The S-Files
Simpsons fan page that is strangely devoid of content

The Sex Files
A flash pron game

Sex Files: Alien Erotica (1998)
A rom-com

The Sex Files
A show about Canadians having sex

The T-Files
An X-Files photostrip starring plastic Muldur and Scully dolls

The U-Files
Darren Uscianowski’s column about the Mets baseball team. Interesting.

The V-Files
Absolutely no clue. Something to do with vore in Vegas?

The W-Files
An archive of Wisconsin paranormal activity

The X-Files
A meme.

The Y-Files
The blog of Cathy Young, ”freelance journalist”

The Z-Files
The Zogby Monthly Omnibus Polls. Unfunny.

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