X is not your personal army
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
In the era of web 2.0, many netizens get impression that they have the power, at any given time, to create their own movement -- blind to the fact that community they represent is essentially controlled by a group of executives geared on exploiting them, lol. So next time you make a thread, remember, X is not your personal army, and you probably have a serious case of unwarranted self-importance.
X can be
- Anonymous
- b
- 4chan
- 7chan
- 420chan
- MoL
- ED
- SA
- Digg
- YouTube
- God
- Your Mom
- Chuck Norris
- The United States Army
- The United States Justice System
- America's gay community
- People who make Youtube Poop
Contradiction? In my ED? Yes.
While it is quite easy to make smaller, failfag sites into your personal army, there is only one way it can really work. Similarly, there is only one way it should be done, and luckily, it is the same way. It's quite easy, really...
- First, find a failfag site with a very strong viewpoint. Any extreme left/right politics site, furfags, religions, etc.
- Go on that site, and troll epically by stating views that are the opposite to theirs. Ensure major pissed-offness, not just for major lulz, but also so the next stage of the plan works.
- Blame a similarly failfag site with the opposite viewpoint. Having been invaded themselves, the invadees will doubtlessly respond in kind.
- ????
- Profit!
It is written, whosoever shall cause some dweeby site like DeviantART to invade some other dweeby site like...uh...DeviantART shall win the internets.
See also
- Alex Wuori
- Arran Kirkup
- Ernest Peters
- In before X
- Mrfetch
- Olivia Parson
- Shane Brown
- X? in my Y?
- X Y is X
- Where is your X now?
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