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Image:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
This page may be subject to Xadaj17´s and his goon´s noob vandalism. Feel free to revert and spam their dA!
This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!




This is suppose to be him
This is suppose to be him
Xadaj17 is yet another person who blurs the line between fantasy and reality, in this case it's Final Fantasy 7. A great amount of his persona seems to be embedded from the fictional character Kadaj, a bishounen, from the Final Fantasy universe. A master puppeteer, he has created several accounts under his control to make it look like he has a family consisting of Yazoo and Loz, other emo bishounens.

Xadaj, goes by Kenzo Kei Kenneth Silverowski or Kenzo Jr Kenneth Suzuki or Kenneth "Touya" Silverowski and Eliskuya, and is fond of using numbers after whatever unoriginal name he happens to think up. To elude to the mystery that is his other self, he misleads people into thinking that he is from Canada, the USA, or the UK. But of course like an obsessed weeaboo he puts down Tokyo, Japan as his place of residence.

Yazoo and Loz are inside of him!
Yazoo and Loz are inside of him!

Suffering from a case of unwarranted self-importance, Xadaj has certain rules on how one should speak with him, around him, to his friends and their relatives. Unlike the confines of his mind, IRL one cannot easily take back things said already, so he has a habit of deleting his journals quickly after he realizes his lies came out wrong.

Xadaj's fetish.
Xadaj's fetish.

What does he like? Girls, with glasses, short hair, slanted eyes, and those willing share their stories about their shit and piss.

Xadaj's rules.
Xadaj's rules.

When Xadaj17 comments he often acts as if he is Kadaj, or Xadaj as he calls himself. Sometimes, when the typical insanity is getting stale he'll switch personalities and become "L" from Death Note. It isn't clear why he left his original account but it's probably because everyone called him a douche bag.

Deviantart information
Deviantart information
Information on himself changed, same guy though
Information on himself changed, same guy though


Contents

[edit] Inspection of Xadaj

 
 
my Height is 5'10 and my Weight is 130. yeah I am a short bug and I was also born around October 17. and I have an scar over my cheek givening by my friend Eliskuya and I have an robot hand can shoot alot of things, and my hair is very long..and hot for."
 

 

—Xadaj17´s signature

Take note that he was born around October 17, was scarred by his friend and has a robot hand. His hair has the hots for something??

His name is based closely the name Kadaj, a character from Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, a film that was made explicitly to confuses you more than you were after the game. Kadaj or fag, as he known in film connoisseur circles is one of the three hawt, emo, brothers who spend their free time poisoning children and attacking people in forests and cities. They are clones and/or children of major bishie Sephiroth. Eventually Kadaj, evolves into Sephiroth.

What is even stranger is that Spardeth and Xadaj17 changes their info´s at the same time ,when Xadaj had roman numbers as age Spardeth had the same. They spam each others pages with a few minutes between. It´s starting to smell like Xadaj is Spardeth´s sockpuppet. We shall never know..

Xadaj17 is so patethic he inspired rapper99j to go creates accounts to edit this article to make Xadaj17 sound better but fails every time he tries.

[edit] Other characters Xadaj pretends to be

 
 
Who says I'm your buddy? I ain't and will never be your buddy with that kind of attitude bringing a stupid RP. When are you going to grow up anyway? I bet your parents would have the same attitude as you when they were just children. No, don't tell me "Jenova" is your mother and "Loz" and "Yazoo" are your brothers. Those are all fantasies and you're not part of it. Get real man....this is reality.

If you still think Loz, Yazoo and Jenova are your families, then you're immature and stupid. I'm not joking man. I'm telling the truth."
 


 

— Comment to xadaj17 from Zudin401

[edit] Sad truth about Xadaj

He is insane!!
He is insane!!
He is insane!!
He is insane!!

The tragic tale about Xadaj, is that he his nothing but your average weeaboo who should have been aborted, he is friendless only being e-pals with other Kadaj fans. His skills gotten by leveling up as an attention whore include:

  • Creating multiple accounts on dA and MySpace saying they are his brothers, sisters or friends.
  • Will only talk to you if you are one of his inner voices.
  • Some say he made all those accounts to RP (Roleplay). (Lies)
  • Lives in his mother's basement molesting a Kadaj plushie, jerking off to girls taking a dump.
  • Spells like a blind donkey.
  • His Deviantart webcam picture shows his different personalities.
  • His taste of movies, animes, music and characters changes rapidly.
  • Is an arttheif that claims he made art but he can´t even draw a stickfigure, proof below in gallery.
  • Inspires people to create multiplied ED accounts trying to remove this article, epic fail each time.
  • Trying to add other people´s names to create lulz about them, fails again.


Kenneth18 has denied being Xadaj17, despite both being obsessed with Kadaj, sharing similar naming styles, the same E-mail address and admitting to it.

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[edit] What happens if you comment him?

Well, make damn sure it doesn't offend him, if it does he will either block you or flame you and then hide the comment. Being thorough he will make sure to block all your friends as well. If you're polite to him, he will probably be rude to you, and then hide the comment.

Comment attack! Is he not nice.."

What 70% of Deviantart faces when they enter his page, just say hello and it´s done. Image:YEAAAAHBLOCKEDBYHIM.jpg


 
 
like I give a monkey's uncle butt. asking someone asking...me that but I only tell my friends. and they care about me like as a brother. and I care about them as my brother and sister and you are not one of them."
 

 

—Xadaj, practicing engrish

 
 
"Mikami Teru,Lelouch Lamperouge and Byakuya Kuchiki's inner evil sides"."
 

 

—How Xadaj would describe himself


Protips for speaking with Xadaj.

  • You can never call him or Kadaj emo.
  • You can never ask why he does not have any images.
  • Don't just say hello to him on his frontpage. He will hide it.
  • Do not ask why his username is similar to Kadaj, it's from his own mind.
  • Do not be of the opinion that Final Fantasy 7 sucks, instant block of his page.
  • Just be wary, period. Unless you are his mystical brothers or sisters. (Which in all likeliness is himself.)
  • Be friend of the people he blocked, be friends of the friends and you are blocked.

Xadaj fancies himself a journalist but fails to tackle the complexities of homonyms. Meaning he fails to even spell a simple word like "cat" right.

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[edit] THE LULZ


Xadaj as the faggot he is tries so hard to create lulz drama to make people attack his haters instead of him. But he fails in a epic way it´s almost funny. He created multiplied accounts on ED, all got banned and he got butthurt 100 times over, his friends helps by also creating accounts.
Here are some off the wannabe-trolls that comes into Ed trying to do justice for the falsely blamed Xadaj.


Because all they wanna say is: Leave Xadaj alone he is not a emo with MPD so shut up!!! This message is to Xadaj and Rapper99j:

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?







List of ED names made by Xadaj and his friends

  • Bigmacburger2
  • Mexicanburger ( add numbers here)
  • Whatthehelllulz
  • Lulzareassholes
  • Mexicanburgerlovesrapinglulzintheass
  • EDSUCKS4
  • Sasuxnaru42
  • Asianchick12
  • ANNA
  • ANNA2
  • More to come




The ANNA letter


With fame come pain. Of course the article spawned a lot of lulz that has so much hate and so few to let it out on. And some funny ANONS (lulz) made a email account and created the ANNA letter. Anna uses this email account : bambamkuzi@hotmail.com that later Rapper "hacked" to stop the drama but noticed he keept getting emails from it!


Hello dear - ADD USERNAME THAT LIKES XADAJ17-

I have been seeing you´re page, and how you draw, it´s very nice. But before you start becoming Kennth18´s friend you should know what a sick psycho he is.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Xadaj17

As shown here, truth has been shown, with evidence. This man harasses and attacks members on Deviantart because they are not his "family", meaning characters from video-games or anime shows. BEFORE HE pulls you into his hell-hole walk away and stop talking to him.

We have listed you on dramatica, because if you support him, live with being burnt by his psycho flame, and live with being a target.


sign Anon

Thank you Anna for this lovely letter, and some of the answers is in the gallery below.


[edit] His dumbass-fans / friends

It exist people that actually supports this guy, to the death! More to be added with a lot of DESU Also these friends will make an attack against ED soon. We are waiting. And they did, the treat it that they will make an article about anybody or everybody who wrote on this piece. One word to them is Shutting The Fuck Up please!

  • liliy She loves xadaj17 and believes any shit he tells her. Avoids him.
  • amethyst-cat OMFG she is batshit insane, and will sue us for adding her "name" . Love hurts you know. And now she tries to act as she never heard of Xadaj.
  • devilgirl112 Longcat´s girlfriend , will beam us in pieces soon.
  • Punk-moo She aboneded her Deviantart because of Trolls and because she stole art .
  • spardeth His emo "sister" that adds crappy fanart pictures and licks Xadaj´s ass clean.
  • rapper99j Seem to be his IRL friend. And do not F*ck with Xadaj, it´s his homie yo yo! And a wannabe hacker whom every attempt to edit this page has ended in epic failure.
  • Wiseman9 Wannabe-hacker that created ED accounts trying to edit everything so it will make Xadaj sound better and keeps getting banned. One of Xadaj´s goons that fails each time , goes under username Mexicanbuger (add number here). It´s also Rapper99j
  • darkcloud4 (rapper99j's alt) Well I told you this guy would not give up.

Below is also a gallery of his supporters, yes they are stupid.

[edit] Rapper99j aka troll-master

The aftermath of the drama
The aftermath of the drama
Rapper99j in full action
Rapper99j in full action
What the hell.., lol
What the hell.., lol
Close up, and again LOL!
Close up, and again LOL!
Rapper, do you ever learn?
Rapper, do you ever learn?


Once upon time it was a failure to lulz his name was rapper99j., he tried to start flame wars against ED and all that liked to read it. But he failed oh he failed and got butthurt so bad that instead of 10 comments per week he gained 100 per day. This drama was so funny many joined to tell this guy what they think. He has also turned to a copy&paste machine instead of making answers he copy pastes the same phrase over and over again. Because he is not very smart.

 
 
"Hi!you may have been wondering where I have been. I have been way too busy lately to deal with encyclopedia dramatica which is a lame bullsh!t site. But don't you worry, there are more that will take my place. Have a nice day."
 

 

— Rapper99j´s copy and paste answer


But more to come, Rapper is not smart enough to understand that war against ED is just stupid and that nobody supports / care about his acts or protests against ED. Xadaj17 became more inactive when Rapper became more active. Odd or just a random act of the universe? No many have shown proof that this retard is the same as retard Xadaj17. But who knows Rapper might just be Xadaj´s brother (shivers). He also reviewed this article in a screenshot, drawing on the screenshot in shitty ms paint because Rapper is poor and can´t afford much more. The screenshot is even more lulz then anything els this moron did! By looking at his screenshot we learned some stuff about Rapper. He tries over and over again to pretend to be an adult, but he does not get that adults does not waste their time on shit like this, here is what he is :

  • He uses Norton anti virus and therefor can´t get hacked ( see the humor in it?).
  • He uses AOL, msn for noobs.
  • His mother let´s him use the computer in the afternoon. Because he does not have a own one.
  • Is a full-blooming racist.
  • He is a untalented moron that can´t draw, he has very few irl or internet friends.
  • Thinks he is an badass.
  • Thinks he is a genius with a bulletproof masterplan. (fail)
  • Tries to pretend that he an adult , but adults does not waste time on bullshit like this.
  • Thinks he is 20+ in guy, but is irl only 12.
  • Hates ED! Hates you!
  • Cries at night because everybody hates him.
  • Master in action!
  • Can´t handle drama, flee like the rat he is!
  • Tells everybody he is not friend to Xadaj17. (Even that it goes against the logic that he defends Xadaj)


He tried rounding up a list of deviants who support ED, which, as you can see, did FAIL. He hurried to Delete fucking everything before anybody saw it, but he is getting butthurt over and over again. Rapper is trying so hard to turn all the attention away from his friend XADAJ17, while Xadaj oddly tries to stay cool and hide comments and acts as Xadaj always does..

Being the badass he is , Rapper tried to sound like this drama and flaming does not scare him and that he is not going away. Of course we do not want him to go away, who shall we spam with meaningless shit? But as all trolls-to-be Rapper lacks the real energy to become one. What makes it so funny is that he thinks all lulz that attack him is one person only!! Yes it has to be Myou-kun which spams, and attacks poor Xadaj and poor Rapper! With the IQ of 15 they could not quite figure out who it is that keeps updating the article. Because after all Rapper99j is a worse Drama whore attention whore then Xadaj, Also tries to edit this part of the article once per week, because it´s so untrue according to him. He keeps writting: I am an adult and I have my own house and I am not friend with Xadaj!!!. Yeah adults like I said waste time on shit like this? Only adults that is fucked up in the head or small kids trying to pretend to be adults. More of his drama posted in the Supporter gallery below.

Stuff Rapper99j is not, or does not follow.



List of people Rapper hates
If you want to see where he aims his drama and flame wars against, follow these people. 2 of these people have a army of fan girls that would crush him, guess which one.

  • Myou-kun aka Lulz-master Was his first target because somebody said Myou updates it, Rapper follows anything anybody says, blindly. It does seem as he admits to being graindrop, banned from ED. After that he never returned to Dramatica to make any new articles. He prefers to troll everybody who enters his page instead making noobs cry over how pathetic trolls they are. Rapper gave up on trolling this guy because he does not give a damn what anybody thinks.


  • Tooku-mori A Japanese girl that by mistake defended herself against Xadaj´s rain of hatred in crappy engrish.


  • Aqullion This girl has a deep grudge against xadaj and has to be the creator of the article. Aqullion is so awesome that she should have an article herself for the lulz and drama she started.


  • Chi-haru A friend to Tooku that took a wild shoot against Xadaj and it became some of the material to this article.





[edit] The Xadaj17 song

Oh yes, can´t get better then this! KAWAII DESU!


Song created by the ED singers, Does not sing great but the lyrics make it still good.

IM IN UR GALLERY ADDING PIX
Add pixplzkthnx to Xadaj17
Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.
Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix.

[edit] Gallery

See him be a prick against people screenprint like maniac, he will either hide the comment or delete the journal! See one of his WTF journals, screenprint that to and add here! Also at his friend going nuts over this page


Gallery of Xadaj17



Gallery of Xadaj17´s supporters





[edit] External Links

It would take weeks to list every myspace, Deviantart and email account he owns and uses. This guy does not have much of a life. </gallery>}}

Nice try to remove it Xadaj
Kadaj26@aol.com - His email
- Kadaj26 - His AIM.



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