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Not shown is passengers becoming an hero's rather then go to France.

[edit] XL Flights, Pwned.

Some time ago, there was a travel company named XL which functioned out of Great Britain. On 9/11/2008, it went Bankrupt, and many Lulz insued. The BBC jumped at the chance to film miserable brits.

Some of the passangers collectively shat bricks when the pilot told them (ON 9/11) that "Due to unforseen circumstances, we cannot enter british airspace at this time", while the hostesses were Crying about losing their jobs. The passengers assumed, thanks to the constant efforts of the Jews to make everybody fear muslims, that 9/11 had happened again. Which it had, but nobody got bombed this year, therefore this qualifies as Almost 9/11 The lollercoaster hit its high point when the tourists were forced to pay for their tickets (Again) and take massive tours around the world lasting several hours longer than expected, before landing in France. Because the Air Gestapo decided they weren't done making tourists suffer.

Cap that off, with the Totally coincidental burning of the eurotunnel a few nights before, and the tourists are stuck in france for at least 100 years until its fixed.

[edit] How to pwn your own tourists

Step 1. Set up a travel company.

Step 2. Get up some credibility so until 63,000 are using your services one day.

Step 3. Embezzle shitloads of money and bankrupt the company while those people are abroad.

Step 4. Cry lots about how the company is shutting down.

Step 5. ????

Step 6. PROFIT!

[edit] China did it

China did it, they purposefully bankrupted the company to bring everyones attention off their epic fail of an paralympic game. (They weren't crippled before the games came to china...) This is just the latest in China's reaction to the trolling it received in france from the free tibet newfags. Their plan was to fill france full of englishmen to piss both the english and the french off at once.