XxPrincessPunkxx

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A true Punk Princess. Note the pink scooter.

XxPrincessPunkxX, (IRL name Jennifer Da Costa) commonly known as "Emo Chin of Toronto", is a self-proclaimed spokesperson for the "Emo Movement" who has dead friends. Although her name is XxPrincessPunkxx she doesn't listen to punk music at all and is obviously very scene and listens to Fall Out Boy as she drives her Volkswagen Beetle. She is very clearly an emo fag poser, and in no way should she be taken seriously. PrincessPunk (or Emo Chin) is a loli, emo, camwhore and the subject of countless lulz, resulting from her response to Fox News' [(Video has been taken down)] of the emo culture. Her "response" video attacked punkers and other emofag haters, claiming she would box the shit out of them.

The Drama Begins

XxPrincessPunkxx spent hours carefully posing for this Facebook profile pic.

Video Summary

Like any good lolcow, she included a drama-ridden and completely incoherent rant about how she stood at the forefront of a "movement" of emo kids, who are just like oppressed minorities. Sadly, she did not compare any of those oppressing her movement to Hitler or his Nazis, which would have, and should have been the crux of her epic rant. However, Godwin's Law tells us that the probability of this is approaching one as you read this.

The video was originally linked into the /b/ message board at 4chan. Within two hours, the comments on the video had exceeded the views by a 3:1 ratio. As the mourning wore on, several video responses were posted. One of which was by YouTuber Neokun127, who was verbally attacking Emo Chin. Neokun127 would eventually go on to defend Emo Chin.

The Legendary Video (Mirrored)

XxPunkPrincessxx gets pwned (prank calls to her cell)

“	I've had fucking shit happen in my life. I've had three of my frickin' friends pass away on me. Comitting suicide.	„
—XxPrincessPunkxX, I would kill myself too if I were one of your friends.

“	Why are you hating on something that's probably going to be bigger than what you are now?	„
—XxPrincessPunkxX, assuming everyone is part of an inferior clique.

“	What the hell...World...that's like killing gay people because they're gay...killing black people because they're black...killing an Arabian child because they're Arabian	„
—XxPrincessPunkxX, Missing the point that fags, nigras and sand nigras don't choose to be social outcasts, Emo kids do.

Q. What do you tell an emo girl with two black eyes (presumably after "turning her fucking head like Jesus")
A. Nothing you haven't already told her twice!

Response from /b/

As the story goes, Emo Chin joined a Blindmute Loli AIM chat to whore her video and wrath was administered by the heavy hand of Anon.

She never entered Blindmute Loli, as she doesn't have an AIM account. Her video was randomly linked into 4chan's /b/ by a dark twist of fate, and hilarity ensued. Eventually, Emo Chin's personal data was leaked onto the intarbutts, and she began to receive countless prank phone calls and emails.

Emo Chin was on Suicide Watch and had threatened to overdose on medications including heart medication. She had been hyperventilating over the phone. Eventually, Neokun127 recorded a video where Emo Chin spoke through his speaker phone and posted it on YouTube. This was the turning point, and Neokun127 became a target of /b/'s wrath along with Emo Chin for the rest of the evening.

Recorded Prank Calls

Goodnight Sweet Princess

As of 7/17/07 XxPrincessPunkxx has deleted ALL of her YouTube videos. Her "goodbye" video says it all.

"I'm done... I'm finished... but you know what... I'm not... I'm not done, well I'm DONE but I'm not done yet - y'know?"

:'( GOODBYE YOUTUBE :'(

Note the recurring emo hair flip ... she's had the SAME NUMBER SINCE GRADE SEVEN, SO THANKS!

What does this mean for 4Chan?? Win!

What kind of win, you say??? Oh, I dunno, maybe "Whatever this shit is about Mudkip, Ok, and, Raining chocolate? Whatever."

"Real soon's my birthday, and I'll be 'sweet sixteen'! More like SOUR sixteen, all those pictures all over the internet..."

And the accompanying video description (Spelling preserved for posterity):

    This is to all the 4chan.org ppl i'm not gonna cuss
    i'mnot gonna yell and i'm not gonna take it
    athousand comments come up and many phone
    calls. i'm awoken in shock and hyperventalate. Heart conditions get worse.
    and all i wanted was to get reconized for the meaning of this video
    and not the brutality of it. so. i'm done.

Yes, it's cruel.

Notable Quotes

Y'all are just getting all mad because we are starting to be something that you can never be.
It is a giant movement."
Note: contrary to XxPrincessPunkxX's statement, anyone can be an emo kid by getting a bad haircut and buying clothes at Hot Topic.

"The only reason why you hate us is because you're afraid and you can't raise your voice up to what we have done."
Note: There are millions ofpeople right now laughing at this statement

"A kid is emotionally hardcore because things have happened in their life -- all that fucking shit happened in my life. I've had three of my frickin friends pass away on me --committing suicide."

"You have the power to change what you are -- you have the power to believe in something more-- you -- you! -- your own hands -- yourself -- you have the power to make something of your life."

"We will fucking tell you, straight up: WE ARE UPSET! WE DO NOT LIKE OUR SOCIETY! WE WANT SHIT CHANGED! NAO!"

"My mascara's probably running-- I don't care"

"Hit me once! I will turn my face like Jesus did. But if you hit me twice because I am something that you ain't... I will box the fucking shit out of you!"

"I've got a lot of gangster friends, and I'm pretty much a straight-up G to them!"

"As for the scene and emo kid movement, just let it be, because we are getting stronger."

"For one day of my life, I want to see an emo kid and a gangster shake hands."

"All of this labeling...It's kind of like...Labelism!"

Almost every second of her drama llama videos is stunningly lulzy and epically pathetic. Every line is powerful, utilizing both wit and rhetoric, completely sensible, and moving coherently towards an eventual point.

Present Activity

Last Thursday a Facebook group created by her was discovered in which she called her peers to unite against Anonymous. She also claims that Anon had something to do with Mitchell Henderson's demise. It was consecutively spammed by Anon and soon to be abandoned by her, enabling Anonymous to take over. View it here. UPDATE: The group has now been taken over by an emo moralfag who wants to bring it back the fight and some other tl;dr stuff.

She recently made a new Youtube account, [1] which just goes to show her dedication for emokind.

Protip: trolling this particular emo is bound to bring some extra butthurt as their is likely some lesbian white knighting going on here.

Her ~~Photobucket account~~ BALEETED has also seen lulzy uploads of screencaps labeled "traiter" which depict newfags breaking rules 1 & 2. While breaking said rules is serious business, her predictable motive of using them to create pointless drama and atrocious spelling make for a good laugh.

Her Emofag friends' rantings

"4chan is full of stupid pedophiles who have nothing fucking better to do than focus a WHOLE FUCKING SITES MEMBER BASE ON ATTACKING AN INNOCENT GIRL WHO VOICED HER OPINION. gimme a fucking break. What satisfaction does one get attacking someone over the internets and running back to their site to type "omg Epic epic! Win win!" Wow you PHISHED her MySpace account. The easiest shit in the world to do, which isn't even considered hacking. She probably used the same pw for every account shes made under her email...probably had some sort of sensitive material in her email that you got her cell phone/address from. You want a cookie for all of it? Pathetic. But I'm sure you've learned to embrace and celebrate your stupidity 4chan, or btards, or whatever you chose to label yourselves."

@Jennifer "...are you really going to let these sorry excuses stop you from voicing your beliefs and run your life?" shroominc07@yahoo.com "Go ahead, id like to see a 4chan lowlife even try and play with me."

Conclusion: All emos and an heros have friends who can't spell. Go troll.

Click this; ~~'Emochins bebo'~~ BAWWWWW

Just the description of this video is lulzworthy.

Also, she gathered some fanboys on MySpic and JewTube like Shibart here, this video is entitled "Dear xXprincesspunkXx,":

Responses

Our own Rena_Maniacle had this to say on the matter.

The Epic Message (Click to open)

"Listen bitch, you're fucking stupid. Maybe you don't watch TV up there in maple syrup land, but there's these things called trends. See, the 80's brought wiggers and goths, the 90's brought poseur punks and grunge, and the 00's brought emo and scene-fags. You guys are going to be completely forgotten in about three years when the next trend takes over; whatever is underground now most likely.

I'll admit, I listen to hardcore music. But I'm definitely not some retarded-ass emo bitch. Emo music fucking sucks, period. You know why everyone in an emo band is goddamn 19 years old? Because all you do is play bar chords and majors, the bass player follows the guitar and the lead singer screams and then cries. It takes no fucking talent and everyone but the emo pussy's can see it. You show me one emo kid than could even attempt to do me any damage and I would refer you to my fucking knife. Emo is the exact same phenomenon as how metal evolved-a bunch of faggots got picked on in school and then grew up to hate the world.

There's a difference though: Metal kicks ass, emo is fucking gay. Instead of looking bad-ass and getting bigger and making music that a good majority of people listen to occasionally, your sub-culture made a point of how small and weak they were, they were proud to look like pussies and the world has to deal with their shitty-ass music that only they and anyone under the age of thirteen likes. So your friends passed away by committing suicide? That doesn't sound like passing away.... it sounds like fucking killing yourself like a little emo bitch. What happened? Their boyfriend broke up with them? They got beat for being a dumbass emo kid? Oh snap, did their parents backhand them in the fucking mouth for being a dumb cunt one too many times? I can tell just from the background of your fucking video that you have no goddamn problems in your fucking life at all. That's why everyone hates emo kids you stupid slut, because they bitch about how hard life is when there's nothing really that fucked up for them. Everyone knows life is tough, that's how the world fucking works; emo kids think they've stumbled on to something special and they haven't.

Scene kids are the fucking worst though, happy emo's. And the whole dinosaurs and robots? Grow the fuck up before I rip that goddamn ring out of your lip. There's another thing. For starters, your a fucking girl. If I punched you in the fucking mouth you'd go down (especially considering you already have a hideously deformed chin) so what're you gonna do? Box me? OH SHIT! I'd rip the fucking ring out of your mouth in kick you in your dumbass twat, what would you do then bitch? Absolutely nothing, have your goddamn emo friends bitch about me on MySpace.

You know why a "gangster" and an emo kid will never get along? Because "gangsters" have real problems, like you know, BEING IN A FUCKING GANG BECAUSE SOCIETY HAS ABANDONED YOU? And emo kids have nothing wrong at all, except mommy and daddy won't give them a new car for their birthday. Unless your talking about the dumbass niggers who pretend to be gangster and from the streets while pulling a 4.0 GPA in which case your just fucking stupid. As for being "straight G" I would suggest actually conversing with a black person instead of watching the video's on MTV between Fall Out Boy and Taking Back Sunday.

Now let's work on you. You're fucking hideous, what the hell happened to your chin? Did you claim to be "straight up G" and get shot in the mouth? And then there's your fucking MySpace pic. You do realize your hair is nasty fucking swamp-ass green right? It's fucking disgusting you dirty skank. You have more eyeliner then a raccoon and you have a SEVERE lack of tits. And your not a full emo because you aren't sad all the time? Being sad all the time isn't what an being an emo is about, it's about keeping your perfect image together so your little faggot friends won't disown you for not being a fucking faggot. Now at this point let me make a quick distinction. I have no problem with gay people, nor do I have a problem with black people. What I do hate is faggots and niggers, I'm sure you can figure out what that means.

Anyway, back to you. Why not just take a normal goddamn picture and show everyone what you actually look like? It isn't clever to look like a moron who can't work a fucking camera. I don't know how this trend started but it has to fucking stop. And if your so "down" with everyone why don't you have one of them take the picture? You're just a pathetic little white girl who hasn't found what she wants out of life yet. The only thing you ever watch is MTV because it plays your emo-bullshit and you picked up some fake-street talk along the way. Eventually you'll grow the fuck up and realize you aren't going to change shit; it's just a fashion trend and if you don't leave it behind then you're never going to get a job, so good going. The only regret I have is that I won't be there to see your face when you realize one day that yes, you have to grow up, and yes, what you did as a kid was fucking dumb. What are you changing exactly? The punks were against corporations -- they sold out. The hippies were all about peace and love -- their generation is still keeping our troops in Iraq. What exactly are you guys against? Having your heart broken? Well it's gonna fucking happen.

Now please tell me exactly; how does screaming "SHE RIPPED MY HEART FROM MY CHEEEEEEST" Show that one is sick of society and wants something to change? Those lyrics were written by fucking teenagers, take them at face value, it's all they mean. If you feel so strongly about this movement of yours then write me back, I won't result to simply flaming you, I honestly want to see what you have to say to defend yourself. Until I get a message back you from you you're just another dumb cunt."

As you can see she was clearly pwnt, if you bothered to read all that shit. Conclusion? Epic Win for EDiots.

Became An Hero?

You can always rely on the bros for a ride.

Sometime last Thursday, Emochin showed up on a Global News segment about the transit strike in Toronto, Canada, bitching about how she has no way home. The segment aired April 26, 2008.